Hey everyone. So about a week ago my city was struck by hurricane matthew, and in turn it’s caused terrible amounts of flooding. My own apartment complex was evacuated and as it stands a good portion of it is still underwater. 

This is actually my complex as it now stands, there is more water and continues to be water for the rest of the weekend. At this point I’m relying on the kindness of friends to house me as I’ve been displaced and have no idea when or if I am able to move back. I’m running low on money and might be forced to relocate once again. Any help is appreciated. For the time being I’m offering commissions to help pay expenses and living costs for me, a mentally ill graduate student and my cat. 

I’m familiar with a lot of fandoms, my most prominent include:  Fallout, Outlast, The Evil Within, Bioshock, Overwatch, Wolfenstein,Red Dead Redemption, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Marvel/MCU, DC, Star Trek, Star Wars, Vikings, nbc Hannibal, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire, Boardwalk Empire, Stranger Things, Harry Potter, and Pokemon 

If there is a particular fandom or topic you wish for me to write that is not listed, I may know something about it or will be willing to learn in effort to provide you with the best fic possible. 

What I will do:  




What I won’t do:



Here are a few samples of things I have written in the past


3 (NSFW example)

Feel free to message me through my email or tumblr. Anything helps and I appreciate even if you cannot afford to commission me to reblog and signal boost this post. Thank you all so much!

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things you can learn about ronaldo from his blog

  • he has a tattoo
  • tried to perform an alien autopsy of Peedee
  • believes in vampire
  • is at the pizza place like every day
  • somehow survived eating a chip with Centipeetles toxic spit on it???
  • is a giant weeaboo
  • cannot grow a full beard
  • history nerd
  • apparently that time the boardwalk was on fire it cost 600,000 dollars like idk how such a small town wasn’t freaking out but dang
  • got banned from a minigolf place for thinking it was an actual preserved dinosaur on the gold course
  • thinks b.o.y.s. are better than g.u.y.s.
  • is super allergic to flowers (or roses at least, which he thought was caused by space bees. well, he’s only half wrong.)
  • thought steven was pregnant. seriously.
  • he might have actually used astral projection? (or he fell asleep and dreamed that he did)

i bet in the end there is gonna be something weird about ronaldo himself. also, i cant wait to see onion action on his blog.