The Signs As Girlfriends

*CHECK YOUR MOON AND VENUS SIGNS TOO*

Aries: She’ll make fun of your quirks but secretly fucking adores them, she’ll stick by you through thick and thin but will give you a kick up the ass if you need it. If you’re not giving her enough attention/affection, trust me she will let you know. Like Aries boyfriends can get jealous easily but is less confrontational about it (you’ll know by her face and eyes)

Taurus: She’ll picture you’s two together in the future if you guys are committed. She takes commitment really seriously so if you get it you lucky bruh. She likes sensual things like food and massages but it could literally be as simple as a bag of chips and a back rub. If you promiseher your love you better mean it because she can get hella jealous and possessive.

Gemini: Much like Gemini boyfriends, the girlfriends can be super extroverted in their relationship, she will talk the ears off anyone who asks about you. She’ll be witty and sarcastic with you but in a charming manner and she’ll do things to get a reaction (for example, run off your phone). When it comes to emotions she wont like getting too deep and will probably try and talk her way out of the subject.

Cancer: She thinks A LOT and might worry a lot about the relationship cause she doesn’t want to fuck up so you might need to reassure her a good bit. She can get emotionally jealous and possessive sometimes but only cause her mind can trip her up a bit. She has such a lovely smile that’s simply contagious and she can make you feel so fucking safe and cared for, like she will always be there when you need to talk no matter what time it is. Great sense of humour (blushes at dirty jokes but secretly she fucking creates them lmao)

Leo: She’s the type that’ll make you look at life with excitement. Like a child
she finds beauty and happiness in the simplest of things. She’s the type that will dance with you in the back garden at 2am with sparklers. Her laughter is infectious and she loooooooves to tease omg but she knows when you need affection and she’ll give it to you without hesitation. She’ll love to show you off as well like omg ‘’This is my partner and they’re the best person ever like look at this lil shit”

Virgo: SARCASTIC. AS. FUCK. Intellect is a big thing with this sign, if you’re boring her good luck getting some. She loves to be witty and smart assed around you. She’s not very touchy feely but will melt into hugs. She won’t always express her feelings, if you compliment her she’ll probably brush it off nonchalantly or make a witty comment but trust me she appreciates it and you probably just made her tummy do the spinny thing. If you ever get the chance to get into an emotional conversation with her cherish it cause they’re not very common.

Libra: She’ll watch rom coms and give out to you because you don’t do those things for her and then you’ll do them and she’ll be like “Ew cringeeee” but she’ll appreciate it a lot. She’s witty but doesn’t really use it unless she’s pissed off. She’s really caring and also really fair, you have to meet her halfway or she’s not gonna bother with you lol. She’d walk through hell to make you happy if she really cares about you but if you cross her she’ll walk back through hell to make sure karma kicks you in the face

Scorpio: In public she’s soo chill (think Rosa from Brooklyn nine-nine). She’s neither overly affectionate or completely affection-less, she’ll hold your hand and stuff. When it’s just you’s two, she can be really giggly and soooooo dirty minded whether you know about it or not omg. She’ll listen to your problems and try to help you through it. Look after her feelings tho, even though she might not show them, she feels deeply. Oh and if you ever want to slash someones tires she’s your girl.

Sagittarius: She’s the type to romanticise travelling, and she does it so well. Whether she wants to travel the world with you or just 5 miles, she loves to make plans. As a fire sign, she’ll be really fiery when she flirts, she could probably bring you to your knees tbh. She takes NO shit whatsoever so don’t even try to play her. She likes when you two play as a team rather than. She can get bored easily and needs to be occupied.

Capricorn: She’ll probably be hella quiet until you two get close enough for her to trust you with her personality. Not into public displays of affection and likes to keep relationships low key cause they know that people can be assholes. She’s like a living meme generator tbh and has suuuccch a dirty mind omg. Like Cap boyfriends, they keep so much heartbreaking stuff to themselves and rarely ever open up so if they open up to you feel blessed son.

Aquarius: Think of every eccentric disney female character. That is an Aqua girlfriend to a certain extent (depending on their moon). She will ferociously twerk to untwerkable songs and it’ll work??? like idk how it just does. She always tries to make the best of a bad situation and she’ll do the same with your problems. She’ll try to help you grow and develop mentally. She’ll be the one to text you at 3 am like “Babe do you think aliens are real?”. She’ll make really good jokes too (some can be offensive but not intentionally)

Pisces: She can be so aloof and sometimes she won’t actually hear what you’re saying because she’s too busy admiring you, she will love you whole heartedly. She’s so emotionally intelligent and can always tell when there’s something wrong with you SO DONT DENY IT because you will frustrate her and she can get nasty when frustrated. She’ll sit with you and talk about dreams and aspirations and she’ll be the one to encourage you to do whatever makes you happy. Don’t try to take advantage of her because she will know and you will pay.

