hi i’m here to constantly remind the world that my wife is a gift who somehow always knows how to make me smile 💕

ben solo: @satan-in-purple
hux: @arkadycosplay

  • Arkady: (Thinking) Wait, is she into me? Quick, make a bad joke. See if she laughs.
  • Arkady: (Out loud) Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn't go to the party? He had no BODY to go with!
  • Violet: (Laughs) That's really funny.
  • Arkady: (Thinking) Well, that's not a fair test. That joke's hilarious.

picture this: a spinoff of the americans called ‘the rezidentura’, which is basically just the office but at the russian embassy/base of spy operations in the 80s.