Humanity…  It’s not a state. It’s a… It’s a quality.
↳ Leo Elster, 1x08

Title: I see no eye in this storm 

Rating: T, Natan

Summary: Natalie accidently confesses her feelings for Satan after he shows a softer side but she fears she could have pushed him too far and now he could be gone, again.

A/n: This is by far the most angst that i have ever written, i have no idea how bc it was meant to be cute and fluffy but oh well, there will be a part 2 btw & feel free to tell me whacha think

and since its multiple parts ive posted it to Ao3 right here

Part 1

The rain was falling softly that night, and the moon was almost full so Natalie could see the street from her window as she lay in bed. Only the sound of the rain against the window could be heard from the inside of her dark room.

She had no idea what time it was, it was probably really late but she was having trouble sleeping.

Sometimes late at night when it rained or stormed she would think about her mother. She would come up with all different kinds of ideas of what she would be like, like how she would laugh or how her embrace would feel and she wondered how she would react to Lucifer

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Emergency Commissions

Alright, I apologize in advance for how long and messy this is going to be, I’m just awful at these kinds of posts; here goes. I’ve been procrastinating making this since I really don’t like asking for help, but I’m in a really shitty situation right now. I need to raise about $500 by January because my parents (who I currently live with) are moving out of state and I’m moving into my friends place. The $500 would cover my first month’s rent and deposit. I currently work at a retail job and I’m barely making it as is, so any help I can get really means a lot to me right now.

I’m willing to take donations, but I’d feel much better about this if I worked for it. So I’ll be offering..

Talksprite Commissions:

Will Draw:

  • Trolls
  • Humans
  • Fan species

Won’t Draw:

  • Animals (I can do ears and tails)
  • Mecha of any kind
  • Overly complicated designs. Seriously, don’t go gaiaonline at me. They know how to over do avatars.

*I’m much better at drawing males than I am at drawing females.



A Pack: $25 - You get the pre set expressions shown above.

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B Pack: $30 - You get the pre set expressions shown above. (A + 5 shown)

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C Pack: $35 - You get the .sai or .psd file with all the expression parts made in B pack so you can mix and match expressions.


Extra Expressions: $1 each

Extra Outfits/Hairstyles: $2 each


Sketches, lined drawings, and colored pieces: 

(Unfortunately I don’t have very many recent examples. But if you’re interested, feel free to ask and we can work something out.)


Adopts: (I’ll update this as more adopts are made)

The prices are not final, and I’m willing to lower the price for anyone who’s interested.

Orange Blood: Comes with talksprites (pack C) and I can add or change whatever you’d like. $25.


My paypal is If you want to buy art or adopts from me, please make sure to use the Pay for Goods and Services option and set it so that it doesn’t think I’m sending it somewhere. If you want to donate that’s fine too and I’d really appreciate any help I can get. If you have any questions or would like to talk about commissions or adopts, please go ahead and message me either on tumblr IM or on my skype at Aoi Ragnarok.

One night, Mitch was onstage and in the middle of the set he goes, ‘Oh no, I gotta go to the bathroom. Can someone come onstage and tell a joke?’ And there was this long, gaping silence and then he’s like, ‘I’m serious, you guys. I really gotta go.’ And it’s still silent. I mean, no one’d ever seen anything like this in a show.

And so I’m backstage with Lynn and I’m like, ‘Are you gonna go up?’ And she was like, ‘Will you go?’ And I was like, ‘All right…’

So I walk on the stage and he doesn’t know I’m there ‘cause his eyes are closed, and I go, ‘Mitch, I’m here.’ And he goes, ‘Aw thanks, man,’ and he walks off like this is just an everyday thing.

And then the audience is looking at me and I’m looking at the audience, and we’re all just laughing at the sheer absurdity of the situation. So I just looked down at the floor and I go, ‘I’m pretty good at tennis, but I will never be as good as the wall… The wall is relentless! There’s a jar of jellybeans at the state fair that says guess how many and you win the jar. I was like, come on, man. Let me just haaaaave some.’

So then Mitch comes back and he’s laughing and he goes, ‘Oh man, you did my best jokes.’
—  Mike Birbiglia, about Mitch Hedberg

anonymous asked:

Also I'm slightly new to tumbrl, how do you do the "keep reading" thing?

I am awful at explaining, but here goes….when entering text pressing enter usually brings up either a small plus sign to the left of your dialog box or just a bunch of little icons show up in a line in your dialog box.  A camera to add a picture, the gif emblem, and at the end is a small dark rectangle with a … in it.  that is the “keep reading” icon.  Just get the little icons to show up where you want it and click that little triple period and it will insert it.   Let me know if this is unclear and I can try to upload a picture to show you!

Tagging Thingy

Hey. So, I got tagged by @doctorjohcoy to do this thing (btw doc ur awesome I’m just awful at talking to people) so here goes

Name/nickname: Micah

Gender: Male with a hint of dysphoria

Star sign: Scorpio

Hogwarts house: Gryffindor, somehow

Favorite color: midnight purple

Favorite animal: the Ili pika! It’s the cutest animal ever!

Average hours of sleep: too much on the weekends and not enough during the week

Dog or cat person: cat person all the way

Favorite fictional character: Pidge Gunderson is the best character of all time.That is A Fact. Anyone who disagrees is Wrong.

Number of blankets: two

Favorite music/band: It changes a lot but I think my all time favorite band is Queen. Freddie Mercury is my god

Dream trip: Actually this fall I’m taking a gap year in Slovakia! I’m really excited!

Dream job: I have no fucking clue my dude. There’s just so many things I want to do! Write a book, create a tv show, etc.

When did I join Tumblr: July 2015, I think?

Your current number of followers: 181 but like fifty of them are real :/

When did your Tumblr hit its peak: uhhh idk. I liveblogged the summer of Steven off and on and that was somewhat popular? Hopefully my peak is in the future lol

Tagging some peeps: @tevil-666 @roguelance @cyanwings @i-like-pink-lolzz @seamudork @voltaic-quicksilver @bermuda-n-drangle @tammycola @swimthroughmyocean @crystalclustcr @cookiescatsandmilk @saheeli-rai @chandra-pyromaster @songfornoni @kideon @dhdydgn @annoying-disarray-of-love @kytheon-hero-of-akros @gideon-martial-paragon @abzanafenza You dorks are dumb enough to follow me, I might as well get to know you


Here goes an awful gif animation (sorry about the low resolution) plus some additional pics showing part of the process behind the piece in my last post. 

Basically I airbrush acrylic colors using masking film, then I ink with a brush in the usual way. Pretty straigthforward, but messy. You can see previous examples of the same technique if you scroll down a few posts.