You know the signs love when they say...
  • Aries:You make me feel relaxed
  • Taurus:No one knows me like you do
  • Gemini:You are such a beautiful person
  • Cancer:Please don't leave me
  • Leo:You're perfect
  • Virgo:I love the person I am when I am with you
  • Libra:I would do anything for you
  • Scorpio:You know me better than I do
  • Sagittarius:I'd go anywhere with you
  • Capricorn:I can be myself around you
  • Aquarius:I get sad when you aren't here
  • Pisces:You give me butterflies
Words for the signs

Aries: Your words light up hearts, and your tongue creates sparks of hope. Your leadership is borderline magical, you have so much willpower and a need for justice. Don’t let anyone ever put out your fire. Keep screaming and fighting for the rest of us who will never be heard, I know you are able too. Your anger is filled with so much good so believe in yourself. 

Taurus: Your loyalty and stability prove that the world has good people. You touch things as if they are a masterpiece that can be broken, but create with all the power of a reckless tornado. I don’t think you should ever stop moving, staying still might be easier but it keeps immense talent from the rest of the world and your talent should be seen, it is to great to pass by. 

Gemini: Your mind is a true gem. People see your change of mind as a flaw but those who comprehend the concept of growth know better. You understand things and when you do you choose to not stick with your previous judgment and tell your new found knowledge, even if it contradicts what you said the day before. They will call you two face for it but don’t ever change, we need your enlightenment. 

Cancer: You are an adorably loving creature, yet you can’t help but make sure others know. Trust me I understand that it feels nice some times to rub how much you helped in others faces, but in the end, it doesn’t make you feel any better does it? Let the people who don’t naturally give you your rightful credit go, you deserve the best, and giving away everything you have to try to make them that will only leave you drained in the end. Not everybody is made of silver and gold but at least you are.

Leo: Your brightness at times can become so much we can not look at it in the eyes. Try to remember it is not because we love you any less but simply because we want to live long enough to stay by your side. Don’t doubt yourself so much, you do not need to roar to be heard sometimes a simple whisper will make much more ravage. Take the space you need but just because others do to does not make you any less important. 

Virgo: You must feel exhausted trying to be so kept together all the time. They find you so perfect, but you never believe them. You should, take their words and let it fill up your ego, you deserve a break. One day you will find someone who lets you lay your head without needing to worry about the end of the world. It’s going to be okay, and don’t ever stop telling yourself just how beautiful you are. 

Libra: Your passivity is a wonderful blessing and curse. Some criticize your kind nature as if it’s a weakness. But if we were all vindictive and warriors, who would be left to tell the stories of the heroes and villains. Stay a safe haven, stay a peacemaker, don’t let others convince you of anything different, you are so vital, you are an intricate artwork. 

Scorpio: Your love is as deep as the sea, it’s immensity is truly outstanding. But try not to get lost in it, remember that you have to come up for air, take time away from your relationships, question if they are good or not. If they aren’t don’t change that love into hate just because you can, keep on walking and don’t ever say their name it’ll feel much nicer then holding a grudge. 

Sagittarius: Your eyes shine so brightly, I hope one day mine come even close to half as lively as yours. The stars are the only atlas you need and your heart is the only compass you want. Taste the flavours of the world, but before you go, look back at least once, do you really want to leave all the people who love you behind? You can, but at least say goodbye, they deserve it.

Capricorn: You love an awful lot for someone considered so cold, maybe it’s because you give all your heart and expect nothing in return. I know you mostly fight for your job, and your money, and for your big white house on the hill, but your heart is also worth fighting for, emotions aren’t just a side thing, they will end up keeping you warmer then you can imagine, take what you deserve in love, and if they consider it greed, know that it is self worth. 

Aquarius: You are so strong and in want of justice, it must get exhausting having to hold up the weight of the world on your poor little shoulders. Maybe it is time you let a couple facts slide, I know letting people stay ignorant is frustrating but convincing them of the truth does not always have to be your job. Frown and walk away, take a deep breath you can change the world another day, I swear it won’t get us all killed.

Pisces: Your wishful thinking will help make this world a better place one day, you are so wise and intelligent but people don’t give you much of a second glance. They see you as a childish dreamer, but you know better, you know that art makes people see things that help the mind grow. You might not be a scientist but without the artists our earth would grow so cold.

