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When Amanda woke up, she decided to crawl out of bed to get a bowl of cereal. And eat it on the couch, of course.

“Ain’t nothing beat couch cereal.” She declared to the empty room and dug into her delicious and dangerously sugary cereal.

Almost immediately after taking a bite out of her cereal, she heard footsteps coming from her dad’s room, but, when she glanced up, she saw Damien walking by her.

“Good morning, Amanda dear.” Damien greeted.

“Mornin.” Amanda responded. She KNEW it. Her dad and Damien had been getting pretty close, so it wasn’t a completely wild assumption that they would start dating. And, of course, the footsteps she heard must be…

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Basically a slightly modified RANT i made about @MARVEL as LEGNA on a fanfic(had literally nothing to do with the fic. Biggest tangent on a comment ever. but i did it, and i got to get it out of my chest, its been EATING at me for a while.)

My dumbass is starting to realize that 616 will only ever satisfy people with their stories on an Action level. Because, the thing is, these characters have being around a long time, and will be around for even longer. Because it is believed that the audience doesn’t wanna see their characters grow old, comics freeze them in time. This creates perpetually young characters with a bunch of action and shit going down, constantly, through a long period of time. Like, 40 years to the reader, equals, say, 10 years in the X-Men, for example. Add the fact, that the idea of writing a happy couple doesn’t appeal to writers, for the reason that the sole idea of keeping that up, for who knows how long, might bore the audience(completely debatable). The only couples that are allowed to be happy, these days, are the ones that might, in the real world, be given a harder time by our awful society simply for existing (Take Biracial Couples: jessica jones/luke cage, or Same Sex Couples: rictor/shatterstar). I reallyREALLYreally hate the ABSOLUTE FALSE idea that writing an established couple is the ruination of two great characters. (This implies that the most exciting thing that can happen to a couple is a dramatic rupture, almost as ridiculous as the idea that the very best thing that might happen to someone is being in a relationship). You can still write life partners, in an interesting, entertaining way, that stick together through thick and thin, regardless of how hard it gets(Mystique/Destiny, until Irene died). The way comic writers keep tearing people apart, for what almost appears to be a lazy try at the glorified “Gritty Realism”. ’S got me yawning at this point  ya’ll, tbh. We all have a pretty clear idea, how the X-Men would have been wrapped had it been meant to be a short story, or at least a story with a specific date of caducity. I am not ranting for the sake of Romy(ROGUExGAMBIT), because as much as I love the couple, that is neither here nor there. What annoys me is the fact that Rogue’s characterisation is a fucking tragedy (I’m using her, as an example, never mind the fact that most heroes act like goddamn teenagers in these books). No one who’s gone through the stuff she’s gone through, acts the way she does in the comics (the way she’s been written by certain authors). She’s literally the Token Angry Person. Know what I’d REALLY appreciate at this point? ACTUAL Gritty Realism. Not glamourised SuperBullshit. Give me Heroes in therapy. Give me Heroes with PTSD. Give me Heroes that switch sides(whether it’s for the better or as a mistake). Give me heroes that struggle with killing, and collateral. Give me Heroes that cash out in the pursuit of their own happiness. Give me Heroes with anti-climatic deaths. Heroes who struggle with addiction. Realistically positive things, even. Heroes who part relationships amicably. Give me Piotr Raputin AND Kitty effin’ Pryde, actually, compromising about their Personal Ideologies(They are both heroes who believe in the Greater Good. The only people who do not manage to compromise on these types of things, are those who care more about being right, than they do about their own happiness). Because, while I do believe, that a Superhero’s life would be HARD AS ALL HELL. Even more so as a couple, I also believe that surviving the amount of shit that they already HAVE together would create a very specific type of bond that isn’t addressed in 616!canon. Using Gambit and Rogue as an example: With that  whole SHITSHOW with Vargas under their belt among everything else… There is no way that a break up down the line would NOT have been cataclysmic, emotionally. To an extent that a civilian would never understand. That shared life experience is under NO circumstances on the same level as “Oh, we had even rented our wedding venue, and now we are perfect strangers” (which is totes what one would guess with the tepid, half-assed, pussyfooting BS we read about them now a days). This is: We have literally, in a relationship or otherwise, brought each other back from the dead and now we don’t talk anymore. I’m not touching the whole Antartica fiasco with a 10-foot-pole (they addressed it like, once.  Rogue absorbed Remy’s despair and desire to die, and I’m just here like… weak. WEAK. Like…….. Should’t we talk more about this??? Did she try to come back when his psyche faded??? Ugh. UGH.) Comics Rogue is super indecisive, right? She’s like I’ll follow u till the ends of the earth to save you from yourself, and 3 minutes later, She’s like: I need some space. I need some time. I need to be alone. Like ??????????????????  In their line of work where they could be dead tomorrow that makes no sense. The kind of perspective that sort of lifestyle grants you doesn’t fit the high school level coping mechanisms. Like, yeah. perhaps if you live under normal circumstances, with a 9-to-5 job thats like a thing. BUT THEY DO NOT??????????????? THEY LIVE UNDER THE MOST BATSHIT REALITY? Like if those were her legit emotional resources she would’ve offed herself years ago????? BUT LETS SAY IT IS A THING. Let’s say that she does have that impulse to push everyone who loves her away. Realistically, she’d done it like at first????? and then I don’t know, GROW UP? ???????????????????

