In which both Cole and Lili have such uniquely weird but epic talents haha…. imagine Jughead doin the orangutan walk in the student lounge and Betty with her 180 degrees exorcist head turn xD Poor Luke Perry is traumatised tho haha..
[before a meeting at Pops] Josie : Okay, all those straight members of the public are gonna assume we’re one of them so we’ll be like gay secret agents. Betty : Lesbionage. Veronica: Bi spy. jughead : It’s an ace case. Archie: Pan with a plan. Cheryl : … Cheryl : Secret gaygent.