The Signs as Friends

Aries : are good friends, they always look out for their friends with caring and generosity and will protect them should the need arise and encourage them with their natural optimism. If confronted, Aries can turn to be quite childish, they will fight back with their agressive nature and are known to have temper tantrums should they not get their way.

Taurus : is an excellent friend. Taurus has few close friends as opposed to many acquaintances. The few people they hold dear to them are guarded and protected. Their friends are treated like family and they are fiercely loyal and dependable. Taurus loves to be the host or hostess. Although not a total social butterfly, they can be shy around strangers, the people who Taurus let into their lives are lavishly catered to when Taurus decides to throw a party, they decorate and present everything lavishly. Taurus will always pamper themselves and their close group of friends.

Gemini : make very interesting and exciting friends. They like to leave their mark on everyone they meet. They are very flighty and will disappear for a long time as they meet new friends and explore new places. But when they come back, they will have new thoughts, opinions and interesting things to share and ideas to teach. Life is very interesting and fun with a Gemini friend. If you need any advice, Gemini is the one to ask. They are masters of communication and they can help you get what you need by helping you with persuasion and enthusiasm, and they give good advice too. Do not however, bog a Gemini down with all of your emotional problems, they are not want to deal with it because it depresses them and steps on their freedom if you need too much long term help, support and follow up. A Gemini friend can fill you in with the latest gossip and if you love conversation, the Gemini delivers! They are very generous with their friends, they will spend lots of time with you and share everything with you. Even though Gemini is a social butterfly, they always need time for themselves and that should be respected.

Cancer : is extremely loyal to those who appreciate and support them, they are the nurturer of the zodiac and will protect and cherish the person for a long time. One of the greatest things about Cancer is their ability to make others feel good about themselves and loved. This is because instead of doing this for themselves, they project this onto other people. This is a positive cycle because in making others feel nurtured, wanted and loved, they in return feel good for making someone feel good. Other people can lean on and depend on cancer, they will listen to people’s problems and help them however they will rarely express their own deep feelings to anyone. People who want to share deep emotional thoughts and opinions with a Cancer might feel that the scales are tipped on one side for cancer will rarely reveal it’s true deep feelings. A friend of Cancer is usually a lifelong devoted friend that can be trusted.

Leo: People are attracted to Leo’s zest for life and their warm spirit. They have the ability to lift up one’s spirits and provide encouragement when times are rough. Their enthusiasm attracts people, Leos are social butterflies, not because they want to be but because people always naturally gravitate and surround the Leo. Leos are very difficult people to not like, they are usually fairly balanced, realistic people. They never dwell on the past and they will think you are strange if you do. Some Leos might be too caught up in themselves and be very self-centered but they are never too self-absorbed to help anyone who needs it. They pamper their friends and treat them well. A Leo is the ultimate friend. They do not hold a grudge and they are very forgiving. They have respect and understanding of people’s differences.

Virgo: People look up to Virgo for friends because they are straight thinkers and solve problems logically. They are truthful, loyal and determined. Some people might find them cold or emotionally detached because they live in their minds, not in their emotions and feelings. It might be hard to pin down how a Virgo friend is feeling because they easily live in denial. A person who is able to read deep into another person will notice when Virgo is not well but if they confront them about it, they would rather retreat then talk about it. It is best to keep your emotional distance from a Virgo friend unless they open up to you first. Virgo might try to analyze and control a friend’s life but only with the idea that they will improve their life, not purely for the sake of controlling. Be patient with your Virgo friend and understand that their recommendations are only to make your life better.

Libra : love excitement, new situations, adventure and the unusual. They make friends with people from all walks of life and they are always up to something new and exciting with enthusiasm. Libras are great at getting along with people, everyone likes a Libra. They are all about partnerships and groups, they are the glue that hold a group together because they are the ones responsible for keeping harmony and peace. Libras have mastered the art of relationships, not just romantic but business, personal, and family relationships just to name a few. No one is able to see another person’s point of view better then a Libra.

Scorpio : Relationships with Scorpio are always complicated, just like the person, their relationships are a series of extremes, they can even be downright moody for no apparent reason. Scorpios are known for their possessiveness and jealousy but on the other hand, they are extremely loyal. Scorpios have an excellent memory and combined with an inability to let things go, they can hold a grudge against someone who did them harm forever, in fact a Scorpio rarely if never forgives and forgets. They will even go as far as get vengeance on the person. On the other hand, they will always remember a kind gesture forever and repay it. Any kind selfless gesture done to a Scorpio will gain trust and respect which is extremely important to them in any relationship, either romantic or not. The best advice is to be honest with a Scorpio friend and in return, you will gain an amazing friend you will never forget and who will be loyal to you and never make false promises. Their truthful and shocking sense of humor if different than that of any other zodiac sign and the Scorpio makes an amazing, powerful interesting friend that can be trusted.

