BUT THE QUOTE OH GOD

  • [standing around the broken coffee machine]
  • Aizawa: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Midoriya: I did. I broke it.
  • Aizawa: No. No you didn’t. Kirishima?
  • Kirishima: Don’t look at me. Look at Kaminari.
  • Kaminari: What?! I didn’t break it.
  • Kirishima: Oh that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  • Kaminari: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
  • Kirishima: Suspicious.
  • Kaminari: No it’s not!
  • Sero: If it matters, probably not, but Jirou was the last one to use it.
  • Jirou: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Sero: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Jirou: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Sero!
  • Midoriya: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it.
  • Aizawa: No! Who broke it!?
  • Kaminari: … Uraraka has been awfully quiet.
  • Uraraka: REALLY?! Oh my god!
  • [everyone starts arguing]
  • [later]
  • Aizawa: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Coran: Here it is Pinches Tacos!

Allura: Yes!

Lance: You know what that means right?

Coran and Allura: Little pinches of flavor-

Lance: Fucking tacos.

Allura: What…

Quotes I've Said While Reading Fics

“I WANT A DOOR!”

“OH MY GOD, YOU WANT TO DO HIM. GET IT RIGHT.”

“I’m done, I’m so done. I can’t read this.” *Exits out* *waits thirty seconds* “FUCK IT.” *starts reading again*

“THE HELL D'YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?! GET BACK IN THERE AND STICK YOUR TONGUE DOWN HIS THROAT.”

“Ugh I hate this… But I’m too invested.
F u c k.”

“There’s a time that everyone reaches in their lives where they think ‘nothing can be worse than this’. This fic is that time.”


“Oh, wait, nevermind, I found a worse one.”

“Why did he have to die?! I hate this story!… Time to recommend it to all my friends.”

“Your gay is showing.”

“Ha! You’re straight!? Okay, pal, so am I.”

an incomplete list of lines in aftg that will always fuck me up

“Did you know I’ve never been skiing?”

“I told her what would happen if she raised her hand again. She had no right to look so surprised.”

“His father. Your coach.”

“Who said ‘please’ that made you hate the word so much?” “I did.” / “I was seven,” Andrew said. “I believed him.”

“If it means losing you, then no.”

“Go on, tell me again how I’m too unbalanced to understand normal brotherly affection and love. Tell me this is natural.”

“Good,” Neil said quietly. “So now you understand why Andrew killed your mother.”

“Do you honestly think that if I wanted to kill someone, whether it was myself or someone else, that I would fail so spectacularly at it so many times?”

“Neil,” Wymack said, “between you and me, I don’t think you’ve ever been fine.”

“I’m tired of being nothing.”

“Would it kill you to let something in?” “It almost did last time.”

“Neil? Are you all right?” Neil smiled. It felt like it tore his face open. “No. No, I’m not.”

“Thank you,” he finally said. He couldn’t say he meant thanks for all of it: the keys, the trust, the honesty, and the kisses. Hopefully Andrew would figure it out eventually. “You were amazing.”

“Everything I needed, you already gave me. You let me stay.”

“You are a Fox,” Andrew said, like it was that simple, and maybe it was.

“Wait, he chose Neil over you? That sounds a little serious for a fling, don’t you–” Nicky glanced at Neil’s blank face and faltered. “News to you too, huh?”

“That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t blow you.”

“I won’t be like them. I won’t let you let me be.”

“Stay,” Andrew said, and leaned down to kiss him.

This was everything he wanted, everything he needed, and Neil was never letting go.

Keith (talking to Shiro): Sorry I’m late. I was… doing things.

Lance (barging in): HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN STAIRS

Keith: Push is such a strong word, I prefer to call it, “giving you a little nudge.”

Lance: Oh I’ll give you a little nudge when I put my foot up your ass!

Keith: HEY! Watch your fuckin language in front of our leader.