BECAUSE HE WAS A BAMF

SIT THE FUCK DOWN BECAUSE I’M GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT DAVID ALLEYNE


Have you heard of him? Probably not, but I’m gonna give you fuckers a crash course on this sexy ass motherfucker real quick.

David was always pretty damn smart as a kid (like you probably when you were reading on a college level in elementary school or some shit), but when his mutation got kick started, HE GOT SMART AS HELL. AS IN HE WAS ABSORBING PEOPLE’S KNOWLEDGE RIGHT OUT OF THEIR FRIGGIN HEADS. HE GOT TO THE X INSTITUTE AND THEY GAVE HIM THE CODE NAME PRODIGY BECAUSE HE’S A FUCKING BAMF.

SO, instead of being all cocky and douchey like I’m pretty sure I would be if I had just become a human search engine, HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE THAT HIS KNOWLEDGE IS LEGIT AND BECOMES A GENIUS IN HIS OWN RIGHT.

Flash forward and he’s been a member of the The New X-Men, the New Mutants, AND THE FUCKING YOUNG AVENGERS. He even got depowered by the Scarlet Witch on M-Day and still managed to be a fucking bad ass because realized that he could keep all the knowledge that he had absorbed and has a fucking SUPER BRAIN like PROFESSOR X AND THE BEAST.

Oh yeah, did I forget? HE’S OPENLY BISEXUAL. THAT’S RIGHT. EAT YOUR HEART OUT, FOLKS, AN OPENLY BISEXUAL BLACK MUTANT (he did kiss Hulking, though, scandalous)!

IN CONCLUSION, if you want a sexy, smart, bisexual, genius mutant to follow in Marvel comics, LOOK NO FURTHER BECAUSE THIS GUY IS ALL YOU NEED.

She’s mine,” he said quietly, but viciously enough that Devlon and his warriors nearby heard. “And if any of you lay a hand on her, you lose that hand. And then you lose your head.” I tried not to shiver, as Cassian and Mor showed no reaction at all. “And once Feyre is done killing you,” Rhys smirked, “then I’ll grind your bones to dust.
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(ACOMAF pg. 444)

GUYYSSS this is everything. The fact that Rhys is threatening them, and it sounds like he’d kick their asses if they hurt her

BUT THEN you realize he’s talking about Feyre and how she’ll be doing the ass kicking while he cheers her on from the sidelines

BECAUSE his mate is a BAMF and she is a weapon who can handle herself.

Originally posted by fitnessua

Don't Touch My Nephew

Quick thing because I can’t sleep and I reeeally missed writing.

-o-

“Let me,” Dipper pushed at the demon’s shoulders as he was lifted off the ground and pressed against a firm chest. “Bill let me go!” He snapped trying to twist out of the blonde’s grip.

Bill snickered at the boy’s struggling and caught one of his hands, pressing it to his lips. “You’re cute when you’re helpless Pine Tree.” The demon teased tugging on his hand and forcing him forward until his face was mere centimeters away from Bill’s. He grinned a sharp grin full of fangs and felt a curl of contentment as the boy’s face went pale. “Do you really think I’m going to let you go just because you tell me to?”

Before Dipper could say anything, blue fire wrapped around him, holding him in place as the hand Bill had previously been using to restrain Dipper slid into his hair. “I’m going to break you apart Pine Tree,” the demon cooed pressing a kiss to the boy’s cheek, “and then I’m going to put you back together and do it all over again.”

Dipper couldn’t stop the terrified whimper from escaping him as the demon nuzzled his cheek affectionately. “B-Bill please I-“

“Oh Hell no.” Dipper jumped at the angry voice from behind him and turned his head enough to see Stan standing at the edge of the clearing. “You put him down you equilateral dick bag!” The man snapped stomping forward purposefully.

“Well well, if it isn’t Stanford Pines.” Bill trilled gleefully. “Come to save the day and rescue the princess?”

Dipper frowned at that, terror momentarily forgotten in the face of his indignation. “Hey wait I’m not-“

“Cipher,” Stan cut him off once more, his voice a low growl as he glared at the demon, “put my nephew down now and nobody gets hurt.”

