All the characters that performed Hamlet in that one episode + William cast as Shrek the musical characters,,, GO
I have never seen Shrek in its entirety and if I have I don’t recall it very vividly. I also have not seen the musical, which is a tragedy in itself.
My compromise: The Cast Of Hamlet + William as Shrek Characters (based on my approximate knowledge of them from meme and memory… memery if you will)
Ciel: the short noble, his name sounds like fuckwad
Sebastian: fairy god mother who sings and lies seductively on pianos
Undertaker: Big Bad Wolf
Ran Mao: one of Donkey and Dragon’s children (Ran Mao is a crucial member of the cast) EDIT: apparently they’re called Dronkeys
Grell: PUSS because cat. I like cats. Also fighting and cute and boots.
Agni: Gingerbread Man bc spicy. And innocent. Ish.
William: All Three Blind Mice
Tanaka: The Queen
Servants: Fiona and Shrek’s children.