Bad-to-the-Bronze

Glow Up tips

a summer of 2k16 is a great opportunity to glow up on the asses of those who have slept on you. Hope everyone has an amazing come back and that you all get that “ they got hot this summer”


1. drink plenty of water: i knoe that this is any every “tips post” but it’ll help you maintain a beautiful complexion, fresh breath, help with weight loss, and so so so much more 


2. coconut oil: this is the shit! use it for your hair, your face, your legs ….everything. 


3.exercise: do your squats, eat healthy food. best form of revenge is a super hot body.


4. post so many selfies on social media …. make sure the photos are super dpe and look very luxurious and mysterious and fancy and work on getting more followers. i suggest you look through Russian Instagram to find poses and study selfie angles.


5. have a stunning wardrobe: you don’t need lots of money to dress like you’re rich. it’s all about how you combine your clothes together. chose neat, fshionable clothes. look up the style of olivia person an the kardashians.


6.read and watch lots of movies: get educated and informed over the summer. feed your soul with sophistication. read philosophical books or whatever kind you like . watch old movies. 


7. step OUT of your comfort zone: don’t go to bed unless you’ve done something each day that you have never done before. it’ll be a graet boost for your self confidence. i promise!


8.go out, have fun, takes lots of pictures and post them. it doesn’t have to cost much, a simple trip to the beach will do .. just flash that hot hot summer body.


9. be humble, but still, let those bitches know. 


10. meet new people and post selfies with them.


11. get a haircut or change your haircut or whatever as long as you change something, have a makeover.


12. do weekly DIY spa days: you can make your own pedi, amni, body scrub, facial masks with ingredients from your kitchen. 


13.take good good care of yourself and make sure you’re stress free and happy.


14.stay away from people who make you feel like shit.


15. avoid seeing your fake friends and stick to the passive agressive braging snapchat/IG routine.


16.gloooooow from the inside out.


may you have a very luxurious summmer .

Josephine Baker

Illustration from Josephine by Christian Robinson, text from Bad Girls Throughout History by Ann Shen

Black Pearl. Bronze Venus. Creole Goddess. These are just some of the names that showgirl, activist, and spy Josephine Baker (1906–1975) was given in her life. Born into poverty in St. Louis, Baker was on her own at thirteen and danced her way onto the chorus lines of Broadway, quickly followed by the Paris revues. She had a pet cheetah named Chiquita who wore a diamond collar and paraded around the stage during her acts. France loved Josephine Baker, and she became a huge star on the stage and screen. Her influence in Europe was so big that the French government asked her to work as a spy for the Allies during World War II—just by socializing as she did at high-level parties with German, Italian, and Japanese officials. She carried secret notes written  in invisible ink on her music sheets as she freely toured across borders.

When she returned to America for a performance at a New York club, she was enraged by the segregation laws still  in place. She became a civil rights leader and marched alongside Martin Luther King, Jr., in the March on Washington. She was the only official female speaker that day. After King was assassinated, his widow, Coretta Scott King, asked Baker to lead the movement—but Baker declined, stating that her children were too young to lose their mother. To fulfill her dream of showing the world that people of different ethnicities and religions can live in peace, Baker adopted twelve children from different countries, forming a family she would come to call her “rainbow tribe,” and raised them in her French castle, Château des Milandes.

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Yoongbum and his name

bronze, shades of Earth, green– sounds like Yoonbum’s clothes

So yeah, just a high school student who’s procrastinating from schoolwork  at the same time analyzing a depressed,mentally broken stalker who’s held being hostage by a sociopath and forced to play pretend as mother while being manipulated….

All the magisterium books rated on gayness

The Iron Trial: Everyone is pretty straight, they are all just good friends. aaron brings call his wristband when he forgot it 1/10

The Copper Gauntlet: Aarons face lights up when Call arives at Tamaras party, he brings call his wristband again, aaron is supportive of Call and is shocked when its reaveled that Call is the enemy of death. A somewhat gay book, too bad queerbating is thing and Celia kissed Call 4/10

The Bronze Key: hOlY shIT, AARON LIVED WITH CALL OVER THE SUMMER, TAKING PICS OF ME AND MY BF IS SUITS, “I’LL CATCH YOU IF YOU FALL”, SAVING CALLS LIFE WHEN THE CHANDELER FELL, “OBVIOUSLY CELIA IS THE SPY”, NO IM NOT JEALOUS, OH MY GOD, USE YOUR CHAOS MAGIC ON THE WYVERN I DONT WANT YOU TO DIE, CELIA IS THE SSSSPPPPYYYYY, WHY WOULD I EVERY HURT CALL?, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO KNOW PRIVATE THINGS ABOUT AARON, AT LEAST WE’RE GOING TO DIE TOGETHER, THEY HELD FUCKING HANDS, HOW THE SHIT,  WHY HELLO MY NAME IS CALL AND EVER SINCE AARON DIED MY LIFE HAS BEEN COMPLETE HELL  1777777777777/10

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「Dusty Rose 」 - DK icons

read terms before using

best, easiest, cheapest eye look ever:
-maybelline color tattoo 24 hour metal eyeshadow pot in Inked in Pink, smeared all over the lid and up past the crease a little
-rimmel scandeleyes eyeshadow stick in Bad Girl Bronze as smudgey eyeliner very close to lashes
-your favorite mascara and a clear gloss

  • Me: I think I'll watch this guy's playthrough of climbing from Bronze to Master so I can get some tips to learn how to be a better Overwatch player
  • Player: No offense but from what I've noticed it seems like everyone who is bad in bronze is a girl gamer
  • Me: Alright that's enough of that
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