Name: Ash Epic

Height: 5'6"

Weight: 100 lb.

Powers: To put it simply, her whole body is made out of rubber. This means she can bend and form in practically any shape. She can stretch and shrink herself at will, as she has control over her body. (Unlike, for instance, Crash. Who can only use his power while emotional.) The only draw back for this power is a very thick lisp, which maketh her talk like thith.

Bio:  Raised by her money tycoon grandfather, Ebenzer Epic, Ash has lived sheltered for most of her life, which she found BEYOND BORING. But upon discovering the Aquabats band and her powers of elasticity, Ebenzer announced his plan of passing down his empire to her in the future. She escapes Epic Manor using her Moped of Victory to live her life of freedom and awesomeness!!

  Being both adventurous and childish, she can be a real handful at times. She really is good at heart, as long as you’re okay with  mischievous pranks, obsessive overeating and tackle hugs.

(I hope this is okay!! If not, I can redo it!)


So that concludes Ashely’s epic denial journey.

I can’t bring myself to honestly believe that me going over there was a mistake. Because so many good things came out of it.

I got to spend time with him. We got to end it in person and amiably. And I got to finally meet some amazing friends.

Yes my heart was stomped on a little more but it was to be expected.


Gwyn: Señor de la Ceniza