Dian Mu [電母] is the Chinese goddess of lightning, who is said to have used flashing mirrors to send bolts of lightning across the sky. It is believed that she can distinguish good from evil in order to uphold justice.
The legend of Dian Mu goes that, in ancient times, there was no lightning during thunderstorms. One night, the God of Thunder killed a good woman by mistake. He blamed himself for a long time. Then he told the Jade Emperor about this woman. The Jade Emperor commiserated with the victim and conferred the Goddess of Lightning on her.
From then on, the God of Thunder and the Goddess of Lightning worked together to chase away the evil spirits and punish the criminals. In order not to kill the good people, the Goddess of Lightning would use her mirror to judge first and then the God of Thunder would make thunder to punish the evil. Therefore, we can always see a flash of lightning before hearing the thunder during the thunderstorm.
Hancock specifically said “I will protect Luffy” and she WILL do it. We all know how poorly written Hancock and her sisters were at the 3D2Y special, particularly in the final fight…like hell they would leave Luffy fighting alone! eAe Inspiration
I just survived a mob hit and swam a mile down a river just to escape them so no, I’m not in the goddamn mood to play nice-–give me your fucking car or I’ll blow your head off ok?
and, what the f–why are you laughing? tHIS ISNT FUNNY GIVE ME YOUR CAR–YES I KNOW IM NAKED ALRIGHT AND ITS COMPLETELY IRRELEVENT
you shoved a giant bag of cash and drugs in my arms while running from some people and tracked me down later to take it back but oho boyy fuck that I’m not givin this back. serves u right to thinking I’d be too innocent to do anything with it
I stole ur car to outrun these assholes but we got t-boned and now both of us are staring down 7 gun barrels-–don’t worry babe ok I totally have this handled
all I’m trying to do is capture this fucking guy but you just busted in here like such an ass to try and kill the mofo and I swear to god I will shove my foot so hard up your ass if you kill him—
I apparently pissed of the ‘fate committee’ by not dying when I was supposed to so now I’m stuck in some fucken final destination shit by avoiding all these attempts to off me–🖕🏽 fucku you’ll never get me
I have searched for years, gone through seven disguises, and am LAYERS deep in lies, ALL to get to the bottom of this mystery and claim my reward and here you come fucking EVERYTHING UP-–either you leave and wipe that goddamn grin off your face or I blow your brains out, go ahead and choose.
*freezes when they say youll have to kill them to get rid of them*
*sees them smiling at it* aight fuck yuo—
*record scratch* yes, some might wonder how I got in this situation: me, here, with a broken nose, few fallen teeth, my entire apartment complex on fire, lipstick all over my neck and ten cocked guns pointed straight at my head, but let me tell you– it’s actually a funny story.
yes I am gonna be fucking bitter about being stranded in space with an alien army chasing after us, I signed up for space rocks and neil degrasse tyson not the spacetime fucking oddessy
Everyone treats Sam like he’s the squishy human with a rather good level of martial arts skills (See: that one post about his majestic thug takedown on the overpass)
But me? I’m not even sure he’s not a super soldier. I’m really not sure that he’s not a next-gen super soldier, walks like a human, talks like a human, drinks like a human, thinks he’s a human…But can amazingly survive shit that would put a regular soldier in the ICU. I keep looking at Bucky’s takedown of him. He shoulda been dead. Like, extra dead. He’s fighting the winter soldier in single layer BDUs, no reinfrcements, no body armor. Yet somehow after the battle HE’s the one chilling in the watchman’s seat while Cap convalesces. Just TRY and tell me he’s the squishy of this operation.
When he says that Captain America Needs his help? He’s not joking damnit
So let’s narrow it down to JUST his fight on the hellicarriers. Sam gets pushed aside a lot by the fandom because he didn’t “win” his fights on the helicarriers by kicking Rumlow in the throat or disarming Bucky. But that would have made this a different movie. All in all, for a “normal” guy who was just looking forward to a run and some orange juice that morning, I think he did pretty well.
Let’s start with a look at the takedown itself. He was pulled headfirst with enough force to cancel his jet’s power.
1. Whiplash 2. Dislocation: left shoulder
Then he was jerked approximately 3 carlengths into some brand spanking new concrete. Unlike being in, idk, a car crash with lovely things like airbags and seat cushions. Sam has well, his own ass is the only cushion between him and the floor/his wingpack.
3. Fracture: Sternum, right hip, scapulae, left wrist. 4. Sprain: cervical, lumbar 5. Mild concussion, possibly coup-contre-coup That’s a conservative estimation of what a normal guy could have suffered in just 3 seconds of dealing with the Winter Soldier. Not to mention he hops right back up like NBD and then gets KICKED IN THE CHEST BY THE WINTER SOLDIER, you know, the guy with enough leg strength to casually back skate down the freeway.
Then he manages to recover mid air, disengage his wing and make a parachute jump onto two feet at what, 100-200 feet? That’s base jumping and cutting it close, so let’s add
8. Fracture: ankles, tibias.
There you have it. In the span of about 45 seconds a normal man would have been coughing up blood, but here’s Sam casually calling up like, “Oh man I can’t fly anymore I guess I’ll catch the rest of this game from the bench.”
Oh no wait he didn’t he went to go fight Rumble butt. For some reason he gets kicked in the chest AGAIN (Sam please work on your blocks)
Then he jumps out of a crumbling building into a helicopter. All of that. Allllllllll of that and his ass is chillin’ the hospital a day or so later (Steve has no facial hair and it would be unsafe to shave him with an open facial wound) with what looks less like a wound and more like a bad drip of eco-styler gel.
And that’s just the battle scenes don’t let me get started on the bio mechanics of why NORMAL DUDES CAN’T JUST BACKPACK A FUCKING JET THERE IS A REASON IRON MAN IS COMPLETELY COVERED BY HIS SUIT.