LOL BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH OWNED #sherlock #tobuscus #movies

Maybe it's like that Johnny Depp movie: Moriarty uploaded his brain into a big computer prior to killing himself and that explains how he's back.

Which explains how he was able to take over every screen in the country.

Also: he takes over youtube and won’t let anyone watch anything but BeeGees videos and old episodes of My Life in Film.

I dreamt I made a funny Sherlock photo edit you guys were really gonna like.

But it was only funny because of a fandom meme that also only existed in my dream, so there’s no point in making it for real it now that I’m awake.

Oh well.

Teen!lock is so precious, like
  •  John staring at Sherlock across the science classroom, mesmerized, but way too awkward to strike up a conversation.
  • Sherlock being perfectly aware of this and smirking whenever he feels John’s eyes on him.
  • The pair being forced to work together and a friendship developing, full of inside jokes and sarcastic comments and hours after school in the library trying to study but being too distracted by the other one to properly concentrate.
  • The quickening of both of their hearts when their hands brushed against each other.
  • Their first kiss, John asking Sherlock why he had gotten so angry when some girl in their class started flirting with him, and Sherlock blushing and refusing to answer, and then John grabbing his wrist and insisting that he answer and Sherlock spitting out "for God’s sake" and then grabbing him and kissing him passionately.


stardustiseloquent asked:

Hello..I just wanted to say, how can you not believe Jim is alive and back even if all you have is this one quote? Steven Moffat: "We always knew what we were going to do with Moriarty. This has been the game plan since the end of Series 1 when we realized we had a crack on our hands with Andrew. This is something that the whole series has been building to. I won't say what it is we're doing, but we have plans. And I'm pretty bloody certain those plans will please people." Something to think on.

I’m… honestly not sure how you were expecting me to reply to this.

Sure, I firmly believe Jim is dead, and I’ve never hidden that. But if you sent this message out of the blue because you just now bumped into some of my old posts in which I pretty thoroughly explained my reasoning, this is a weird ask since you already know exactly why I don’t believe Jim is alive and back.

And the only recent post where I’ve really gotten into the “Jim is dead” thing is also the one where I said I didn’t actually feel like rehashing the issue infinitely with the people who disagree and was instead content to just wait for the official answer in the next episode.

Though from the way you wrote your question, it sounds like maybe you were hoping I wouldn’t even have a reply to give?

But too late, because as long as we’re doing this, I feel like telling a story about Arthur Conan Doyle.

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