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My Puppeteer persona is pretty stoic and…Batter, to say the least XD

for anyone who hasn’t got it yet, she gave up her emotions and gave them to batter so he could enjoy whats left of the world ((her real reason is because she didn’t have the heart to fight hugo))

hence why batter acts weird on my blog, he’s not used to having emotions

ask-fbatter  asked:

" What's a - - - Dog? "

“You don’t know what a dog is? Dang. A dog is domesticated mammal- ah, a dog is an animal who is a person’s best friend. They’re fluffy, and well always happy. They love to play games like fetch- like run after a ball and bring it back to you, and they love company. They’re like you personal companion, and it’s actually really sweet.”

*four hours later* 

“Hey..! I’ve brought enough food for…everybody…! can someone…please take these off my hands before….I fall over..?" 

@ooc-batter-are-pee ask-the-freaking-batter ghostybatter

ask-the-freaking-batter said:((alrighty! if the bros decided to have a sleepover, what kinds of crazy things would happen and who’s house would it be at? XD ))

a sleep over? hmmmm. I think Batiste would invite everyone over to his dad’s house (since his dad is usually always out of town and he has a key to the house and it’s a nice big house) and they would all just buy a frik ton of food (especially since Calum eATS SO MUCH) and at first things would be organized, Batiste would tell everyone where they would sleep when they actually decided to go to bed ( OOC in the guest bedroom, Calum and Frery in his room, and himself in his dad’s room), they would all start getting the food that needs to be heated up heated up, they start setting up movies and stuff but eventually it would just become disorganized and they would all start having fun and drinking soda and doing truth or dare or talking about things and ect. they might even watch a movie or two and stay up as late as they possibly can before deciding it’s time to sleep. (they probably went to bed at six in the morning) 

ask-fbatter  asked:

Frery stumbled in, his pupils dilated and a different smile on his face than his usual one "Ha ha-! I heard a few holes in the head give the madness more space~ Merchant, would you care to spare me from the fate I am to suffer?" It was almost like a dream, Batter was standing before him actually asking for his own demise.

“Surely you aren’t asking what I think you are.” Zacharie tilts his head, examining the other being. Was he drunk? Maybe he had just finally snapped… Even so, the merchant had no plans of killing him.

“What’s gotten into you?” He inquires plainly, hiding his true curiosity. “Even you must know that it’s stupid to give me the option of killing you,”

“I DONT KNOW NOW GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW GOD DAMMIT WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!?!?!”
And then he would probably slump against the wall and sigh and kinda just slide down it until he’s sitting
His secret is found out
He thinks he’s doomed
DUN DUN DUN

Batiste no wonder you don’t have friends