but it’s like- the night throbs in my veins sometimes and i don’t know what to do with this energy? it isn’t my heart, no, not that, not anything known, but it flows like blood would and i want to leap out of the window- i want to meet the stars / i want to tell them that the night isn’t the darkest place that i’ve been but even when i’m there somehow starlight still guides me.
Time for the big secret- How can you speak English? *drum roll*
The truth is…
I wasn’t always a goldfish.
I used to be a young innocent lad with a fish tank by his bedside, and each night I would give my fish a pinch of food before I went to sleep.
But one day, I forgot to give my fish their pinch of food.
So then a FVCKING WIZARD CAME IN MY ROOM, WIPED MY MEMORY, AND FVCKING TURNED ME INTO A FISH AND DISGUISED HIMSELF AS ME.
This actually had nothing to do with me forgetting to feed my fish, he was just being mean.
I escaped from his neglectful care and made it to the ocean, where I feel as though I’m finally safe from his clutches.
I however seek revenge.
I noticed that whenever he is greeted, he always says “well howdydoo how do you do?”, so I have been messaging people “gurgle” on Tumblr ever since, waiting for someone to respond in such a manner, and making friends with anyone who responds normally.
When someone responds to me with those faithful words, I’ll know that they are the wizard, and I will expose them online and get my body back.
I could definitely go on about the betrayal by Joelle of Callen. (Oh, look, I did! Oops.) I knew it was coming, but then they had to throw in that:
He was so sorry she got caught up in this, probably seeing some of his fears about having loved ones in this job – things he’s seen happen with Sam – be realized. He was SORRY! (Screw you, Joelle.)
He remembered she liked Nutella. (Screw. You. Joelle.)
Mr. No Possessions felt sentimental about the table she gave him. (Screw you, Joelle.)
He was so worried about her coming in and seeing her on the floor. (SCREW. YOU. JOELLE.) (On this note, let’s remember that H – the person G was closest to for the longest time who has probably also thrown of his trust senses, despite what she feels are good intentions, knew Jo was CIA before now. She also LET HIM GET TO JOELLE ON THE FLOOR AND STILL WAITED TO REVEAL HER IDENTITY. She literally waited until the last possible second. Come on, show. You want us to stay mad at Hetty, don’t you?)