Baby-toy

A large fire proof package arrives at the door. Upon opening it, there is a handwritten note…

To King Teo and Queen Luna,

Within this package are an assortment of hand picked gifts my friend Mairead and I have chosen for you. We hope you enjoy these gifts. Some of these were chosen knowing that you have children on the way. We know you two are going through a stressful time and we hope these gifts will help you two out.

Sincerely,

           Verity Aveross and Mairead the Gore Magala

(below the letter is a typed message)

To King Teo and Queen Luna,

I included a small box of cookies inside the package Verity sent you. (I made too many again…) I hope you like them!

- Mairead

[Inside the box is a small box of cookies with a lilac bow, an assortment of durable baby safe chew toys, two bottles of baby shampoo, an electric scent diffuser with several scents meant for relaxation, three bags of coffee beans, two coffee cups (one saying Lion Mom the other saying Lion Dad), and a cute fireproof sweater that looks like it should fit Ely.]


“I’ll have to have a chat with them sometime to thank them and… investigate.”

anonymous asked:

How would Joker and Harley handle harley miscarrying their baby?

I think they’d be in equal amounts of grief and delusion. Instead of trying to face a problem that has no real solution. Especially a problem that can’t be blamed on anyone. Unlike other instances where they’d manipulate the situation and maybe kill someone else, they can’t do that with this. So they’d resort to just complete psychotic states. Like how Joker tore up the piano and went crazy placing things around when he couldn’t find Harley. They’d do that with cribs and baby clothes and baby toys, etc. Then last thing would try and completely wipe it from their minds, probably immediately try to have another one and then when she was pregnant again burn everything they bought for the other baby to ash. Like not a single day passed between the miscarriage and the new pregnancy. 

twistybliss  asked:

*stares at Hybrid and rattles a baby demonic toy at him* Hello there, cutie. Aren't you a bundle of cuteness? I wish I could have you as my own.

He saw the toy eyes glistening

“ah!, ah!” it seemed he liked the toy, reaching with smol arms

anonymous asked:

after saying mean things to Kenny baby Omega would wobble over with to your bedroom to Kenny's side of the bed and prop his head up on the edge "dada I sorry, I wuv you" and give him a good sloppy wet cheek kiss and would leave him his special toy that he never ever wants to share with anyone "I bad you have it and take to apan with you" and you know damn well Kenny would scoop him up and assure him he wasn't mad and promise him more toys and sweets and then you're stuck with the bab in bed lol

nwaaaah. Ken’s such a pushover Dad BUT YOU WOULD BE IF YOU HAD A CUTE BUB LIKE BABY OMEGA. I feel like they would be best friends for sure. 

When my friend went travelling she found out her sister was pregnant and bought the baby a little sheep toy to have when he got back. While we were away she used to take photos of it in different places and doing different things so when the baby was bigger she could show it all the photos. Ken would totally do that, like take photos of this little toy all over japan and the world doing crazy things and then send them and be like “LOOK AT THE ADVENTURE HES BEEN ON” and tell him all the stories about what happened.

I was looking for a present for a friend whose baby turned a year old. The first review on this cracked me up.

I am torn in reviewing this toy.  Here’s why:  The toy is definitely well-made, will not come apart, will not break unless subjected to massive violence.  It definitely builds motor skills, hand-eye-coordination, and even thinking skills–as deciding which colors should be up or down or evenly matched in height requires some intricate choice and physical application.  So, the toy is a great toy!

But …

You are basically giving your child a miniature of Thor’s hammer.  Not a hollow plastic hammer, mind you.  No, no.  This is a toddler weapon the great god of thunder would approve of.  Two solid wooden pieces held together very well.  The head of the hammer is sculpted to allow attacks from many interesting angles.  Great for the toy.  Not so great if your little one might decide to go “a-viking” during a playgroup, family get-together, or school function.

Like the mighty Mjolner, this hammer throws well, flies fast and far, and can kill the mightiest of trolls.  Or televisions.  Or PC’s.  Or Grandma.

So … the only reason I take a star off is because of the deadly weapon that comes with this awesome toy.  Maybe it should have been fastened by a cable to the toy, Melissa & Doug?  It’s not cool that parents have to do this thinking for you.  But we love Grandma.  Having our toddler turned Thor send her to the hospital is not our idea of fun.

If your child is meek and kind and dependably non-violent, go for it.  GREAT TOY!  If your little one may just be a conqueror of lands reincarnated into this tiny body, please beware the hammer! 

lmfao!

it seems pretty common to headcanon rosemary as the super sophisticated neat ~aesthetic~ couple whereas davekat live in chaos but i propose: rosemary both canonically seem to care about aesthetics, sure, but rose is canonically very messy. I think once she gets really focused on researching an idea or something no chance is she gonna stop to wash dishes or pick up clothes. their home IS nicely decorated but kanaya often comes home to find rose sat on the floor reading in a circle of cereal bowls and empty water bottles like she’s trying to summon tony the tiger or something

also when kanaya starts working to help raise the new grub/babies she’ll often have them in the house so theres just baby food and toys on everything and she wants to tidy it but… TIRED (worth it tho for the little ones)

whereas karkat is… quite possibly the tidiest person in homestuck, judging from his room. his and daves place isnt all that nicely decorated. the decor is probably a combo of ‘PLAIN AND SERVICEABLE’ and ‘ugly and hilarious’ due to both their influence respectively. but hottt damn does our boy kk go to town with the vacuum cleaner (buying one was probably a very important milestone in karkat’s checklist of ideal domestic bliss. he loves the vacuum cleaner). its like stress relief or something. its therapeutic. even tho dave isnt all that tidy he ends up rlly liking the environment karkat creates and does his best to help when he can, either by staying out of the way when karkat’s on the rampage with a duster, or just sitting on the kitchen counter keeping him company as he washes up. 

in conclusion rosemary are beautiful disasters and davekat are ridiculous but Very Clean thank u