BUT-I-LIKE-IT-OK-LEAVE-ME-ALONE

Random fact: In Mexico, it’s a common belief that if you cuss out at a ghost, it’ll leave you alone.

OK, so this afternoon I was in voice lesson, just blasting ‘Sebben Crudele’ like a pro to revise italian pronunciation and overall style and all of a sudden the room got super chilly. I got a shiver down my back. My teacher’s cats just suddenly woke from their nap and looked up, ears perked, to somewhere behind my back. Mind you, there was a mirror in front of me and I couldn’t see anyone behind me, then I FELT A FREAKING FINGER RUN OVER MY BACK.

So I kind of panicked, messed up my singing, my teacher stopped me, began to correct me, and I heard something shuffling in the corner, so I turned around. Still nothing. Teacher saw me turning around to look at the corner so he went “What are you looking at?” and I just shook my head and looked ahead again. He then calmly looked at the corner and went “Sácate a la chingada, pinche cabrón!” (Losely translated= Go fuck yourself, son of a bitch)

I kid you not, the room got cozy again immediately after he did that and he continued the lesson like he hadn’t just cussed a ghost outta the room.

  • ---Outside Keith's Room---
  • Lance: Hey, Keith? Buddy, you in there?
  • Keith: Go away Lance.
  • Lance: //Enters anyway//
  • ---Inside Keith's Room---
  • Keith: I don't want to talk Lance, just leave me alone ok?
  • Lance: Hey, nobody's seen you since breakfast, who said anything about talking? I came to make sure you hadn't died or something.
  • Keith: ....
  • Lance: But we could always talk since I'm here now anyway. //Sits on the bed//
  • Keith: Lance-
  • Lance: C'mon man, everyone's worried about you. You barely show your face around the castle, and whenever you do you avoid everyone like you're on some kind of stealth mission.
  • Keith: //Scoffs// Nobody is worried about me, and I'm not avoiding everyone... I just...
  • Lance: //Frowns// Keith, we're a team, if you're upset, we all feel it. The whole team's out of whack. Just talk to me - despite what Pidge might have told you, I am great with feelings and junk.
  • Keith: I don't - It's just - Ugh, it's just easier not to see everyone judging me, and hating me if I'm not around them, ok?! I don't care what you say, I've seen the way they look at me - and I look normal now, but what if it gets worse? What if I do start going purple? Or I sprout fur or something stupid like that. How would they look at me then? I'd be just another Galra....... Lance, I don't think I should be on the team anymore.
  • Lance: Wait what? Are you kidding! You think you should be off the team? The team that the Red Lion chose you for? That's crazy! Keith, you've saved everyone's butts loads of times, what would we do without you? How would we form Voltron? And you know, keep the universe safe?
  • Keith: You'd find someone else-
  • Lance: There is no one else Keith! *You're* the Red Paladin. So what if you're Galra? ... Well, sure, there's the whole being a member of the race that's 'trying to take over the universe, destroy entire civilisations and trying to kill us all the time' thing but-
  • Keith: Great, that makes me feel much better.
  • Lance: Well when I say it like that it sounds bad, but that's not all you are. You're Keith first, before any of all that. It's just been a bit of a shock - it's raw you know? Everyone will come to terms with it, trust me... Like I don't know if you've noticed, but Hunk's pretty much got an alien girlfriend
  • Keith: What?
  • Lance: Sure, nobody's judging. And we've all seen Shiro's badass glowing arm thing - also Galra I might add. Does it make us think any less of him? No way! And I'm also convinced Pidge is part computer, I just don't have any proof yet.
  • Keith: //Smiles//
  • Lance: Allura's probably gonna take a little longer than the rest of us, but she's still hurting, and hey, she's like over 10,000 years old, she just needs to get with the times. Like, Galra Keith? Whatever, am I right?
  • Keith: ...... //Chuckles// Thanks Lance.
  • Lance: So don't worry, just come back to the team, we miss you. We've all got our little hang ups and stuff, so it's ok
  • Keith: Yeah, everyone except you - you're perfect
  • Lance: Uh-
  • Keith: - ! //Flustered//
  • Lance: //Flustered as hell//

7:09am: so ur gone again and that’s the only thing i can seem 2 write about. the world’s still spinning and i’m still alone but don’t worry, i won’t call u.

12:28pm: just tell me where u r, that’s all.

12:31pm: srry, mondays r hard.

