Baby 81

Prompt List

Okay so this is not my drabble list but i found it on tumblr so all credit goes out to the person who made this. send me in any numbers and who you would like it to be about (example peter parker, castiel, bucky barnes, etc…)

leave the number and person/character in my ask and I’d be happy to write it!!

1. “That’s starting to get annoying”
2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
3. ‘You can’t just sit there all day.”
4. “I’m too sober for this.”
5. “I’m not here to make friends.”
6. “I need a place to stay.”
7. “Well, that’s tragic.”
8. “You’re seriously like a man-child.”
9. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
10. “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
11. Dear Diary, …”
12. She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
13. “I lost our baby.”
14. “They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
15. “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”
16. “You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”
17. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
“18. What’s the matter, sweetie?”
19. “You’re Satan.”
20. “I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”
21. “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”
22. “Did you just hiss at me?”
23. “Do you really need all that candy?”
24. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”
25. “I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”
26. “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
27. “No. Regrets.”
28. “How drunk was I?”
29. “How is my wife more badass than me?”
30. “Be you. No one else can.”
31. “I haven’t slept in ages.”
32. “I locked the keys in the car.”
33. “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”
34. “You work for me. You are my slave.”
35. “Take your medicine.”
36. “They’re monsters.”
37. “Welcome to fatherhood.”
38. “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”
39. “It’s your turn to make dinner.”
40. “The kids, they ambushed me.”
41. “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”
42. “Stop being so cute.”
43. “I feel like I can’t breathe.”
44. “You need to see a doctor.”
45. “You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”
46. “I was a joke, baby. I swear.”
47. “Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
48. “I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
49. “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
50. “This is girl talk, so leave.”
51. “Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
52. “There’s a herd of them!”
53. “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
54. “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”
55. “You’re a nerd.”
56. “I’m late.”
57. “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”
58. “You smell like a wet dog.”
59. “I could punch you right now.”
60. “Are you going to talk to me?”
61. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
62. “If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”
63. “Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”
64. “Here, take my blanket.”
65. “I don’t want you to stop.”
66. “How could I ever forget about you?”
67. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
68. “Run for it!”
69. “We need to talk.”
70. “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
71. “I want a pet.”
72. “Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
73. “I’m not wearing a dress.”
74. “I’m not wearing a tie.”
75. “Quit beating me up!”
76. “Please put your penis away.”
77. “It’s a Texas thing.”
78. “Don’t argue. Just do it.”
79. “I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
80. “Does he know about the baby?”
81. “Hold still.”
82. “I just ironed these pants!”
83. “Enough with the sass!”
84. “Show me what’s behind your back.”
85. “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”
86. “Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
87. “Stay awake.”
88. “STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”
89. “You’re not interested, are you?”
90. “I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”
91. “Tell me you need me.”
92. “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
93. “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”
94. “I had a bad dream again.”
95. “Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”
96. “It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
97. “You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”
98. “The store ran out of Easter eggs.”
99. “How could you forget your son’s birthday?”
100. “You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”

Carry On spells

Because I made this post I now have a list of pretty much all the spells used in Carry On, so I thought I’d post them here in case they are useful to anyone!! (They’re in alphabetical with chapter numbers after)

  • A little bird told me! (Ch.19)
  • A place for everything, and everything in it’s place! (Ch.35)
  • An Englishman’s word is his bond! (Ch.42)
  • And we all fall down! (Ch.80)
  • April Showers! (Ch.40)
  • As you were! (Ch.44)
  • As you were! (Ch.73)
  • As you were! (Ch.17)
  • Back Off! (Ch.76)
  • Back to start! (Ch.73)
  • Be our guest! (Ch.50)
  • Bend over backwards! (Ch.81)
  • Candle in the wind! (Ch.3)
  • Carry on, carry on! (Ch.82)
  • Cat got your tongue! (Ch.34)
  • Clean as a whistle! (Ch.52+53)
  • Clear the air! (Ch.23)
  • Come out, come out, wherever you are! (Ch.14+80)
  • Dead in the air! (Ch.19)
  • Don’t worry, be happy! (Ch.81)
  • Early to bed and early to rise! (Ch.29)
  • Easy come, easy go. Little high, little low! (Ch.82)
  • Fine-tooth comb ___ ! (Ch.46+55)
  • Float like a butterfly! (Ch.48)
  • Get well soon! (Ch.29)
  • Hair of the dog! (Ch.20)
  • Have a break, have a Kit-Kat! (Ch.76)
  • Head over heels! (Ch.81)
  • Hear ye, hear ye! (Ch. 44)
  • Hell hath no fury! (Ch.80)
  • Helter skelter! (Ch.81)
  • Hit the floor! (Ch.81)
  • Hold fast! (Ch.7)
  • Hurry up! (Ch.1)
  • Hush little baby! (Ch.81)
  • Into thin air! (Ch.3)
  • It’s show time! (Ch.17)
  • Ix-nay on the atford-way! (Ch.37) *
  • Keep it together! (Ch.7)
  • Let me, let me, let me! (Ch. 80)
  • Let there be light! (Ch.80)
  • Make a wish! (Ch.61)
  • Make way! (Ch.60)
  • Make way for the King! (Ch.60)
  • Nonsense! (Ch.73)
  • Olly olly oxen free! (Ch.14)
  • On love’s light wings! (Ch.83)
  • Open Sesame! (Ch.29)
  • Out, out, damned spot! (Ch.3)
  • Paper beats rock! (Ch.76)
  • Please! (Ch.80)
  • Please, please, please! Let me, let me, let me! (Ch.80)
  • Resistance is futile! (Ch.81)
  • Run for your life! (Ch.80)
  • Scooby-Dooby-Doo, where are you! (Ch.17)
  • See what I mean! (Ch.23)
  • Shut up! (Ch.60)
  • Simon says! (Ch.83)
  • Some like it hot! (Ch.5)
  • Stand your ground! (Ch.31)
  • Stay cool! (Ch.7)
  • Stay put! (Ch.2)
  • Steady on! (Ch.7)
  • Suck it up! (Ch.7)
  • Take it away! (Ch.3)
  • The lady’s not for turning! (Ch.20)
  • The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth! (Ch.26)
  • There’s nothing to see here! (Ch.44+76+epilogue)
  • These aren’t the droids you’re looking for! (epilogue)
  • Time flies! (Ch.68)
  • Twinkle, twinkle little star! Up above the world so high! (Ch. 48)
  • Tyger, tyger, burning bright! (Ch.44)
  • U can’t touch this! (Ch.44)
  • Up, up, and away! (Ch.42+80)
  • You’re getting warmer! (Ch.62) 

