Inspired by the awesome booty shorts that change colors (seriously couldn’t resist!) http://www.derbykiss.com

For @rboz, who’s going through a bit of a rough patch atm (show her lots of love!!!) 

ff.net —->https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11644202/10/Sniblets-of-Insanity


What the hell is she wearing?

Gajeel’s eyes nearly popped out of his skull as he watched the little blue haired mage join the group of girls in the roller rink, nervously looking around till her eyes landed on him. The blush that graced her cheeks was brilliant despite the low lights and flickering lasers that skimmed around the rink. Not that he noticed too much, he kept his sights on the gloriously sparkly gold booty shorts that she wore, swearing silently as he could feel a blush of his own creep past his cheeks and into his hairline. As she skated around, he had a rather magnificent view of the shorts as she rolled past him, willfully ignoring his stare.

He was fine with that, he could live with her wrath later on as he’d  tease her for such a choice in clothing. But aside from her iron shirt and kitty lingerie, these were definitely going to be added to his list of favorites. Hell, they even fit her perfectly, hugging her rear tightly and pulling in all the ways he secretly loved. His throat dried a little as she past him again, and he gulped as another part of him began to heat up.  

Oh gods, she’s gonna kill me,’ he thought, biting his lip. Yep, he was definitely going to give her hell for teasing him this much. He sighed, burying his face in his arms on the wall where he waited for her. He’d opted out of skating with the rest of the group, well aware of how insane the rest of them could be. Now he was more than grateful for the decision, lest he was unfortunate to be skating around with a boner.

Definitely not a good idea,’ he mused, and sighed. A peal of giggles rushing past had his head snapping up again, only to watch as Cana dramatically swept her arm back and snapped it forward, smacking Levy smartly on the ass. She squawked, nearly slipping and falling as she attempted to whirl on the brunette, who laughed uproariously and raced away.

For the iron dragon slayer, it was as if the world had paused just as Cana’s hand landed on Levy’s backside, sending a wave of sparkles that Gajeel was immensely jealous of. The heat redoubled, coiling around itself in the pit of his gut, sending jolts of excitement to his groin. He nearly drooled; he was beyond mesmerized by the little flashes. He was sorely tempted to reach out and touch the area himself, regardless of the risk once Levy had a chance to regroup herself. For once he was glad of the brunette’s meddling, even though he wanted that experience all to himself. In other words, he wanted to slap her ass and watch the sparkles.  

Levy was huffing irritably as she rubbed the sore spot, oblivious to his plight as she continued on, Lucy and Juvia giggling mischievously next to her. As her hands returned to balancing her as she rolled away, Gajeel nearly gasped in surprise; the gold where her hands had been turned to a sparkly blue!

“The fuck?” He murmured, wondering if his girl was trying to get him in trouble. Another deft swipe at her ass from Cana and the color switched back to gold, leaving small streaks of blue across the soft swell. His growing urge to examine her shorts was only held back by his last shred of dignity (and embarrassingly enough, his boner). He was going to get to the bottom of this for sure tonight, and perhaps even pass Cana a couple of drinks in thanks as well. Maybe even for the person who invented the sparkly short as well, he definitely owed them for the show.

Things Iv learned as an artist

-What the fuck is hair, it just defies gravity like wtf
-some people are assholes who use you for free art
-What the hell, these artist Iv looked up to so much are just people that are sillier then me
-oh they are all ALL nerds that I love
-Wtf are hands like, are they spaghetti noodles
-what even is anatomy
-shading with colors is super important and can show emotion
-Art block = satan
-dicks are fun to draw lmao
-backgrounds are evil but fun to do once you start learning how
-Someone will Always be better then you
-never compare your art to others.

Ask Meme

Tagged by @lecteronthelam​, thank you!

Relationship status: Single

Favorite colors: Orange and Pink

Pets: Just one dog, Floyd, who is a border collie/blue heeler mix

Last song I listened to: Wooden Heart by Listener

Favorite TV show: Hannibal, of course, but others are BBC Sherlock, Parks and Rec, Futurama, Mr. Robot, The Eric Andre Show, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Broad City, Utopia… I have lots! 

First fandom: Pretty sure it was the Harry Potter fandom?

Hobbies: Writing, reading, crocheting, chess

Tagging (no obligation): @wraithsonwingsposts@wrathofthestag@the-winnowing-wind@apoptoses@magicaldestiny@-themadhatter- @starkaryen@damnslippyplanet@hannigram-hell@cheerios-and-pocket-lint@thisismydesignhannibal@idonthaveyourappetite@victorineb @devereauxsdisease @chronicopheliac


Of course, every soldier is prepared to die. But these people aren’t just pawns on a chessboard. They all have names, families and feelings in their hearts too. They are all humans who live and bleed. You have the responsibility to ensure their death will not be in vain. No matter what may come, remember this in your naive heart, and be ready to die to fulfill that duty.


Arthur came back to life without any warning or whatsoever. He just one day popped up behind Merlin and took him by surprise, aka the merthur au no one needed


i ’ l l   b e   r i g h t   h e r e

absence, hear thou my protestation
Against thy strength, Distance and length
Do what thou canst for alteration
For hearts of truest mettle
Absence doth join and Time doth settle.

Netflix Sets Launch Date for ‘3%,’ Its First Brazilian Original Production
Netflix has set a Nov. 25 global launch date for “3%,” its first Brazilian original production, directed by Cesar Charlone, Oscar-nominated for his “City of God” cinematography. The U.S. streaming …
By John Hopewell

You girls are ready for a dystopian Brazilian thriller series right on Netflix? Produced, directed, and acted 100% by Brazilians, with disabled characters and characters of color?

This is an AMAZING achievement for Brazilian artists to show our work worldwide and if you don’t hype this shit up like HELL we can’t be friends.

3% The Series on Netflix November 25th

3% The Series on Netflix November 25th

3% The Series on Netflix November 25th

3% The Series on Netflix November 25th



j e   s u i s   p r e s t.  i  a m   r e a d y.

c: “jesus h. roosevelt christ!”
j: “no, sassenech, just me.”


just two guys….bonding… i can’t believe this is my first contribution to this amazing show…

I was working on a brochure for a hair dye company. The client wanted a photo of a woman with grey hair for the brochure. I showed him some stock photos, but he didn’t like any of them. Instead, he sent me a photo of a young woman.

Client: Can you make her hair grey?

Me: I could, but it would be a lot of unnecessary work. Are you sure I can’t just pick a photo that naturally has grey hair?

Client: Yes, I like this one.

I changed the hair color.

Client: She looks too young to have the grey hair. Can you make her look older?

Me: I can try, but I promise it won’t look great. Can’t you just use a photo of an older woman?

Client: No, I like this one.

I altered the photo to make her look older. Honestly, I even surprised myself with the job I did – it didn’t look half bad. I assumed the client would be happy with it now.

Client: Can you turn her face a little? She’s looking away from the camera

Me: This time, that’s impossible. It’s a 2D image and I can’t produce a side to her head that’s not already there.

Client: I thought you said you were good at editing? Fine, if you can’t make this simple request we’ll pick another photo.

The worst part about this story?

The client was my dad.

Louis saying in a recorded interview that his favorite signs are the YOU MAKE ME STRONG signs and waving at fans with rainbow hearts/signs, Liam saying there’s some beautiful colorful YOU MAKE ME STRONG sign over there, Niall showing public support for the marriage equality vote for Ireland with a rainbow clover and HARRY… and Harry grabbing every single opportunity to study and wear rainbows.

These signs might make YOU uncomfortable but sure as hell not the boys.