and the worst WORST PART
Is that lazy writing has gotten her character to read as this petty, insufferable bitch that Gambit puts up with??????
that was not what her character was meant to be



AND TO CULMINATE THE RANT: I have no doubt in my mind that their relationship would have NEVER deteriorated to the point it is today, had writers not fallen into drama for the sake of it. To have her push him away, as if that should be the deciding factor of Remy Lebeau being or not an adventurer. She wants him=Relationship(boring). She doesn’t=He lives it up around the world. At this point. I swear. Even if a writer were like: Yeah, you know what? kiss and make up. In a minute, another would be like: OOC (TAKING INTO ACCOUNT SAID CHARACTER’S CURRENT DEVELOPMENT) SLEEZY AFFAIR ANYONE HMM?. Then, the next one, would make the other get kidnapped by aliens, and since it has no fixated ending it’ll just go on and on and on. Pulling them together and apart, for ~Shock Value~. 




fuck you for always.

TL DR: Real Life does, absolutely, deal with break ups and estrangement, and personal tragedy, and a whole lot of really REALLY shitty BS. But if I, as a 23 year old woman from a third world country, know enough about psychology, and wellness, and mindfulness, to fucking AIM to acknowledge and rid myself of toxic behaviour, to be better and HAPPIER. I have no doubt in my mind NEW YORK HQd Heroes, that are as well traveled as they are. Know as much as they do about the world, have just a bit more of a grip on their Emotional Inteligence than the cast of Jersey Shore. just saying’.

Quite Frankly? Like how much better would comics be, if we didn’t just get the Ultron’s back for the 67th time story, or “X” is back from the dead trope. IMAGINE if they used a mix of mundane/extraordinary elements to create a story. Like, i don’t know. Bobby coming out of the closet, and doing something lame like speed dating, and hanging out with Kyle and Jean Paul, and Star and Ric, while he tries to save the world. Like, give me SOMETHING heartwarming before you dash my hopes and dreams. Comics would be so much better if instead of trying to be a full on escape from reality with their far fetched, and at this point, quite honestly, pointless and repetitive adventures, we saw heroes, simultaneously, struggle with mundane, human problems, that they, in the end, managed to rise above of. TALK ABOUT WIN-WIN. 

Needless to say. I don’t believe that heroes are PRE-REQUISITELY supposed to come with an element of tragedy, or misery, in order to be a legit hero(SIDE-EYEING THE HELL OUT OF YOU DC COMICS

There are positive forces that push people into heroics, I like to believe. I do not subscribe to the idea, that it is a superheroes’ dissatisfaction with other elements in their life, that push them to be devoted heroes.