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666 Conducer
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666 Conducer

SONG of the DAY _ 666 Conducer ~ Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - from “Baby 81” (2007)

No one knows her name but they see her youth and use her
She’s feeling free and everything she sees is truth
She’s seventeen, she’s got everything she needs to lose
Yeah yeah yeah, oh no

She’s got everyone to help her on her way
She’s got everyone to help her on her way
She’s got everyone to help her on her way down

He seems to know right where it hurts, your pain, in vain
He gives himself to you, he’s in your way
And everything he does just seems a phase, insane
Yeah yeah yeah, oh no

He’s got everyone to help him on his way
He’s got everyone to help him on his way
He’s got everyone to help him on his way down

Everything you touch tears at your heart apart
Of everything you see down in your soul, never let you go

You’ve got everyone to help you on your way
You’ve got everyone to help you on your way
You’ve got everyone to help you on your way down

You’re a 666 conducer
How do you do the things you do, sir
You’re a 666 conducer
How do you do the things you do, sir
You’re a 666 conducer
How do you do the things you do
You’re a 666 conducer
How do you do
How do you do

You’re a 666 conducer
How do you do the things you do, sir
You’re a 666 conducer
How do you do the things you do, sir
You’re a 666 conducer
How do you do the things you do, sir
You’re a 666 conducer
How do you do the things you do
How do you do the things you do
How do you do
How do you do
How do you do
How do you do

Drabble Challenge

okay so this is not my drabble list but i found it on tumblr so all credit goes out to the person who made this. send me in any numbers and who you would like it to be about (example peter parker, tom holland, stiles stillnski, etc…) 

leave the number and person/character in my ask and id be happy to write it!!

1. “That’s starting to get annoying”
2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
3. ‘You can’t just sit there all day.”
4. “I’m too sober for this.”
5. “I’m not here to make friends.”
6. “I need a place to stay.”
7. “Well, that’s tragic.”
8. “You’re seriously like a man-child.”
9. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
10. “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
11. Dear Diary, …”
12. She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
13. “I lost our baby.”
14. “They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
15. “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”
16. “You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”
17. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
“18. What’s the matter, sweetie?”
19. “You’re Satan.”
20. “I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”
21. “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”
22. “Did you just hiss at me?”
23. “Do you really need all that candy?”
24. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”
25. “I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”
26. “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
27. “No. Regrets.”
28. “How drunk was I?”
29. “How is my wife more badass than me?”
30. “Be you. No one else can.”
31. “I haven’t slept in ages.”
32. “I locked the keys in the car.”
33. “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”
34. “You work for me. You are my slave.”
35. “Take your medicine.”
36. “They’re monsters.”
37. “Welcome to fatherhood.”
38. “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”
39. “It’s your turn to make dinner.”
40. “The kids, they ambushed me.”
41. “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”
42. “Stop being so cute.”
43. “I feel like I can’t breathe.”
44. “You need to see a doctor.”
45. “You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”
46. “I was a joke, baby. I swear.”
47. “Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
48. “I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
49. “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
50. “This is girl talk, so leave.”
51. “Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
52. “There’s a herd of them!”
53. “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
54. “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”
55. “You’re a nerd.”
56. “I’m late.”
57. “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”
58. “You smell like a wet dog.”
59. “I could punch you right now.”
60. “Are you going to talk to me?”
61. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
62. “If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”
63. “Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”
64. “Here, take my blanket.”
65. “I don’t want you to stop.”
66. “How could I ever forget about you?”
67. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
68. “Run for it!”
69. “We need to talk.”
70. “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
71. “I want a pet.”
72. “Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
73. “I’m not wearing a dress.”
74. “I’m not wearing a tie.”
75. “Quit beating me up!”
76. “Please put your penis away.”
77. “It’s a Texas thing.”
78. “Don’t argue. Just do it.”
79. “I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
80. “Does he know about the baby?”
81. “Hold still.”
82. “I just ironed these pants!”
83. “Enough with the sass!”
84. “Show me what’s behind your back.”
85. “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”
86. “Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
87. “Stay awake.”
88. “STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”
89. “You’re not interested, are you?”
90. “I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”
91. “Tell me you need me.”
92. “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
93. “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”
94. “I had a bad dream again.”
95. “Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”
96. “It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
97. “You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”

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