10:19pm: still haven’t heard from u. u ok? u want to come back now? i still miss u, i’m srry.

10:42pm: why did u call like that? why did u hang up so quick?

11:14pm: stop leaving me voicemails. i don’t want 2 talk anymore. srry.

8:01am: do u remember last night?
u said i love u, i said r u drunk,
what do u think that means?

—  part ii || s.o.
An INTJ and therapy

INTJ: *takes out a list*

INTJ: Ok so these are my problems and the roots, this is what I think but this is what I feel and these are the whysthese are the solutions to those problems and these would be the likely outcomes and complications of those respective solutions and-

INTJ: I mean, I could be wrong. 

Of course I had to do it too 

Happy Pocky Day, everyone~

Yamikumo drawn by the one and only @ask-protoheroes

holy shit imagine dan and phil as high school students and dan’s kinda sad and hates romance and everyone at that school and phil is in love with him and bothers him constantly and is always flirting with him and trying to make him smile and finally he’s just like “ok if i can make you laugh will you go on a date with me” and dan’s just like yeah sure whatever bc he doesn’t think it’ll happen and he just wants phil to leave him alone so every day phil tells him bad puns and jokes in the hallways , at his locker, in pe, on notes in class , and none of it is working but phil is determined but eventually he decides maybe he should just give up and try something else to win dan over so he’s thinking about what that might be while carrying a lunch tray and he rounds a corner and runs straight into dan and dan falls over and the gross food is just everywhere and has completely ruined his sweater and phil freaks out thinking dan will be mad and he’ll never date him now but then dan LAUGHS, like really laughs with his head thrown back and his cheeks going pink and his chest heaving and phil smiles and then they’re both laughing really hard and everyone is looking at them like they are complete idiots because they are and then dan giggles and tugs at a strand of his hair and “i have chocolate milk in my hair, oh my gosh” and phil just grins and points to dan’s mouth and “i think you have some there too, good thing i like chocolate milk” and he drops it bc he doesn’t want to rush anything or make dan uncomfortable but dan grabs him by the shirt and kisses him really hard and they’re just both covered in cafeteria food and making out in the hallway while everyone stares at them i’m honking

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Ha ok, this is based off of this joke from Gravity Falls, the idea just came to me while I tried to fall asleep one night and wouldn’t leave me alone so!

Also bonus morning after:

Yes. Yes he did. And it’s all your fault, Missy.

LEAVE BAEKHYUN ALONE

warning: rant ahead 

(caps lock warning)

OK I’M LITERALLY SO MAD RIGHT NOW SO I’LL CUT TO THE CHASE. I JUST SAW SOME PEOPLE COMMENTING ON BAEKHYUN’S IG LITERALLY RAGING ABOUT HIS KISSING SCENE IN SCARLET HEART RYEO

LET ME TELL YOU WHY THAT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF

ASIDE FROM THE OBVIOUS THINGS THAT ARE WRONG WITH YOU THINKING YOU OWN HIM…

ASIDE FROM HOW INCREDIBLY STUPID YOU SOUND COMMENTING ON HIS IG THINGS LIKE “BAEKHYUN YOU BROKE MY HEART” AND “BAEKHYUN I’M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR FANS” 

AND ASIDE FROM HOW FUCKING DISGUSTING YOU SOUND COMMENTING “BITCH” AND “PIG” AND THE KNIFE EMOJI ON @z_hera’s IG (YEAH REAL FUCKING MATURE GUYS!!!)

THINK ABOUT HOW BAEKHYUN MUST FUCKING FEEL. DO YOU EVER EVEN THINK ABOUT HIM FOR ONCE? NOT ONLY SEEING HIS OWN FANS BEING SO MEAN AND DISRESPECTFUL..BUT HOW THE FUCK IS HE SUPPOSED TO FEEL WHEN THIS LITERALLY HAPPENS ALMOST ONLY TO HIM? 

REMEMBER WHEN NEWS OF HIM AND TAEYEON DATING CAME OUT? PEOPLE FUCKING DESTROYED HIM. THEY FUCKING WENT ON HIS SNS ACCOUNTS AND SCOLDED HIM. RUINED HIM. PROBABLY MADE HIM MISERABLE FOR WEEKS. IN FACT, THE COMMENTS GOT SO HARSH AND THE CRITICISM WAS SO BAD, BAEKHYUN WENT AND POSTED AN APOLOGY. HE FUCKING MADE THIS LONG ASS POST BEGGING FANS FOR FORGIVENESS. HE FUCKING SAID “PLEASE DON’T BE UPSET AND I’M SORRY FOR DISAPPOINTING YOU” FOR HAVING FEELINGS LIKE A NORMAL GUY IN HIS TWENTIES!!

