I’ve known that this day would come, but I never thought it would be so soon. Truth is, I was planning on leaving you for your cousin, Beta 91, anyway. But I thought that would be later on, and that you and I could have some fun in the mean while. But… Well, I don’t know how to say this, but I’ve met someone new.
You were out of town, and I needed something fast. She was available, and jumped right in. I thought that I was just caught up in the moment when I thought that she was doing better, but when I took her home with me… The things she did in my car were unbelievable. I mean, yeah, anything sounds good through the Genelecs I first saw her through, but you know how bad the speakers in my car are. She actually made my chest thump. Nothing else has ever done that in my car before. Not even you.
Also, I’d be lying if I said size wasn’t a factor. The Audix is just… Well… Slimmer. And easier to work with. To be honest, you’re big and bloated, and you just won’t cooperate sometimes.
I’m sorry. When the D6 is out of town, maybe you and I could hook up and remember old times. But things just can’t be the same between us ever again. I’m sorry.