Bill raised an eyebrow at him an snickered. “Nah.” He dragged Dipper’s hand back up to his mouth and pecked the boy’s wrist, right over his fluttering little pulse. “I happen to like Pine Tree here quite a bit. I think I’ll just keep him.” The grin he shot Stan was downright unholy. “We’ll have lots of fun together, don’t you think Stanford?”

Dipper tensed and Stan’s eyes narrowed. “Oh that’s it.” He grumbled reaching into his pocket and pulling out a crumpled piece of paper. As he unfolded it he began muttering something in Latin and seconds later he tossed the paper straight at Bill who yelped and tried to dodge around it only to be drawn in as the paper hit the ground and glowed. A wide circle spread around him and Dipper was dropped and unceremoniously pushed out of it by some invisible force.

Immediately, Stan grabbed him by the shoulder and pressed him against his side. From inside the glowing blue circle Bill grinned far to widely at Stan, his eye a burning crimson. “Stanford, you sure have been a busy meat puppet haven’t you? What is this, Latin, Mexican?”

“Chinese.” Stan corrected briefly. “Now I’m only going to say this once Cipher. You stay away from my nephew and niece or you will find out just how much I’ve learned.” With those words he scooped up Dipper who let out a muffled noise as he was curled against his Gruncle’s chest and carried briskly away from the trapped demon.

Behind them Bill snickered. “Sounds like fun.” He replied cheerfully. His eye sharpened as it locked with Dipper’s and his smile widened. “I’ll see you soon Pine Tree,” he called, “very soon.”

“In your dreams Cipher!” Stan shot back as he passed the tree line and disappeared into the forest. “You isosceles jackass.”

3

“If you haven’t been keeping score, our team’s down to three musketeers.”
Daisy, Coulson, and Mack in Agents of SHIELD 3x02

Guys

Ok, so I was rewatching the scene in between Crowley and Sam in the latest ep of Supernatural (S10E22) and I just realised it is the biggest reverse parallel ever.

 To S8E23

Oh yes, you’ve heard me.

Anyone remember this ep.

Well it’s the same really. In S8E23, we see Crowley being injected with human blood by SAM. He starts to become more HUMAN. He also asks where he can even begin to look for forgiveness, for all the things he ever did. After this all, Crowley is left helpless and weak, and under the power of Sam/Dean.

And now for the reverse

It’s S10E22, and we have SAM, (more or less) ridding Crowley of blood (so the reverse of giving it). Some have speculated, the reason Crowley went all demon and bamf, is because he was actually vomiting out the remaining human blood in his system. The remaining weakness. And here we go again, Crowley talks about everything he ever did, only this time he doesn’t ask for forgiveness. He tells Sam that he in fact love every minute of it. In the end, he shows us all how powerful he really is. He almost kills Sam, only to allow him to keep living. Now Sam has been shown, the power he is under, is Crowley’s.

I just want to add, both these times, it has been blood that has caused the change. Crowley became more human firstly, and then the opposite the second time, more powerful and demon like.

Have I missed anything??

Reasons to read the Victor Frankenstein script

-Victor and Igor part on good terms instead of some rushed “three’s a crowd” explanation and disappearing without a word

-turpin is tearfully reunited with his daughter

-igor becomes a doctor and lorelei takes up teaching

-months later igor receives a heart-warming GIFT OF GAY when victor sends him an edition of igor’s favorite anatomy book

-ends on victor causing trouble in Utah with his experiments because HE’S A BAMF HELL YES

Bonus: 

honestly tho i understand the warding thing and cas technically doing nothing. they couldn’t let him come into the fight because he’s a fucking bamf and the fight would end too fast for the episode, there’d be no plot or intensity. it’s 10000x better than them weakening cas again, AND they still kept him frequent in the episode, so s12 isn’t failing me too much and it looks like it’s trying to ditch old habits

sparks fly

It’s Sterekweek!! And I really shouldn’t be writing fic right now but STEREK! Today’s prompt was “Scene Stealer” and I had no idea what to do with that until I stumbled across this post in my prompts tag, which spawned this slightly cracky, Indiana Jones inpired, 1.7k madness - fair warning, the only parallel to Indiana Jones is the fact that Stiles is a professor of archaeology and I sort of forgot evene that half way through sorry I hope you enjoy this anyways!

