FC Bayern Munich Master Post Part 1

Manager - Carlo Ancelotti
- carletto
- rm still think he loves them
- taught Zidane all he knows
- chews gum a lot
- celebrates a goal by raising his eyebrow
- always benches young players

21 - Philipp Lahm
- capi
- leaving football bc he’s too good
- spends lots of time wondering about his team
- smol but ready to fight
- best right back in the world
- Ronaldo can’t score if he is in the way
- deserves better


1 - Manuel Neuer
- likes beer
- will drink you under the table
- pretty amazing goalkeeper
- broke his foot playing against rm
- likes hazelnut spread

5 - Mats Hummels
- snake
- he’s a meme and he knows it
- bleached his hair and blinded everyone
- everyone has a crush on him
- speaks better English than English people
- dropped coffee on himself whilst being filmed

6 - Thiago Alcantara 
- used to play for barcalona and left his brother there
- probably our best midfielder
- he loves manuel
- precious
- ¼ Spanish squad 

9 - Robert Lewandowski
- satan
- better than any striker you can think of
- did the 5 in 9
- what that tongue do
- best no. 9 in the world
- will make you hot and bothered
- never misses penalties
- our only real striker
- daddy af 

8 - Javi Martinez
- javi taketh javi giveth
- the bus left him behind once
- confused all the time
- 2/4 Spanish squad

10 - Arjen Robben
- diver in a former life
- bald af
- vintage goals with left foot
- swears in Dutch


UEFA Champions League 16/17 | Top 10 Goals

1st goal: Mandžukić vs Real Madrid

2nd goal: Casemiro vs Napoli

3rd goal: Delaney vs Club Brugge

4th goal: Robben vs Arsenal

5th goal: Higuain vs Monaco

6th goal: Ozil vs Ludogorets

7th goal: Griezmann vs Rostov

8th goal: Alves vs Monaco

9th goal: Cristiano vs Sporting Lisbon

10th goal: Sanchez vs Ludogorets


A little collection of my favorite celebration pics from tonight

Today I don’t care what has been going on this season.
Today I don’t care about all the things that make me question the people that rule this club.
Today I only care about this single game and that game makes me a proud Bayern fan.

That’s why I would like to say thank you to the whole team today.
Thank you to Fips for being the best captain the football world has ever seen.
Thank you to every single player actively playing today, especially to the ones who despite lacking in match practice played so well.
Thank you to every single player benched today for the smiles and the support, especially to the maestro himself, Mr. Alonso.
Thank you to the players who couldn’t celebrate with the team yet for celebrating with us via social media nevertheless.
And thank you even to the trainer team for providing me with new hope for the next season today.

Mia San Mia,
Mia 5an Mia,
Thank you FCB

Bayern in college

Xabi is the cool, effortlessly classy and fashionable guy; a finance major.

Originally posted by dxbayern

Neuer, a marketing major, is an all around good guy, very confident, and doesn’t mind getting up front and talking, giving presentations. He likes to help out the younger students adjust to college life - a good mentor.

Originally posted by neuersevdalisi

Lewy. Oh, lewy. He would be the guy that is really cool, but you’re not sure in like a good way or not. He’s a business major - and his girlfriend is like a karate champ

Originally posted by leomaier

Muller is the funny guy, all around prankster, asks the questions in class. He’s a physical education major :) He’s good friends with Manu, which is kinda strange given they’re so different, but they balance each other’s personalities well

Originally posted by thomasmuellerfcbayern

Lahm is a quiet guy, a management major, but very intelligent and knows how to motivate and lead. 

Originally posted by dxbayern

Joshua is quiet but strong. He’s very serious about studying and getting good grades and doesn’t act crazy. He’s a pre-law major.

Originally posted by ldlwlgpl

Thiago is a super smart guy, but likes to have fun too, however he hasn’t decided on a major yet…he’s not great at getting to class on time, but teachers don’t have heart to get mad at him yet

Originally posted by lesliefcbayern

Alaba is really fun and nice too and everyones’ good friend - always has a positive attitude. He’s going to be getting a communication degree. 

Originally posted by neymerjr

Poor Javi, he’s always trying to concentrate and the dorks keep distracting him…and that’s why he tries not to sit next to them in class…if he could ever have a peaceful moment with all the commotion around, he could decide on a major.

Originally posted by x-fits-y

Arjen is the guy that’s super smart, but doesn’t act all arrogant about it…he’s an engineering major.

Originally posted by allyp7985

Mats is a bit intimidating, but once you get to know him, you know he’s kind too. He’s a criminal justice major. 

Originally posted by itch-for-subotic