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What happens in D&D when your character dies

There’s a post circling around where someone asks what happens if your character in D&D dies. The most popular responses on that post are “you die in real life” and “the DM shoots you like a horse.” Many comments on that post are variations on this idea of dying in real life or violent stuff happening. 

While I know you’re all joking, there’s a significant part of the population that DOES NOT KNOW YOU ARE ALL JOKING. At the very least, a lot of people are confused and think that if your character dies you have to leave the game and can’t rejoin. Some are nervous that weird or violent things might happen in real life if that happens. There’s a significant portion of people who don’t know D&D, or only heard the nasty rumors growing up (thanks to the Satanic Panic, Mazes and Monsters, etc.), and genuinely wanna know what happens if your character dies in D&D. There is a long and nasty history of “you gotta leave the game now and never speak to us again” or “you can come back if you do [insert morally dubious thing here]” associated with D&D.

Long story short: D&D is not a competitive game where if your character dies, you are “out” of the game. If your character dies, you simply create a new character and keep participating in the story. It’s that simple. Some games allow resurrection spells to be used in game to revive dead characters, some don’t. A player might feel a little sad, especially if they’ve been using that character for a while, but they get over it and make a new character.

For fuck’s sake Jack Chick died last year can these “you die in real life” rumors finally be put to rest alongside his corpse.

For more explanation of why so many people have these weird ideas about D&D, go under the read-more cut: 

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hey. not wanting to date a trans person because they’re trans is actually 100% transphobic. it’s not up for debate. nobody’s saying you have to date every trans person you meet, but let’s say you’re attracted to women, and you meet a cute girl and you hit it off, and you decide not to date her when you find out she’s trans: that’s transphobic! that’s not a preference!!!! you liked her before you found out she was trans!!! the real problem here is you’re not viewing trans women as women (or trans men as men). you’re viewing them as a different gender than their cisgender peers. that’s not okay. trans woman = 100% woman. trans man = 100% man. unlearn your transphobia. trans people are really cool ppl with a neat perspective on life and if you don’t wanna date us because you can’t get over your nasty preconceptions then it’s your loss tbh

It just hit me that Lottie gave up her job as Selena’s make up artist and we got some shady explanation that we kinda accepted as another shady thing in a sea on shady things, but she probably gave that up because she knew she had to step up and take care of the kids.With Dan probably on Jay’s side for the better part and Louis in LA, she became the responsible one.She is so incredibly strong and kind and brave, I’m in awe.I don’t ever wanna see another person saying anything nasty about her.

the signs at a sleepover
  • aries: "let's go outside and throw eggs at people's houses."
  • taurus: "can we eat first?"
  • gemini: "oh my god aries. we should totally do that."
  • cancer: "can we just watch a scary movie or something?"
  • leo: "SELFIEEE!"
  • virgo: "oh my god, leo. stop with your fucking selfies. i agree with cancer though. let's watch a movie."
  • libra: "shut up, virgo. SELFIE!"
  • scorpio: "anyone wanna have sex with me?"
  • sagittarius: ";)"
  • capricorn: "y'all nasty."
  • aquarius: "can y'all shut up i'M TRYNA SLEEP oVeR HERE."
  • pisces: *is sleeping*
  • someone: nice show! but those nasty cult members (jlockersssss) are scary :/
  • dads: wanna take this outside? don't speak to my cult sons ever again

“It costs $0.00 to stay in your lane and let people ship what they want!!1!!”

Well, it also costs $0.00 not to be a smelly freak and ship incest, pedophilia, abuse, and non-con. It also costs that same amount not to post any of that nasty shit on a public forum with minors, other victims, and actual offenders to see. You also wanna know what costs $0.00? Doing the basic research that proves fiction does in fact effect reality and there’s no damn excuse for any of this.

honestly whatever u can say abt the current lazytown revolution- that it’s cringey, that we’re ‘ruining’ a kids tv show (which I find ridiculous because all I’ve seen is very sweet sfw sportarobbie and gay does not automatically equal sex, coming from an ace lesbian), what have you, I am just so goddamn glad that it’s not a show with moral complexity which means no goddamn dISCOURSE
i have not seen a single serious lazytown discourse post, only the ironic 'ur fave is problematic’/that one post that says lazytown is a communist dictatorship and honestly after being inundated nonstop for several years with SU and HS and more recently UT discourse I’m so fucking relieved

[SUMMARY: Negan decides to take the video camera home and secretly make a dirty video of Lyla and him having sex. But the next day she catches him masturbating to it, only leading to more sex.]

