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In celebration of Pride Month this year I’m giving out a code for 25% off your order when you buy two Pride Pins!

Just pop in the code PRIDEMONTH2017 when you check out! Easy peasy, pride an’ squeezy! After your purchase is confirmed you’ll also be emailed a code for a further 20% off any orders you make in the future. :D

Check out my pins and badges HERE!

This discount expires on the 1st of July so use it while you can!

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Hey 👋 long time no post. It’s basically the summer and this might be out of the blue but I’m opening up an art and stationery store. All guess what!! The profits earned are going to be donated to a variety of charities (the first one is going to be the Trevor Project, to help prevent suicide among Lgbt+ members, b/c it’s pride month)

So if you have any coins saved up, the first 2 items that I’m selling are enamel pins (classic red rose and a Neapolitan rainbow), that are going to cost $7.50 each. You can buy them on my etsy shop: “imprintUSA” : https://www.etsy.com/shop/imprintUSA

Rejected Badge Ideas

By Draco Malfoy, 4th year

I LOVE POTTER Too revealing

FUTURE MR. HARRY POTTER I said too revealing. Pull yourself together, Malfoy. Anyway, Potter will be taking my name.

POTTER IS THE CHAMPION OF MY HEART Clever, but also disgusting

I SUPPORT POTTER Wow, this is boring as fuck

POTTER IS FUCKING HOT True, but I don’t want him to think I only want him for his looks, you know?

I WISH POTTER WOULD SUCK MY COCK WOAH! Too needy!

SUCK MY COCK POTTER Better, but a touch demanding.

FUCK ME POTTER Also should consider that I will not be the only one wearing these buttons

FUCK YOU POTTER Funny! But actually, let’s leave fucking out of it. Wouldn’t want to deprive the first years of supporting Potter via button due to inappropriate language. Hmm, what else do I like about him…?

POTTER SMELLS LIKE EVERYTHING GOOD A bit of an exaggeration. I don’t want to seem too smitten. 

POTTER SMELLS GOOD True, but does a bland statement like this really deserve to grace a badge?

POTTER SMELLS LIKE QUIDDITCH Okay, now it’s too specific

POTTER SMELLS LIKE SWEAT I might be the only one who likes this smell? Does this make me weird?

(Pansy is looking. GO AWAY, BITCH!)

POTTER STINKS LIKE SWEAT Haha, right, Pansy??? He’s so gross, I hate him. This isn’t very catchy though. What about…

POTTER STINKS Short and sweet (just like Potter!!) (NOT!! lol jk Pansy! Obviously that was a joke. Potter is not sweet). Anywaaaaaay, let’s just go with this, shall we?

(from the universe created in this post)