BREAK-NECKS

grodner’s taste in men is questionable to say the leaset.

  • evel dick [a man who burnt a girl with a cigarette, threatened to anally rape her until she bled, and break her neck bones with his hands.]
  • jessie [who i enjoy now for pure amusement. put a pompous douche on the show.]
  • jeff [who i thought was cute bb11/even bb13, but is a homophobic asshole. jordan deserves better.]
  • frank [a misogynistic, racist, transphobic, cocky trump supporting pos.]

Roy probably does the “throw my child 20 feet in the air and then catch them before they break their neck” thing with Lian and it scares the hell out of Jason.

Like Lian keeps saying “Daddy, throw me higher! and Roy of course does. Jason is just sitting across the room, trying his best not to flench or look unnerved. Because he’s thinking “rOY, THATS TOO HIGH. SHE JUST ALMOST TOUCHED THE CEILING. NO, DONT KEEP GOING.”

THE SIGNS// stereotype ||| real life
  • Aries:
  • Stereotype/ IMMA FUCK U UP DUDE, IM FUCKING ANGRY, LETS GOOOOOOOO
  • Real life/ Just needs a cookie
  • Taurus:
  • Stereotype/ touch my food, I'll break your neck, bitch
  • Real life/ calm as fuck and an actual art mom
  • Gemini:
  • Stereotype/ supports trump and WiLL sTaBb YOOOu In ThA BaCk
  • Real life/ very smart and loves late night conversations
  • Cancer:
  • Stereotype/ *just came out of the fkin whomb*
  • Real life/ will not take shit from you and also loves sweets
  • Leo:
  • Stereotype/ BOW DOWN BITCHEZ, I'm your queen
  • Real life/ Actually insecure and regrets a lot of decisions they made
  • Virgo:
  • Stereotype/ *cricket noices* BORINNGGGGG
  • Real life/ such a smol bean and doesn't want to grow up
  • Libra:
  • Stereotype/ WOW, SUCH NICE. VERY PRETTY, LOTS CHARMING, MUCH SWEET
  • Real life/ can actual be A real bitch and talks behind ppls back
  • Scorpio:
  • Stereotype/ sex addicts "its not a phase mom"
  • Real life/ sweethearts and very pretty
  • Sagittarius:
  • Stereotype/ A WORLD TRAVELING FUCKING MEME
  • Real life/ v smart and slightly egoistic
  • Capricorn:
  • Stereotype/ Mr. Krabs from Spongebob #MOnEeyyyy
  • Real life/ actually very sensitive and sooo sweet
  • Aquarius:
  • Stereotype/ an alien created by the illuminati
  • Real life/ fucking cool and passionate about what they love, also v hot
  • Pisces:
  • Stereotype/ Stoned crybaby, HAPPY 420 PEOPLE
  • Real life/ sensitive and just wants hugs but also is to confused to get what is going on
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Simple class video I wanted to put out after the show.. Hope you like it!

S/O to @KevinManhMedia for the vid & @bam_martin & @jairamiller for assisting me also! @MosWantedCrew #MDubGang enjoy!

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jawn, i love you. 

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Our arsenal member John “JT” Tieng asking his girl to be his girlfriend! Congrats fam! HOOLIGANS UP!!!