Greg: I can’t keep doing this. I’m not your mom!

John: well…

Sherlock: You do exhibit rather… motherly behavior, Greg…

John: Yeah, I mean Sherlock’s parents live far, and my mom died in that train accident.

Sherlock: Trains are fast.

John: So you’re like our mom. Team Mom. Team Mom, Team Mom, Team Mom!

Greg: I’m not the Team Mom!

Everyone: Team Mom, Team Mom, Team Mom!

Greg: Sally, why are you chanting?!

Sally: it’s a catchy chant…

John: ….Team M–

Greg: One more chant and no slushies after the case!

First Burn (Sherlock x Wife! Reader) Pt.2 to Burn.

Songfic: First Burn from Hamilton (Hamildrop)

Summary: Taking place directly after Burn, Y/N feels betrayed from Sherlock’s actions and is caught in the act of burning the last of his love letters in the fire. Sherlock is about to learn that hell hath no fury like a woman’s scorn.

A/N: Sorry this is so long in the making. College graduation plus having a full time job is a lot atm. So very sorry. Thank you for the support of Burn.

Sherlock walked into the room and saw Y/N in John’s chair, reading a book. He deduced that you had been crying. The letter box was at the mantle, open.

“Y/N? Is everything okay?” He asked cautiously. 

I saved every letter you wrote me

From the moment I saw you

I knew you were mine

You said you were mine

I thought you were mine

“Oh, just fine Sherlock” You replied in a nonchalant tone that sounded like your brother. 

This brought more concern to Sherlock as he started to realize what happened. He then continued with “You saw those emails didn’t you?” He questioned as you answered with a nod. 

Do you know what Angelica said

When I told her what you’d done?

She said “You have married an Icarus

He has flown too close to the sun”

You saw Sherlock walk over to you slowly, wanting to reassure you. You knew the truth however. He made his way to touch your shoulder. 

Don’t take another step in my direction

I can’t be trusted around you

Don’t think you can talk your way

Into my arms, into my arms

“Don’t touch me you Bastard!” You shouted as you stood up. He took a few steps back in caution, knowing what power you have “How could you Sherlock?! We were going to have kids and be a family! Then you decide to go with some bimbo named Janine?! What the Fuck!” You cried out. 

“Y/N please, just let me explain-” He started. 

I’m burning the letters you wrote me

You can stand over there if you want

I don’t know who you are

I have so much to learn

I’m re-reading your letters

And watching them burn (burn)

I’m watching them burn (burn)

Excuses! Excuses! Always with the damn excuses! Let me guess? Is she for a case?! Is she your side chick that you snog like the whore that she is?!” You questioned.  

“Y/N please! Let me just explain!” Sherlock pleaded sadly as he tried to get a hold of you. You shoved him back aggressively and he stumbled on to the couch. 

You published the letters she wrote to you

You told the whole world

How you brought this girl into our bed

In clearing your name, you have ruined our lives 

“You let John publish her letters for god sake! How could you Sherlock?! Why commit adultery in a cruel manner? Did you honestly think that I wouldn’t find out?!” You cried. 

“Y/N, Janine works with Magnuessen. She can help with the case” Sherlock tried explaining. 

Heaven forbid someone whisper

“He’s part of some scheme”

Your enemy whispers

So you have to scream

I know about whispers

I see how you look at my sister

“You couldn’t just handle the pressure of him blackmailing you” You deducted angrily as he shamefully nodded.

“He works for your brother Y/N. Jim is a spider and you know-” 

“Don’t you DARE bring my brother into this!” You spat at him as a quick reply “This is between you and me! Nobody else!” you added in haste of your anger. 


I’m not naive

I have seen women around you


Think I don’t see

How they fall for your charms

All your charms

You looked at the raging fire again “This has definitely taught me something Sherlock. That my brother was right about you and who you really are. An idiot. A sniveling, manipulative moron that takes pleasure in seeing the world around them burn brick by brick and does absolutely nothing about it” You sneered. 

I’m erasing myself from the narrative

Let future historians wonder how Eliza reacted

When you broke her heart

You have thrown it all away

Stand back, watch it burn

Just watch it all burn. 

Sherlock paid close attention to what you had to say. He sighed softly as he glanced at the ground. He then spoke “Y/N, please. Janine can help me solve this case. I just need to do this for a few more days” He pleaded.

“A few days? A FEW DAYS?! I’M YOUR WIFE! I SHOULD COME FIRST! Not some case” You yelled. 

“ My cases come first! I’m married to my work also, not just you!” He spoke in a harsh tone. Silence was in the room as Sherlock realized that he had chosen the wrong words to say. 

And when the time comes

Explain to the children

The pain and embarrassment

You put their mother through

When will you learn

That they are your legacy?

We are your legacy

“So all the others and I that have built up your reputation are just their to watch while you have all the glory huh? Is that it? Am I just going to sit in the background while you use more women while you are married to someone else? Well let me tell you something Sherlock. I hope that Lady Karma decides to rain down on you because you deserve to burn in hell Sherlock!” You ranted as you went for the door. Sherlock went after you, grabbing your wrist quickly. 

“Y/N, I beg and plead not to do something that we will both live to regret” He pleaded quietly. 