So, I am finally doing the prince series! The person who requested this also added in that you were a maid who they had a crush on so I’m going to be adding that to it as well, to start up us off as he always does is the real life prince Kim Seokjin and also I hit 900 followers!! which is absolutely amazing and I want to say thank you all so so much

  • Okay but just picture this
  • Prince Seokjin
  • Do you hear how beautiful that sounds this kid is meant to be a prince
  • Jin is obviously a very good looking man but imagine him in those princely pants and those white shirts and the suits
  • He’d be such a kind prince tbh
  • The people a d o r e him
  • He makes weekly visits to the village
  • He always stops by the orphanage to visit all of the kids and they all get so excited bc he always brings them freshly baked desserts from the castle’s chef and he brings them toys and makes sure they have enough of everything
  • Like he makes sure they have really nice beds and fresh meals on the table every single day and plenty of clothes
  • He also stops by the local bakeries and just chats with the owners like hey Phil how’s the bread coming along?
  • He also gives them some of the ingredients they’ll need as well as some more pricey ones they might not be able to afford themselves like every once in a while he brings along this really expensive chocolate that’s amazing and they put it into some of their cupcakes and that batch becomes the fastest selling batch they’ve ever had
  • But like tbh he knows basically every villager by name and it’s never a “oh hey you’re the florist dude’s wife” it’s always “hi Yoona!”
  • The first time he technically sees you is when he’s being introduced to all of the new employees
  • He doesn’t fully meet you until a few weeks have passed and he just randomly bumps into you
  • In this case that is a literal term
  • You’re busy restocking the library when he accidentally runs into you bc he was too busy talking to his guard
  • The books in your arms fall but he catches you before you can fall with them and you’re just sitting there in the arms of a prince who’s immediately !! bc are you okay do you need a doctor diD YOU BREAK ANYTHING
  • Your main concern is did the books tear so you don’t even notice who it is you bumped into
  • You just kinda push his arms away and scramble to collect all of them
  • He helps you and it isn’t until you see the hand holding out the one book you hadn’t grabbed that you actually look up and then it’s just well shit
  • You’re just o.o bc his reaction could go so many different ways like he could be pissed that you’d just ignored him and gone for the books since you’d just assumed it was another worker
  • But he just smiles and is like “you’re Y/N right?”
  • You’re beyond confused at that point bc he’s not pissed and he remembered your name wait what
  • When you confirm he got your name right, his smile widens and he gives you this lil bow
  • “I’m Jin”
  • He helps you carry all of the books despite your protests and he goes as far as helping you organize them into the bookshelves and you’re just even more confused bc is he real
  • Is this really the future king sorting books in the library to “make up for bumping into you”
  • Tbh that lil run in sparks a relationship friendship
  • He starts seeing you around a lot more and you slowly become more and more comfortable with the idea of talking to the prince
  • You realize that despite having this huge title, he’s actually really chill
  • Like he just wants to talk to you about your favorite books and hobbies like are you an artist do you bake do you like flowers what are your interests
  • You two just hang out a lot and talk about anything and everything and you always make him laugh and he makes you laugh even harder bc his laugh is contagious so basically you two are just giggling at 2 in the morning bc you’d snuck down to the kitchen for cookies
  • He’s technically supposed to be on the lookout for a future spouse but like he’s too busy trying to find a subtle way to ask you to hang out with him privately to focus on that
  • Like will you think he means it in a romantic way does he want you to think that (spoiler, he does)
  • He eventually works up the courage to ask you to join him for a walk in the gardens since that’s his favorite place to go
  • It’s peaceful and quiet and you can hear the birds chirping and the water from the fountain running and there aren’t too many people there besides the gardeners
  • He’s friends with all of them and has been ever since he was a kid so they don’t really treat him like Prince Seokjin, they just treat him like Jin
  • You two end up walking all around it and he’s telling you facts and stories about all of the flowers
  • “That rose bush over there was planted by a woman named Rosaline, I’ve always thought that was hilarious”
  • You actually find yourself relaxing around him and you stop calling him “sir” and “my prince” and all of those titles and just call him Jin and honestly every time you say his name instead of a formality, he just smiles to himself bc let’s face it here Jinny boy’s got a crush
  • The garden becomes your lil go to place
  • The more time you two spend together, the more his crush develops and the more you start to grow feelings for him as well
  • It isn’t until like a year in though that he kisses you
  • It’s a cold night and he’d already lent you his jacket and now he’s hugging you to keep you warm but then you both just look at each other and he leans in just a lil bit
  • It isn’t until you nod or lean in too or give him any sign of a “go for it” that he actually kisses you
  • His lips are just as soft as they look but this is his first kiss so he pulls away after just a few seconds but when you open your eyes, you just seem gazing at you with just this look of pure love and awe
  • “I love you”
I Hate You (Part 9)

Ryan sitkowski x reader
​Warnings :Language ​​

​​​​​"You look nice today,“ Devin comments, looking at you curiously as you sit on his desk, your hair curled in its ponytail with a few ringlets hanging down around your face — your makeup was spot on; you’d actually gotten out of bed early just so you could look nice.