BUT THEN SUDDENLY NEWS COMES OUT ABOUT KAI AND KRYSTAL AND WOAH, SUDDENLY EVERYONE’S A FAN. SUDDENLY EVERYONE’S COMMENTING CONGRATULATIONS, HEART EYES, THE WHOLE DEAL. 

SUDDENLY EVERYONE’S ACCEPTING. 

I’M SORRY, WHAT? 

BAEKYEON POSTED FUCKING APOLOGIES AND COULDN’T BE SEEN ANYWHERE TOGETHER AFTER THAT, BUT KAISTAL IS SUDDENLY EVERYONE’S OTP AND HAVE PEOPLE BEG TO SEE THEM TOGETHER MORE? 

AND THEN CHANYEOL FILMS “I MARRIED AN ANTI-FAN”. SURPRISE: THERE’S A KISSING SCENE!!! THE SHEER AMOUNT OF PEOPLE COMMENTING “OH MY GOD.. HE’S SUCH A GOOD KISSER” OR “THAT WAS SO HOT” EVERYWHERE LITERALLY BLEW MY MIND. 

THEN BAEKHYUN HAS A KISSING SCENE (AND IT WAS LITERALLY A PECK, NOT EVEN A KISSING SCENE. CHANYEOL’S WAS SO MUCH LONGER AND SO MUCH DEEPER) AND SUDDENLY EVERYONE LOSES THEIR SHIT AND DEMANDS APOLOGIES AND SAYS HE’S DISAPPOINTING THEM??

HOW THE FUCK IS HE SUPPOSED TO FEEL READING COMMENTS LIKE THAT? BE FUCKING FAIR. BE FUCKING HUMAN. THINK OF HIM AS A PERSON AND NOT THE MAN IN ALL YOUR FANTASIES. HE’S NOT YOUR FUCKING PROPERTY. WHY DO YOU TREAT HIM SO POORLY? 

RESPECT HIM. RESPECT THE FACT THAT THIS IS HIS FIRST TIME ACTING AND THAT HE DID SUCH A FANTASTIC JOB (boi had me in tears). COMMENT NICE THINGS LIKE “GOOD JOB BAEKHYUN!” “I’M PROUD OF YOU BAEKHYUN!” MAKE HIM FEEL LOVED. BECAUSE THIS IS ONLY GOING TO HURT HIM. 

STOP BEING SO RUDE ON HIS SNS. STOP FUCKING ACTING LIKE THE WORLD JUST ENDED. IT’S JUST A (really really adorable btw) KISS AND YOU NEED TO FUCKING GET OVER YOURSELVES.

and i’m not saying kaistal/chanyeol didn’t have their share of criticism, but it was nowhere NEAR the scale baekhyun got in both these instances. baekhyun should NOT have to be nervous about the release of this episode bc of how possessive some fans are. he should NOT check his ig to see what people think and find hundreds of comments criticising him for a fucking PECK. treat him like you treat the others. 

  • lucasfilm: anakin skywalker was virginally conceived
  • the fans: ok we get that sort of but are ya’ll ever going to touch on that again? or are we just supposed to like? take that information and live with it? and never question it or think about it too hard?
  • lucasfilm: yes

“Yesterday at work this white lady cut an entire line of people.

I told her to get to the back of the line and I would help her when it’s her turn.

She spoke with my manger, he really didn’t give a fuck.

She didn’t like that so she waited until the rush was over and tried to confront me herself 😂

She got emotional and said she was hurt "who do YOU even think you are to be treating me this way?”

Me: are you going to buy something or nah? Ok no then we have nothing to talk about.“

…..Is IT BECAUSE MY STAR OF DAVID?!”
*pulls out tucked necklace from inside shirt*

Lisseeeeen blonde haired, blue eyed women how I’m go know your Jewish if your necklace ain’t even showin?? Like you CUT THE LINE Dassit, bihh I’m Muslim Amerikkka hates my Muslim ass so leave me alone.

How you goin cut a whole ass line and expected to be waited on hand and foot??

