BLESS YOU YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE

also one of the novel’s most incredible and typically forgotten moments is definitely when Mr Rochester dresses up like an old gipsy woman and then comes in to read all the young ladies’ fortunes, and they inexplicably don’t recognize him, and he brings Jane in last, and is like, “have you been paying attention… to any man… IN PARTICULAR?????” and she’s like, “no.” “NOBODY??? NO MAN AND WOMAN ESPECIALLY????” “nope,” Jane says. “Mr Rochester’s going to marry Blanche Ingram btw,” he says, and Jane’s like, “yeah I know,” and he’s like, “NO REACTION? YOU HAVE NO REACTION???” and she’s like, are you going to tell my fortune or what?

and then finally he takes off his disguise and is all “wasn’t I impressive, Jane, wasn’t my disguise good, Jane, sit and talk to me, Jane, lavish me with attention, Jane,” until unfortunately somebody comes by and reminds him that he’s already married.

sugary-pastel-aliens  asked:

oh wow, I'm so proud of you for having the courage to do what you did. Coming out is in no way a small thing and I'm so glad you can now be 100% you!! Sending love from my catto (because I have no gods 😂) May he bless you to be the beautiful creature we all know you will be ❤️💙

Catto blessings are as good as currency around here. Thank you!

anonymous asked:

Ok but on the awkward prompt list... Derek has been bawling under a bus thing for ten minutes and Stiles is trying to figure out how to tactfully ask him what's wrong and he finally decides "screw it" and is just "What do you call Dumbledore at eight PM?" and he's sniffling, looking shocked and "Um.. what...?" "Dumblesnore" and it's such a HORRIBLE joke but he just bursts out laughing until he isn't even crying anymore and Derek sniffs and goes "How did Frodo ask Sam to marry him?" and 1/?

Derek just smiles shyly and goes “Will you be my precious?” and Stiles is IN LOVE HERE because fandom AND bad jokes? Who IS this beauty!? So Stiles texts Scott to just have dinner without him and invites Derek to a diner nearby and Derek agrees and four hours later it’s still raining and they’ve had so much coffee and hot chocolate (Derek isn’t a coffee person and Stiles thinks hot chocolate in October is the single sweetest thing) that they probably will be awake for three days Stiles finally asks “So why were you crying earlier?” and Derek looks really sheepish and rubs at his eyes and says something like “I saw this dog limping outside my building earlier and took her to the vet and she’s healing but the vet said she’s probably a stray and probably won’t last at the pound and I can’t take her because my apartment doesn’t allow dogs and I don’t have time to move before- .. before-..” and he looks like he’s just going to burst again and wow there went Stiles’ heart soul and apparently wallet because an hour later Stiles has a new dog, a new boyfriend, and a newly exasperated roommate, and if Stiles thought his heart strings were tugged when Derek gave him the story about the dog…. the first time they’re out together and see someone with a new baby and Derek just sighs longingly and says “Do you want kids?” all hopefully and wow, there went Stiles’ heart, soul, libido, and self-restraint ok so that’s how this relationship is going to be.     

BUT YOU’VE JUST WRITTEN THE PROMPT NONNIE. 

Nope, no way I can add to this perfection. I’m not going to lie, I actually teared up a little and that doesn’t happen to me often. This is just adorable and 100% Disney Derek Hale. You can just imagine him, all rough and tough with his leather and his scowl…fixing the broken wings of birds….helping out at the homeless shelter…reading kids in the library story books….Seriously though, no-one is ever going to convince me Derek doesn’t have the biggest heart. 

Also, the kids. The kids. One of my favourite scenes in canon is when Derek gives those kids the candy on Halloween, because that little pleased smirk he does after scaring the kids? Kill. Me. Now. It hurts because Derek went and bought candy- he wanted to- and then, instead of just walking off after, he sticks around. If he didn’t want to be around the kids he could have left, but instead he plays with them a little. I can just imagine Derek with kids of his own and them being scared/delighted when he shifts and growls at them. And every time they ask Derek to do it they squeal and shriek with laughter and run over to Stiles and pretend to hide behind him, Derek walking over and scooping them up in his arms, nuzzling them and kissing Stiles (for probably the 10th time that day).  

You are a beautiful, perfect creature anon! Sterek bless you!

  • me when a human sneezes: ugh why must you have involuntary reflexes that societal niceties dictate require me now to interact with you
  • me when a dog sneezes: oMG BLESS YOUUUUUU BLESS YOU YOU BEAUTIFUL ADORABLE CREATURE, GOOD PUPPYYYYY GOOD PUP, THAT WAS A BIG ONE, BLESS YOU AND EVERY OTHER DOG THAT HAS EVER SNEEZED, OMG