Extroverts vs. Introverts

Extroverts: Are solar-powered devices that need frequent, direct exposure to energy in order to work properly. 

Introverts: Are battery-powered devices that need to be unplugged from time to time in order to work properly. 

Conclusion: Both have amazing capacities and abilities, but they function differently and shouldn’t both be expected to work the same way in every situation. 

OKAY MY FRIENDS, LISTEN UP

DOES YOUR PHONE OR CAMERA OR ELECTRONIC DEVICE DIE SUPER QUICKLY ESPECIALLY AT THE WORST TIMES OR WHEN YOU NEED IT THE MOST? 

I HAVE A SOLUTION TO ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS

THIS LITTLE FUCKER 

IT LITERALLY IS A LIFE SAVER. ITS SO SMALL. LIKE. THE SMALLEST PORTABLE BATTERY I HAVE EVER SEEN. AND IT CHARGES YOUR PHONE BACK TO 100% TWO. TIMES. 

ALL YOU DO IT CHARGE IT, WHICH TAKES 3 HOURS. JUST PLUG IT IN OVERNIGHT OR WHEN YOU’RE NOT USING IT. IT WILL CHARGE YOUR PHONE BACK TO 100% TWICE. 

THATS RIGHT. 

AND THATS NOT EVEN THE BEST PART.

IT ONLY COSTS $4.88 AT WALMART. FIVE. DOLLARS. FOR THIS THING. YOU DONT HAVE TO SPEND $90 ON SOME CHARGING CASE THAT BREAKS IN A WEEK. 

IT CAN FIT IN YOUR POCKET, YOUR PURSE, YOUR SHIRT, YOUR BAG, YOUR HAND. YOU NAME IT. ITS SO SMOL. 

AND IT  CAN BE YOURS. AND I PROMISE ITS THE BEST INVESTMENT YOU WILL EVER MAKE. 

JUST GO TO WALMART AND BUY IT FOR $4.88 AND IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE. YOU’RE WELCOME IN ADVANCE.

REBLOG THIS TO HELP SOME FOLLOWERS WHO MAY HAVE LONG WORK DAYS, OR LONG DAYS OF TRAVELING, SCHOOL, SPORTS OR CONCERTS OR VACATION. OR EVEN JUST A DAY OUT. 

A fear submitted by Carleigh to Deep Dark Fears - thanks! The Deep Dark Fears book has been nominated for a 2016 Eisner Award, so if you are a comic artist (web, print, etc) or work in a related field, I’d really appreciate your vote! You can vote at http://eisnervote.com/ - thank you!