Sagittarius : make excellent friends because of their encouraging, positive nature and their kind heart that will do anything to make sure the friend is happy. They do not expect favors in return, their kindness is selfless. They do not interfere with other people’s plans and they are never possessive or jealous. They treat others the way they want to be treated and life life based on a ‘live and let live’ policy, this makes them so agreeable. Sagittarius are excellent conversationalists with a good sense of humor, sometimes their humor is the raw truth, but these people speak their mind and don’t hold anything back. What they say is what they mean, Sagittarius do not like mind games, it holds them back trying to figure out what is meant, they like straightforwardness and expect it in return. Sagittarius are known for saying the 'painful truth’, but on the other hand, people know that they can trust what they say because they always say what is real. A Sagittarius never hides anything. Sagittarius are very likeable people. The only people that might not get along with them are people that live by a daily agenda with a highly structured, organized life. They are likely to always be running late and miss a date, but this is only because they are so forward thinking that they forget about the present. Tolerance is required, Sagittarius does not do these things on purpose, this is just who they are. If you understand this and accept this, having a Sagittarius in your life will make the sun shine a lot brighter.

Capricorn : is the strong friend, they will always be there to help, they are very sympathetic, caring and helpful to a friend in need. A Capricorn will get someone back on their feet again with a steady plan for success and for all this, they expect nothing in return. The Capricorn friend is deep and mysterious and full of intrigue, there always seems to be something going on in their mind.

Aquarius : Beneath the detached, unemotional exterior lies a kind hearted friend that will go out of their way to help another. They love to make people laugh and cheer people up and it makes them feel good to make others feel good. They do not expect anything in return for this could put a damper on their freedom, they live with no strings attached. They are very unconventional and always full of excitement, an Aquarius friend always makes life fun. They might offer you a spontaneous last minute camping trip with no supplies prepared, if you decide to go along, you will have a weekend to remember forever!

Pisces : will go out of their way to help a friend. They are extremely sensitive and loyal. They will take a friend’s problem and make it their own and suffer with them. This is the weak spot of Pisces but any friend of this zodiac sign should know that although they are attracted to people with severe problems who desperately need help, this actually does more harm them good. Even though Pisces will offer to make everything right, do not allow them to take on all your problems because they will lose their identity in your situation. They need a strong positive friend to make them strong. Pisces like adventure, new situation and social events. A Pisces friend will always have something exciting in mind and it is a very fulfilling, long lasting friendship.

