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Apparently you are still able to read perfectly when the order of a word’s letters is changed, as long as the first and last letter stay in place.
So, I jsut wnaetd to say taht I tnihk joe kreey is the msot prfeect hmaun bneig on erhat and I wnat to mrray him and lvie on an ilsnad and lsiten to graet miusc and eat lsot of friut and hvae lsot of bbaies.

title: daddy’s a bit of a hypocrite.

rating: g / fluff

summary: parents!captainswan and daddy!killian having to deal with his bbay girl growing up. 

a/n: so mad that i can no longer name their little boy liam david jones. so mad. also please <3 / reblog if you like it. i could use some cheer during this tough holiday season. have a great once-less weekend everyone.


“I believe a woman should make her own choices,” Killian says suddenly, apropos to nothing, as he slams his phone down to his side of the bed.

“Duh,” Emma says, raising an eyebrow at him.

“Yes, well, I do. But Leia… I mean, she’s still a girl, isn’t she?”

A lightbulb dings in her head, as the topic and context of discussion becomes clear.

“Ahhhhh…” she sighs in understanding, a tease of a smile pulling at her lips.

Killian’s response is to pout at her, crossing his arms and looking rather petulant.

“You can’t tell me it doesn’t bother you,” he grouses, stalking over to her while running his hand through his hair, only to cross his arms once more.

“What, that Leia is now 17 and is looking forward to her prom?”

“No, that Victor Whale’s son is the one who will be asking her to it.”

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