BURNNNNNNN

I’m now sitting here hoping that Drogon doesn’t die in this or the next episodes. We suffered enough when Drogo died and seriously I don’t want to see Dany like that again. And y'all comparing a dragon death to the deaths of direwolves, like, wtf. They were beautiful and I felt bad for every one of them when they were killed but - let’s be honest - useless, compared to a dragon and the power that comes with.

I ALSO NEED TO SEE CERSEI BURNNNNNNN

Everytime I get a bad grade :

mom : how could you?
me : it’s a metaphor,see..I held the pen between my teeth and I didn’t give the tests power to do its killing.
mom : you are stupid.
me : mom,the fuck?
mom : it’s a metaphor,see,I gave birth to you.
me : oh,bURNNNnnNn!

Imagine Bipper finding a lighter.

Bipper:*flicks it on and the flame is there* AHAHAHAHHA TINY FLAME I AM YOUR MASTER !*flicks it off and on repeatedly* AHAHAHAHA BURN MY BEAUTY BURNNNNNNN! *puts it near his arm*

Teenager:*takes it from him* Hey man I need this for a sec *starts lighting a cigarette*

Bipper: YOU FIEND! ONLY BIPPER CAN MASTER THE TINY FLAME!

Teenager:*stops for a second* Wait the what..?

Bipper:GIVE ME BACK THE MAGIC FLAME BOX YOU HORMONE FILLED MORTAL!