what I like and don't like about the sun signs based on people I know (i'm a scorpio)
  • Aries:I like how you are assertive and say things as they are. You're so honest about everything, and I appreciate that || I don't like how you guys can be really self-absorbed at times. I also don't like that you seem to need to have control over things all the time.
  • Taurus:I like how you can hang out with me and do anything, and no matter what it is we do, you make it a fun and chill time and don't add much drama to it || I don't like how you can be so kind and fun to be around and then turn on me out of nowhere. I don't like that you can't let go of an argument.
  • Gemini:I like how you are always up for a trip or a new idea and that you are able to accept me any way I am || I don't like how you sometimes push away or refuse to talk about something because it makes you upset
  • Cancer:I like how helpful you are, and I love how in touch with your emotions you are. It's really great to talk to you, because I feel like I can talk to you about anything. || I don't like how when you get angry you can't let it go and won't forgive people.
  • Leo:I like the side of you that is super fun to be around. The side of you that sings crazy songs in the car or goes on long rants about things you care about. || I don't like how you can be stubborn or how you aren't always as open about your emotions.
  • Virgo:I like how analytical you are and how you notice the small things in life. I also like your sense of fashion and the way you can talk for hours about things with me || I don't like that you get scared away easily or that sometimes you are a little too serious.
  • Libra:I like how you can see beauty in almost anything and that you are always down to discuss crazy near impossible ideas with me for hours. I like the dreamy side of you. || I don't like how you lie or cover up your emotions to make other people feel better, because you don't want to hurt them.
  • Scorpio:I like how I can talk about deep and intense subjects with you for a long time and not worry that you're gonna judge me about them. || I don't like how you get angry so easily or how you always feel the need to say what you're thinking, even when it doesn't need to be said in the situation.
  • Sagittarius:I like how easy it is to converse with you. You make small talk seem fun to me and you're a great person to hang out with at social events || I don't like how you aren't very personal about your emotions. I don't like how you don't stay in my life very long.
  • Capricorn:I like how driven and passionate you are about everything you do. I like the way you talk about people you love and the way you can make everything sound amazing, even if it isn't. I love your sense of humor || I don't like how sometimes things can be a competition to you and I don't like how you always have to outdo everyone else.
  • Aquarius:I like your wild side and how adventurous you are. You make me want to run away in the middle of the night with just a few things and go on a crazy trip across the world. I love how you can be silly one second and serious the next. || I don't like that you aren't always honest and that you don't always show your affection in the ways I wish you would. I also don't like how you can be attached to me one second and gone from me the next.
  • Pisces:I like the way you can make everything seem exciting and interesting. You make me want to learn and strive for a better future || I don't like how sometimes you can't be realistic about things, but other than that I love you guys
The Signs on the first day of school
  • Aries:At least I get to see my friends again...
  • Taurus:I wonder who's in my classes! *walks into class* are you fucking kidding me
  • Gemini:I don't want to be here can I go home?
  • Cancer:So when's lunch?
  • Leo:*walks in 2 hours late* sorry I slept in
  • Virgo:Can I leave?
  • Libra:WHY. JUST WHY.
  • Scorpio:*falls asleep in class*
  • Sagittarius:I hate this place
  • Capricorn:No...just no.
  • Aquarius:I'm surrounded by idiots.
  • Pisces:*internally crying*
The Signs During Gym Class
  • Aries:Aggressively throwing dodgeballs; ends up knocking Pisces's glasses off their face
  • Taurus:Completely drenched in sweat, after they do the most
  • Gemini:Tackles Capricorn unexpectedly and almost kills both of them
  • Cancer:Sitting in the corner with Virgo, pretending to participate but really just giving Virgo relationship advice
  • Leo:Trying to outgym everyone in every single activity
  • Virgo:Pouring their heart out to Cancer and not giving a fuck about gym
  • Libra:Halfheartedly participating; roasting their classmates
  • Scorpio:Talking to the teacher the entire period so they have an excuse to not participate and still get credit
  • Sagittarius:Throws a baseball at Aries's head and gives them a dirty look while they escort Pisces to the nurse
  • Capricorn:Reading a book; gets knocked over by Gemini
  • Aquarius:Hiding in the locker room; eating humus
  • Pisces:"Ow! My nose!" *tries not to cry*
  • *thank you anon for the suggestion :) send suggestions to @cancercornastrology*
cool people from each sign:
  • Aries:Robert Downey Jr, Emma Watson, Tyler Oakley, Zoe Sugg, Shay Mitchell, Mariah Carey, Brendon Urie, Gerard Way, Jackie Chan, James Franco
  • Taurus:Channing Tatum, John Cena, Dwayne Johnson, David Beckham, Sam Smith, Megan Fox, Patrick Stump, MELANIE MARTINEZ
  • Gemini:Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp, Troye Sivan, Marilyn Monroe, Kanye West, Morgan Freeman, Dave Franco, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt, Dan Howell
  • Cancer:Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, Robin Williams, Ashton Irwin, Perrie Edwards, Tom Cruise, Ashley Tisdale, Kourtney Kardashian
  • Leo:Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lopez, CARA DELEVINGNE, Barack Obama, Kylie Jenner, Amanda Steele, Elizabeth Gillies, Chris Hemsworth, Mila Kunis
  • Virgo:Lea Michele, Beyonce Knowles, Zendaya Coleman, Adam Sandler, Dylan O'Brien, Jenna Marbles, Cameron Diaz, Hunter Hayes
  • Libra:HALSEY, Kim Kardashian, Maddie Ziegler, Zac Efron, Will Smith, Josh Hutcherson, Tyler Posey, Avril Lavigne, Bella Thorne
  • Scorpio:EMMA STONE, Katy Perry, Michael Clifford, Kendall Jenner, Leonardo DiCaprio, Shailene Woodley, Oliver Skyes, Lorde
  • Sagittarius:Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj, Jay Z, Britney Spears, Theo James, Vanessa Hudgens, Ian Somerhalder, Walt Disney, Rita Ora, Christina Aguilera
  • Capricorn:Nina Dobrev, Andy Biersack, Louis Tomlinson, Elvis Presley, Liam Hemsworth, Jim Carrey, Kate Middleton, Jade Thirlwall, Michele Obama
  • Aquarius:Harry Styles, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ed Sheeran, Calum Hood, Michael Jordan, Shakira, Ellen DeGenres, Phil Lister, Jennifer Aniston, Evan Peters
  • Pisces:Rihanna, Camila Cabello, George Washington, Carrie Underwood, Ansel Elgort, Albert Einstien, Steve Jobs, Justin Bieber, Chuck Norris