zelda: hey aunt june! it feels like it’s been forever since i’ve seen you
juniper: probably because it has been! you 2 don’t come visit me nearly enough
audrey: we’re sorry aunt june. we’re the worst nieces. it’s nice to see you though. how have you been? :)
juniper: oh you know.. same old same old. oh and douglas is having an affair so there’s that
aurora: ..smooth june
zelda & audrey: WTF
zelda: are you effin serious? what an asshole!
aurora: ugh, zelda language
zelda: sorry but what the hell!?
audrey: why would he do that to you? that’s so wrong :( shall we go beat him up?
juniper: trust me i’ve considered it. i think i’d just prefer to go out and have a glass of wine though.. or 15. rory there’s some bars around here right? let’s go and get a drink
aurora: june it’s a bit early to be drinking.. plus what about faith?
juniper: the girls can look after her for a while right? come on rory i could really use a drink right about now. i’ve just found out my husband of 15 years is cheating on me
aurora: ..fine let me grab my bag