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Sammy’s face at the end gets me every time

Wow, Dean, your bad jokes have reached a whole new level of bad.

HOW LIKELY THE SIGNS ARE TO SECRETLY BE 12,000,000 BEES IN A TRENCH COAT
  • Aries:90% this explains your anger
  • Taurus:0% you are too lazy to be a bee
  • Gemini:like 3%
  • Cancer:There's a 50% chance
  • Leo:2% you are only a Queen Bee
  • Virgo:99% u sketchy weirdo
  • Libra:20% nah
  • Scorpio:12000000%
  • Sagittarius:75% almost there
  • Capricorn:100% you are the bees knees
  • Aquarius:1000% yes get away now
  • Pisces:-1% not really
The signs as bad jokes
  • Aries:Knock knock. Who's there? Lil old lady. Lil old lady who? I didn't know that you could yodel
  • Taurus:What grows outside, is green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
  • Gemini:What do you call someone with no body and nose? Nobody knows
  • Cancer:Need an ark? I Noah guy
  • Leo:Jokes about german sausages are the Wurst
  • Virgo:Who ever invented the knock knock joke should get a no-bell prize
  • Libra:What do you call the security guards outside Samsung? Guardians of the galaxy
  • Scorpio:What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time
  • Sagittarius:How did the hipster burn his mouth? He sipped his coffee before it was cool
  • Capricorn:What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White vans
  • Aquarius:Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google
  • Pisces:Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk