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THE MOMENT YOU ALL (MOSTLY ME AND AZZY) HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR- THE BAAAABIES!!!

I have waited my whole EXISTENCE on this site to post these– I am just- I WAS SO ECSTATIC-  ✿*∗˵╰༼✪ᗜ✪༽╯˵∗*✿


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Sex and Cuddling with Chris Jericho Would Include:

Originally posted by wrestling-giffer

{Sex}

 ✦ Chris loves to worship you 

✦ He will kiss every inch of your body

✦ He loves to be in between your legs

✦ You’ll run your hands through his hair and gently tug

✦ As his lips trail up and down your thighs just to tease you

✦ Chris loves to hear you moan his name

✦ He also loves when you suck his cock

✦ “Drink it in baaaaby”

✦ Definitely into dirty talk

✦ Probably has a mild (possibly hella) daddy kink

✦ He loves to leave hickies all over your neck

{Cuddling}

✧ Chris has this need to constantly keep you warm

✧ So whenever you cuddle there’s like 50 thousand blankets

✧ He often kisses your hair, or murmurs how much he loves you into your hair

✧ Chris likes to rub your back so you’re normally sitting on his lap

✧ You like your head on his chest or shoulder

✧ If you’re really cold, or tired, you’ll hide against his neck

✧ He quietly sing you songs until you fall asleep

oh i’m in a baby mood. not me personally, but you know.

i enjoy the concept of dad satan, like i know he wouldn’t be the perfect one, but his raising a kid is the stuff of legends. like he is the tornado dad, cleaning up every mess in his wake. like i enjoy him being a master of languages, and crying in a language within itself so ‘hungry and sleepy, got it.’ baby balanced in one arm , moving the fridge with the other. super dad satan that it’s a conventional, good dad, but hey. and so maybe when they grow up, they resent him and never want to see him, but like, he has those moments where they couldn’t sleep, and they just fell asleep together in the crib with his legs hanging out.