YOU 👏🏿 GOIN 👏🏿 WAIT 👏🏿 LIKE 👏🏿 EVERYONE 👏🏿 ELSE 👏🏿

The way I hollered in her face 😂😂

My poor coworker had to listen to her for an hour rant about how much I hurt her feelings, welp.“
-AK Xersi

pick me up and punch me out

@poppypomfrey as always, i love you. your fic today was to good for the world. 


“I think it’s going well.”

James looked up from his chair, cheek throbbing like a fucker and contact half sliding out of his eye. “I’m losing.” He said, in disbelief.

“I know but I’ve got money on it.” Lily said, moving the ice pack from his shoulder to his temple, even though he’d read somewhere that using one icepack for the whole body was unhygienic. If he brought this up however, she would probably stuff the pack in his mouth.

“But then wouldn’t that be bad because you’d be los-“ he started, and then realised what was happening. “Oh my god, you put money on Black?

Lily shrugged. “Odds are on him winning.”

You’re my manager.”

“Hey, numbers don’t lie.”

James couldn’t believe her.

“I fucking knew I should have hired Remus. He never would have bet on my literal opponent-”

 

Lily sighed, blew hair out of her eyes and looked at him like he was an idiot, which was not unusual. She took the icepack off his temple and threw it into the bin as if his whole body wasn’t a walking bruise right now, and squatted down to meet his eyes.

“Potter. Focus. You keep letting him in on your left side and it’s why you’re going down so quick, and when I say ‘hover your hands around your face’ I mean cheek level, not at your goddamn eyes because we’re not at fucking practise, it’s not like he’s gunna break your glasses.”

“You did break my glasses.”

“Once.”

“Four times.” He corrected, because it had been, and he has the receipts to prove it. Lily rolled her eyes.

Focus James. Stop fighting like you’re in school. Stop misdirecting and just fucking hit him. The more times you try the more likely you are to actually knock him out.”

“Wow. What a tip.” James said sarcastically, because it was already the third round, and he was so tired, and her hair looked so pretty like this, why didn’t she wear it like that all the time.

Lily looked at him, scanning his face, and he could feel his lip swelling. It felt enormous, bigger than his whole head. “Are you good?” she said at last.

“Fine. Yeah. All good.” He lied, although it wasn’t really. He could go back out. He’d gone back out with worse. That time with Avery, where his rib broke and punctured a lung but he’d kept going and fainted. Lily had screamed at him the whole ambulance ride, blood on her hands and eyes wide.

“You can win this.” She said in her Lily voice, all sure and steady and solid, like it was an absolute. Like he already had.

“Alright.” He wasn’t sure what he was agreeing to. The room was to bright, and her hand was on his leg, and he would fight a dragon if she would keep looking at him like that.

“Hey,” a guy poked his head round the changing room, “its two minutes.” James could hear the crowd again, yelling names and stomping their feet. His mum was watching tonight, huddled in the corner with eyes peeking through her fingers. The last time she came to watch he’d won in three rounds, and now he was down to Black with blood in his mouth because his mouth guard had been mashed into his gum so many times.

“Let’s go.” Lily said, standing up. James followed, picturing the simple movement of his arm. The swift action of an upper cut colliding with a jaw. The pounding in his fingers, the feel of bone against bone.

“Did you really bet on Black?”

She met his eye, lanyard tangled and in jeans with a hole on the knee that was not stylistic. “’Course not. I pick you every time, so fucking win or I won’t be able to pay my rent.”

He grinned, and the crowd roared, and the doors opened, and he could still feel the imprint of her hand on his knee like a burn. Proof of how royally fucking gone he was, not just in this fight, but with her.

me: hey dont go…. i mean haha its ok if you leave but like please dont? like haha its cool go to bed i love you but please dont leave me i love you so much and i hate being left alone but its fine just get some sleep have sweet dreams and please dont go and dont leave me haha…. ha…. 

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Rey *see Solo’s family* : …..

Rey: Where’s my family … *cry* I’m just alone …

Obi wan: No, you have a family , Rey .

Rey: ??? *see Obi wan*  Grandpa !

Obi wan: I’m so sorry Rey to leav you alone .

Rey: It’s ok Grandpa .

Obi wan : *smile and hug Rey* I love you Rey

Rey: I love you too Grandpa .

END

it’s done  ^^

a little comics  “kenobi’s family “
I really hope Rey is Obi-wan’s graddaugther  because for me  she looks like Obi wan .
I drew by listening on a loop Rey’s theme

Thank you again to @chaoticsentiments to have recommended to me.