A/N: Oh god she’s starting another chaptered fic no-
Summary: Dan’s a wizard and there's absolutely no fucking way he’s going to fall for some idiot who has big blue eyes and a goofy smile.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Dan&Phil
because they own eachother hubbahubba
Warnings: Fluff and Smut in future chapters, attempted robbery in this chapter
Tags: Tsundere!Dan, Wizard!Dan, Goofy/Cheesy!Phil, AU