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My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark

Pairing: Rob Benedict x SPNactress!Reader 

Summary: All of you deprived Rob-girls/guys have @cutierobandrich to thank for with this friggin’ tweet (basically Rob’s grinding gets him into trouble)

Warnings: awkward boner, storage-closet sex, unprotected sex (wrap it up in the future pls)  

A/N: the title is purely because of the ‘doing in the dark’ thing, and so sorry it’s so short

Originally posted by katwoman76

(nothing to do with the fic, I just love this gif because this means I am also able to koala-fy myself if I meet Jared since I’m 6 inches shorter than Rob)

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Leonard may be a force unto himself, but he isn’t above selling his skills when a decent offer comes around. And when he’s offered an exorbitant amount of money to take out some CSI guy for the CCPD, he doesn’t hesitate to commit. He can do this one off the books, anonymous, and easy. The Flash doesn’t even have to find out.

Until he turns up to the dead drop to find an envelope containing a photo of the one and only Barry Allen. Because of course Barry Allen is making things difficult for crime bosses even when he’s not in costume. Dumb kid never knows when to stop. This time he’s testifying in some case which, whilst seemingly innocuous, actually has pretty big ramifications for the Alfiero family, who are trying to move in on the absence created by the Santini’s downfall. Not that Leonard’s going to let them, but it doesn’t hurt to take their money on an easy job first.

Except this is so obviously not going to be an easy job now. Aside from the practical difficulties of taking out The Flash, something Leonard hates to admit he’s still not been able to work around, things are going pretty well with their uneasy truce. I mean, the kids not exactly happy with the way things turned out at Ferris Air, but they still have a tenuous working relationship that works out best for the both of them. And Leonard prides himself on knowing just how much to rock the boat before letting it return to smooth sailing, and right now they’re headed for the straight.

So this puts him in a difficult position. He’s already committed himself to the Alfiero’s, and this isn’t the sort of job you can back out of. And he’s definitely not going to kill the damn kid. By letting Barry carry on as he is, Leonard’s balancing out some of the shit he’s done in his life. He’s a good kid, a good man. Barry Allen could change the world, there’s no use denying it, and he could change it for the better. Leonard wasn’t going to stand in the way of that. He may be a criminal, he may even be a bad person, but he can still tell right from wrong and killing Barry would be so wrong.

Problem is, this only really leaves him with one solution. Take out the Alfiero family sooner than planned. And, well, if he has to speed up his plans, he’s going to need someone who can go fast. 

Turning up outside STAR labs in full Captain Cold gear probably wasn’t his smartest decision, but it would definitely grab their attention. More importantly, it would confuse the Alfiero’s. He had a reputation for upholding his end of the bargain, they wouldn’t suspect him of treachery. But this move would throw them off balance, and he needed as much destabilisation as possible.

Of course Barry’s there within minutes. Leonard’s actually surprised it took him so long, probably trying to work out what his game is and plan for it. It’s pretty clear he didn’t expect Leonard to inform him that there’s a price on his (civilian) head, and that Leonard was prepared to do what was necessary to get rid of it without killing him. Barry doesn’t comment at his avoidance of committing to not killing at all.

And that’s how all the shenanigans start. Barry has to pretend to go missing, hiding out in Leonard’s safe house, whilst Leonard convinces the Alfiero’s that the kids dead without a body to show them. So now Barry is living with the Rogues (and since when did Hartley Rathaway join Cold’s crew??) and the STAR team and the West’s are fake mourning/searching for him. Even the Arrow Team are looking into the Alfiero’s but it’s surprisingly difficult to take out a whole crime family without making too many waves, so Barry’s left working with and basically living with Captain Cold for weeks. And Leonard won’t leave him alone, because he knows his competition. If there’s anyone else after Barry still, he can’t leave the kid unprotected. 

