okie, so, it's way after 15 minutes, but maybe one day you will consider that prompt: "I tried to say fuck off and fight me at the same time and I said fuck me" This is such a Tony thing to do :D
This is a million years
old but oh man, this prompt really made me laugh a lot - that is
absolutely something that Tony would do!
“We can’t go
barreling in half-cocked, Tony. We need a plan, and no, making it up as
you go along doesn’t count.” Steve gave Tony his best Serious Look
over the top of the S.H.I.E.L.D. file which documented the latest
threat to world peace in the form of AI-equipped robotic spiders
which had been spotted scurrying through corn fields in Kansas.
“Sure, great, let’s
make sure that everything we do gets okayed by you first. I just love
having to get your permission before scratching my ass.” Tony
glared daggers, his shoulders hunched as he radiated displeasure in a
manner somewhat comparable to an angry cat in a bathtub.
“I know you can
handle yourself in a fight, but for the sake of everyone, we need to
know each other’s tactics and movements. It’s safer that way.”
Steve tried to lay a conciliatory hand on Tony’s shoulder, but Tony
batted his arm away and leaned forward onto the balls of his feet in
an attempt to make up the height difference between them.
“Oh, it’s for the
good of the team, is it? Not because you love being bossy, huh,
Captain?” Tony spat, his eyes narrowed as he got up in Steve’s
took a deep breath, grit his teeth, and willed himself to stay still
and stay calm. “I’m not being bossy,
Stark. But we need to find a way to work as a team,” Steve’s chin
jutted up as he spoke, because god damn it, this was his job and it
wasn’t his fault that Tony couldn’t see that. “And in case you
didn’t notice yet, I’m actually the one in charge here.”
“Oh, FUCK ME,
ROGERS!” Tony yelled.
Steve gawped for a
“God damn it. I meant
fuck YOU, Rogers. Or fight me. Or both, I don’t know, don’t give me
that look.” Tony’s attempt at casually dismissive was rather
undermined by the furious blush which was spreading across his face.
It was probably for the
best that Tony had very little in the way of visible shame, because
he really was one ugly blusher. Red blotches broke out across his
cheeks, and the tips of his ears turned an unhealthy shade of puce.
If he was being totally honest with himself, Steve found it rather
Tony’s scowl deepened as he
caught sight of the amused twinkle in Steve’s eye. “It’s not what
you think! I know you think my mind is always in the gutter but…
it’s just… You’re distracting, okay?! The way you’re always ordering me around and giving me grief and the way you stand there with your
stupid perfect hair and your stupid sculpted abs and that stupid
charming smile.” Tony reached out to poke Steve in the chest for
emphasis, realized what he was doing, blushed some more, and
awkwardly shoved his hands into his pockets.
A switch flicked as
Steve frantically reviewed his interactions with Tony and conceded,
just a little bit late, that their arguments did seem to involve
rather more touching each other and pushing each other into walls and
staring at each other’s lips than was typical. Ahh.
Well, that explained it then.
“Fuck you, huh?”
Steve said with a mischievous grin, leaning forward until his hot
breath brushed past Tony’s ear, “If that’s what you wanted, Tony,
all you had to do was ask.”
Your sketches are so clean?? Like I do love your digital art too, they're beautiful. But God, those sketches, and the eremika ones!take my breath away, honestly
That is bc I draw very lightly on paper and only press my pencil harder when I’m kinda sure about what I’m doing, then the lighter lines fade with the friction of my hand~ which means: never using eraser aww yeahh Thank you very much!!! :D
HAHAHA i’m listening to Dogs and i was just about to skip forward a song, thinking that I was listening to Pigs or Sheep for some reason (brain fart) and then i was like HOLY SHIT LMAO IT’S STILL THIS SONG it’s the same damn long song of course, it’s 17 minutes or something
the first time i listened to pink floyd it was Dark Side while i was very, very not sober, and it was incredible and i decided i wanted to know more about them
i remember not being able to tell david and roger’s voices apart at first and now i can (:
i also remember looking at google play’s image of them and thinking none of them were attractive except maybe that extremely dramatic-looking guy – who turned out to be syd, of course
some time passed and now i’m definitely like AWW YEAHH ROGERRR and look i don’t normally go for people who are *that* unconventional-looking, according to my history of crushes, but dayumn
oh my god Dogs is still going on, i am finding this hilarious for some reason
roger’s lyrics are so good
“and it’s too late to lose the weight you used to need to throw around”
also, look, i have no idea if this was meant to be arousing or not, i suspect it wasn’t, but holy shit everything about roger’s vocals in Pigs!!!!!!!!! ahhh!!!!, and that fucking drum beat ugh fuck
also his mad scream and mad laugh in Sheep it’s so very uh attractive
‘Ruby has always been an open book, blacked out with flaws, and Sapphire a closed diary, laced with lies. Somewhere between the composure of their façades, thanks to a single night of seclusion, their potential together was highlighted. But the promise of their coupling came with a price tag. Long before they trained to rescue others, they learned to rescue themselves. Long before the safety of their desideratum, there was this.