Stiles has grown up to be a total bamf, okay?

He’s a professor, and he’s a cool professor at that! Okay, all the other professors of archaeology are over seventy and more than half dead, but still. Stiles is the cool one. And apparently even the hot one, if the comments on “Rate my Professor” are to be believed.

So anyways, Stiles is a bamf. Not just because he’s the coolest professor of archaeology ever, but because he’s the coolest professor of archaeology ever who actually does things, finds things! Cool things, magical things!

Oh yes, Stiles is also a little bit magic. Unfortunately you’ve got to take that literally, because Stiles is just a spark. He can do a little magic, is totally awesome at mountain ash - he can even do the cool circle thingie now! - and can be used as a conduit for spells or other people with more magic at their fingertips. The latter is not so great admittedly; people keep kidnapping Stiles to use him for their usually nefarious purposes - like he wouldn’t mind getting regularly kidnapped so much if it was to save the bees or feed all the puppies of the world or something nice like that. But no, instead it’s always world domination, world domination, world domination, with the occasional reach for the stars to mix things up a little.

Case in point: Peter Hale.

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superoreoman  asked:

So I started writing something for your Swan Princess AU, and I was planning out the Guixon and Johnlock and then this idea came to me, of Khan out hunting swans - but by hand because Khan's a bamf - and Arthur is the swan he's tracking and he's just freaking the fuck out because Khan is big and scary and after him, and Khan finally catches up to him just as Arthur's reached the lake and the moon rises, and when he lunges for the swan Khan finds a red-headed marshmallow pinned under him instead.

OH GOD. Arthur will beg for mercy and telling Khan not to eat him because he’s not a swan or birds in general, while Khan only stares at him (who Arthur mistaken as Khan glaring at him and still wanting to kill him) because he thinks Arthur is so cute. having Swan Princess AU with Sherlock/John , Peter/Hector and now Khan/Arthur will be so great oh my god. you’re so briliant

catharsicle  asked:

I just started playing Overwatch and I've learned two things so far: playing healers means I'm the target a lot and why doesn't anyone wanna stay near me when I'm playing Lucio!?

Bruh Yee, it’s why as a tank main I protect my healer at all times. When I play as lucio or mercy I make sure to stay by the biggest person on the team. Though as Lucio you can nearly 1v1 any character because he’s a fucking bamf

verdegenesis  asked:

OC in what they would wear to a formal event (such as a wedding)

Eirik in general despises fancy and formal clothing, especially suits and tuxedos ( which is a shame because he look bamf af in them ) bc he thinks they make him look thinner and over all just has this pressure on him to stay polite and snobby, and he is too wild for that. But when a situation really forces it, he’ll go in this kind of style. Eirik finds men’s formal footwear ugly so he’ll go for some high heeled, pirate inspired boots and he’ll have his long hair tied ina messy pony tail. People would confuse him for a woman, but Eirik would roll with it.

canadianpop  asked:

Mccree for the character ask

put a character in my ask

character: hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS

ship with:  Hanzo, Mei, Mercy and Genji

friendship them with:  Tracer, Genji, Hanzo, Mei, Pharah, Reaper

general opinions: I feel like McCree is so much more than the fandom gives him credit for. He’s a badass, a strategist, Reyes’s prodigy, and has the eye of a sniper that instead opts for an old-fashioned six-shooter. He’s no fool, no “lovable idiot” that people portray him as. He’s a killer, and damn good at it too. He’s spent 20 years of his life doing this. We’re at his mercy and no one realizes it. I love him. He’s terrifying and no one can’t bring themselves to face that because he walks around in a cowboy hat and a BAMF belt

anonymous asked:

How do you think a meeting between Lucius, Vulpes, and Joshua Graham would go over?

HONESTLY…… i think joshua would try to bring them to the other side, convince them that caesar doesn’t actually care about them and they’re better off without the legion. They wouldn’t though, most likely, and they would probably try to kill him and he’d fight back (and he’d win because He’s a bamf)