Smut smut

Negan and Lyla.

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Wanna know what I find funny? The anti-ace/anti-aro people are always telling aces and aros to make their own spaces rather than “”“invading”“” LGBT+ spaces.

And so we did. We made the safe//for//ace, safe//for//aro, and safe//for//a tags AS OUR OWN SPACES.

And what’s the first thing they do? Invade them. Use those URLs to make nasty hate blogs. Spread aphobic nonsense in the tags.

So, there you go, exclusionists. We did what you asked. We made ace/aro-only spaces instead of using LGBT+ tags. And y'all invaded them and continued to spread your hate despite the fact that we were doing WHAT YOU ASKED.

So, you’ve shown your true colors. You don’t just want us out of your tags because that’s what these tags were made for and you’re still harassing us. You’re just angry bigots. If you weren’t you’d have let off when we made our own tags. But no.

Anyway, AROS AND ACES OF ALL TYPES ARE AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD DAY!

  • ice nation: (threatens clarke)
  • lexa: sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat nia and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first girlfriend was decapitated, titus screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking your girlfriend to save your life only to have her put fucking water on your bullet wound. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.
Gotham:

Jervis Tetch: - Literally confirmed to have sexually, emotionally and mentally abused his baby SISTER, Alice Tetch. Is freakishly obsessed with her this day, terrorized her up until her death, she was so terrified of him she never wanted to be near him and preferred dying over the possibility of being with him. Nasty ass abusive incest bullshit in full swing-

“Fans”:  :) What an interesting take on the Hatter! (Ps hes kinda cute/cool, right??? I love him!) 

Oswald Cobblepot: - Expresses deep mutual affection, appreciation and a strong, wholesome romantic love for Edward Nygma- 

“Fans”: EW!! NO!!! OH MY GOD!!! GOTHAM IS GOING SO GAY UGH!!! IM NOT WATCHING ANYMORE IF IT KEEPS GETTING GAY!!!! FRIENDSHIPS ARE SO IMPORTANT WHY DOES HOMOSEXUALITY HAVE TO BE SHOVED DOWN OUR THROATS ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! RESPECT THE COMICS & THINK OF THE CHILDREN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PENGUIN ISNT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

College AU group chat
  • [In which everyone leaves Oikawa on Read]
  • Oikawa: Yahooo~ Where are we meeting up for practice today?
  • Everyone: ✔read 8:59am
  • Bokuto: YOOOOO
  • Bokuto: I founD MOLDY BREAD UNDER MY BE D!!!1!
  • Kuroo: Dude that's nasty.
  • Kuroo: Send pics
  • Iwaizumi: No
  • Daichi: NO
  • Oikawa: Hahah I'm not surprised Bo-chan has moldy bread
  • Everyone: ✔read 9:05am
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  • Kuroo: I have 3 extra tickets to a movie, who wanna come with?
  • Bokuto: I'll G O!
  • Iwaizumi: I don't think I could go
  • Oikawa: Ohhh~ I've love to go
  • Everyone: ✔read 11:38pm
  • Kuroo: Still have 2 tickets left
  • Sugawara: I'll go, Daichi wants to go too
  • Kuroo: Sweet, thanks guys
  • Oikawa: HEY!
  • Everyone: ✔read 12:15pm
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  • Oikawa: You guys always ignore me!
  • Everyone: ✔read 4:42pm
  • Hanamaki: Yo check this meme ou t
  • Iwaizumi: WOW
  • Kuroo: YOOOO!!!!!!!
  • Bokuto: I SWEAR I WOULD DO THE SAM E THING
  • Daichi: Aahaha--I was showing this to Suga yesterday
  • Oikawa: Wait, I don't get it, explain?
  • Everyone: ✔read 5:09pm