I can’t stop singing praises to Emma Watson even if I tried like in one single speech she not only advocated for women to be treated equally as men but also touched on the fact that men are also victims of gender inequality while also acknowledging the fact that she is already incredibly privileged

All of the haters can just sit the fuck down because she just killed the game of life


Stranger Things | season 2 foreshadowing

“Something is coming, something angry, hungry for your blood…it is almost here.”

me reading smut: *is completely unfazed* lol nice
me reading fluff: *puts hand over heart* *literally starts screaming* oH MY GOD HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT WHY IS HE SO CHEESY *has to stop reading for a good two minutes before continuing*

i really hope that dc announcing that wonder woman is bisexual sets off a string of dc and marvel announcing that all their superheroes are gay to try and one-up each other. like, tomorrow we wake up to find that marvel has admitted that captain america has been bi all along. then dc counters by making batman gay. next thing you know black widow is canonically ace. and no one stops until all their superheroes are somewhere on the lgbt+ spectrum  


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Do you think that the Barton family ever has to deal with like, tropey fic things? Like one day Natasha comes up to the farm and Laura is all ‘Is Clint lying on the back seat with 3 broken ribs and a concussion again?’ and she’s like: No, no. He’s fine! He’s just a dog for another week!

And Laura is all: sigh, motherfucking SHIELD, fine, he can help herd the neighbours sheep or something.

And then Natasha opens the door and she can’t stop laughing because her husband isn’t only a dog, he’s a CORGI. A TINY CORGI. And he looks at her all offended with his tiny corgi face and she laughs some more but also pets him.

And the kids are like: YAY PUPPY and Cooper is all: dad why couldn’t you turn into a cooler dog and Lila says she’ll braid him a collar so nobody will think he’s lost.

And Dog Dad helps check under the bed and in the closet for monsters and does his little patrol around the farm in the evening like he does every evening, only from a much lower point of view. And at night, once Laura is done laughing at him for being so short, she builds him a ramp up to the bed with books and a stepstool so he can curl up on the bed with her.


eskimo kisses