If you thought you were mine (mine, mine)

The next thing that happened next seemed like slow motion to you. You smacked him against the cheek in your fury. He abruptly let go of you. 

“Go to Hell Sherlock Holmes! I want a divorce!” You shouted before storming out. 

“Y/N! Wait!” He yelled as he heard the downstairs door was slammed. 


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Fanfic Review - A Case of Identity

Title: A Case of Identity – The Musical

 Author: @shamelessmash


 # of words: 83,147

 Rating: Explicit

 Date published: 2018-01-04 (After Series 4)

 Key Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Irene Adler (Sherlock Holmes), Mike Stamford, Jim Moriarty, Original Characters, Sebastian Moran, Jonathan Small, Bill Murray (Sherlock), Bill Wiggins, Molly Hooper, Helen Louise, Philip Anderson, Janine (Sherlock), Wilder (Sherlock: The Abominable Bride), Greg Lestrade, Dimmock (Sherlock)

Themes/Tags: Case Fic, Musicals, Movie Set, Undercover, Action/Adventure, Romance, Pre-Slash, Slash, Writer John, Stamford is a producer, Irene Adler is an actress, Undercover as an actor, the dancing case Sherlock always wanted, Filming a Musical, 1950s, Old Hollywood – Freeform, with special surprise at the end, Happy Ending, Minor Character Death, In the first chapter, Explicit for future chapters, Alternate Universe, Kidnapping, LSD, Non-Consensual Drug Use, not as bad as it sounds, Original Song, Fanvid, Fluff, Angst, Humour, Actor Sherlock Holmes, Writer John Watson, director john, Friends to Lovers, sort of forced to work together, Fluffy Ending, Fluffy Porn, s that a thing?, Fun, s4 fix-it of sorts, and start from scratch, forget s4, what s4, Dancing, Singing, Video, Stitches, Slow Romance

Review: Full disclosure: I met Mash a couple of years ago at the Fic Writers’ Retreat in Canada, and folks, she’s a hoot.  And so is this fic.

If you love classic Hollywood musicals, if you love to imagine Benedict and/or Martin singing, or even (be still my heart) dancing, this is one you have to check out. The basic idea is that a hapless actor is killed on set (not really a spoiler, as it takes place in the first chapter), Sherlock is brought in to investigate, and ends up taking over the actor’s part. Cue Sherlock putting on an American accent, learning choreography, and crooning love songs. John is the writer of the movie, and soon finds himself moving from irritation of his new lead actor to being inspired by him.

There’s a ripping case, Moriarty chewing the scenery, and a lovely, slow burn romance. But the absolute best thing about this fic is that Mash actually wrote a 50’s musical style song (a love song, of course), and put together a great fan vid of the ‘clip’ from the movie. Make sure that you click the YouTube link when you get to that point in the story.

The words that took my breath away: “There’s dancing?” Holmes repeated softly.

If you like this, try:

Performance in a Leading Role by Mad_Lori

To the Sticking Place by BlueInk3

Send me your recs! Reccing yourself is welcome!

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smallsassywan  asked:

Hi! I saw your Spanish/Texan headcanon and I have a different southern accent so I liked it a lot. May I request a head canon Dr Strange and/or Sherlock, your choice, and Everett Ross headcanon for a reader who is short and slimthicc lol. If you don’t it is okay but if you do Thankyou 💕😊

Dr. Strange x short!thicc!reader

-now Strange is really in his head
-I mean he hardly notices what you look like
-he does know that you’re short, he can’t help but laugh every time you get angry
-and when he laughs you just get more angry
-“c’mon (y/n) you’re just incredibly adorable when you get mad.”
-as for being a bit chub. He doesn’t care, honestly there’s just more of you for him to love

Sherlock x short!thicc!reader

-probs uses your head as an armrest
-he claims he doesn’t see you half the time
-calls you a child
-is low key intimidated by you when you get mad
-he does whatever he can to get on your nerves about your height.
-he does however know when you’ve had enough and will sometimes (Keyword being sometimes) apologize
-as for size, he’s a blind ass motherfucker
-he doesn’t know anything man. He can’t wrap his head around discrimination for being a bit chub

Everett Ross x short!thicc!reader

-what a colonizer
-lol I love him
-ok he is short too
-so he understands
-just short power couple
-only prob is that u will have shorter kids… genetics 😒🙄
-is aware of chub
-he loves chub because who doesnt?
-I mean he’s just such an intimidating government guy but like no? He’s a fuckin softie
-he doesn’t really know which way is up or down?
-gullible too
-anyways back to chub, u thicc and honestly he loves it
-and I’m gonna keep this sfw so I’m gonna stop there
Alcohol, a Dominatrix and a detective...what could possibly go wrong? - Chapter 1 - AndySkull - Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Irene Adler/Sherlock Holmes, Irene Adler & Sherlock Holmes, Mary Morstan/John Watson
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, Irene Adler (Sherlock Holmes), John Watson, Mary Morstan, Mycroft Holmes

Drunk Adlock!, where Irene is all cute and silly towards Sherlock. They solve a case that Sherlock initially doesn’t want to, but at the end is the best case he has ever solve because he is so drunk. Mary and John Included.

So im convinced Tom hiddleston is either a vampire or time traveler. Or god made a very good choice of human vessels throughout history

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