If that means nights huddled under blankets fighting over what to watch on Netflix next, then so be it. Night-long stake outs in a shitty and uncomfortable van debating the relative merits of Big Belly Burger and Taco Bell? Fine. Eating breakfast together every day? Sure it’s something they can deal with. Falling asleep next to each other on the couch? A bit weird, but they get used to it. And it’s not Len’s fault when he ‘forgets’ the next safe house only has one double bed. And Barry’s only being gracious when he says that he doesn’t mind sharing if the alternative is Len sleeping on the floor.

The double bed has nothing to do with the fact that they stay in that safe house longer than they did any of the others. When they finally have to move, and the next one only has a small single bed, well, they were fine with sharing before. And it certainly isn’t Leonard’s fault that he has to have an arm around Barry as they sleep, just in case the kid falls out of bed, of course.

And, it’s totally 100% an accident when Barry clambers into the tiny bed facing Len, painfully close. And Len definitely wasn’t trying to pull him even closer, he just wanted to get more comfortable. Barry isn’t smiling at having him so close, he just thought of something funny. Len isn’t staring at his lips, he’s thinking about something else.

It pretty quickly escalates past just making out, because it’s been a good couple of months with no privacy and their both pretty ‘frustrated’ by now. They give up on the denial pretty quickly, trying to convince themselves that they’re just blowing off steam doesn’t last long once Barry starts telling Len exactly what he’s been thinking about the past few weeks. Len’s pretty shocked by the explicit words coming out of his mouth, but he’s more than happy to comply. There are better uses for that mouth than just talking about these things, anyway.

“hey we hooked up last night and it turns out you are my childs teacher” au aka ‘no one asked for this and I should be writing my dcbb instead’

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Cas wasn’t lying, his apartment was only a quick walk from the bar and Dean was damn grateful. He could feel his desire for the other man growing as soon as they left the bar. Maybe it was the mix of Cas, alcohol and lack of sex but as they waked Dean could practically hear his heart hammering against his chest. 

Cas let them into the building before gently pulling Dean in for a tender kiss that Dean wasn’t expecting at all. Slightly drunken make out? Yes. Tender kisses? Not so much. It took him aback but he melted into it and slowly wrapped himself around Cas. Did he care that he knew nothing about this man apart from his name, the fact that he was single and lived near the bar? No, not really. Dean needed to escape for the night and escape was what he was getting. 

“Not that this isn’t great but…well my neighbours are somewhat prudish. I doubt they would appreciate us continuing this in the lobby.” Cas said between kisses. 

“Oh? Why, what did you have in mind?”

“Something that would most definitely scandalise them.” Cas shot back. Wow, the guy really was throwing subtly away now. Dean grinned and let Cas lead him towards a flight of stairs. Barely a minute later they came to Cas’ apartment. Dean could have turned away, gone home to his daughter and not kiss a stranger but for one night he didn’t want to be the responsible father he’d forced himself to be over the past ten months, he wanted just wanted to be. 

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Winmin Week 01: Superior and Subordinate

Alright, let’s get these started. This is pure canonverse fluff. No warnings, approx 1500 words. Or, you can read it on Ao3 here.


Armin was conflicted. They were superior and subordinate after all, kept apart by rules and regulations and just plain common sense. It was wrong. He was more than twice his age. But the heart wants what it wants, and it wasn’t like there was much else that made Eren smile lately.

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"Red Cup" - Chapter 7: Kitchen Sink

Rated MA for absurdly descriptive sexual content, foul language the Osbourne family would be proud of, explicit drug use because college, and everything else your mother would probably find offensive.

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“Pick up the pace”?

Anon, from uh, January up until now there WAS NO pace

I wasn’t even slowly crawling along like I used to, I was basically clinically DEAD for six months!


I have until October to burn through all of Act 5, which is like, 1500 pages long, I’d estimate?
And, honestly, if it’s more than that, I don’t even wanna know, just let me continue blogging in blissful ignorance of the futility of it all
The plan is to spend two hours liveblogging POWERBLOGGING every, or almost every day, without worrying too much about how far I’m actually getting or how quality the commentary actually is
and hope that this way, I won’t burn myself out again, and might actually live to see the end of this thing!

く( •o•)ノ NOW 

─=≡Σ((( ⊐•̀⌂•́)⊐ LET US MOVE



Something about ghost girl and bee boy disagreeing on whether the game should or will or can be played and what, if any, repercussions it will have…

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