BEST-BUSINESS-IDEA-EVER

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THIS IS SOME REAL HEAVYWEIGHT SHIT, MAN. YOU’LL BE HOPPIN’ FROM LEVEL TO LEVEL WITH THESE. POKEMON TRAINERS FROM ALL OVER WOULD KILL TO HAVE JUST ONE.

YA LIKE WHAT YA SEE? TELL YA WHAT. ALL THIS. YOURS. JUST 100 CHEEZY PIES, THEN WE’LL TALK BUSINESS. 

AND SINCE I LIKE YA, KID, I’LL EVEN POP IN AN EVERSTONE FOR YA ON THA HOUSE.

my best business idea ever was to buy a bunch of those “d.a.d.d.: dads against daughters dating” t shirts and then cross out the words “daughters dating” and replace them with “sewer fires” so it would say “d.a.d.d.: dads against sewer fires” and then i’d resell them on etsy for exorbitant prices