I was talking to Dick at this party my dad had for his coworkers at the precinct and he had mentioned something about his dead brother Jason. I swear to god I heard a loud “stop telling people I’m dead” followed by an ow as if someone was hit on my balcony? All Dick said to that was “I swear it’s like I can still hear his voice”??? Should I alert the cops within the house????#OnlyinGotham
Update: everyone left, something about needing backup for a bankrobbery. Red hood just knocked on my balcony door saying “i swear to god if he keeps telling all the cute people I’m dead I’m gunna have an issue” and handed me his number. #OnlyinGotham #ImGunnaCallit #PleaseDontLetThisBeFake #HisMaskWinkedAtMeThough #ThankYouBasedGrayson
Deposited a check at this Bank Of America,and it took my check then just shut itself off,like nothing to see here nigga. I think I have been robbed by Skynet. It just went black “Temporarily out of service” then black again ! Wtf,you just gonna take my money BoA ? Like thanks sucker,Now leave and let me count this.