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Assassin’s “Why Are These CGI Killers So Beautiful?” Creed

Which “Assassin’s Creed” NPC are you?
  • The girl Arno rejects dancing with at Élise’s party in Versailles
  • The guy who says, “He must be late … and she must be beautiful,” whenever Ezio parkours
  • Beggar woman chasing after Altaïr
  • The Spanish sailor who speaks “a little bit” of English whom Benjamin Hornigold threatens
  • The guy who runs away when Connor asks if he’s Ben Church’s man
  • The kid who steals Jacob’s money first thing after he arrives in London
  • Desmond the corgi

Now he can swim

Source: @ linmelman

The true leap of faith is jumping even if you can’t see the hay stack

Getting around in 'Assassin's Creed'
  • Altair: I ride horses.
  • Ezio: So do I, and I ride gondolas in Venice!
  • Connor: I, too, ride horses, and I have a ship: The Aquila.
  • Edward: I HAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING JACKDAW.
  • Shay: I have the Morrigan.
  • The Frye twins: We have horse-carriages, a train, and rope-launchers!
  • Arno: ....... all I have is parkour, my guys.