• Cyril:And so, if I could direct your attention to these visual aids, you will see that from our initial supply of 1,000 kilos of cocaine, we -
  • Archer:Hang on, dummy, we had a ton of cocaine.
  • Cyril:No, we - Well, we had a tonne, T-O-N-N-E, also known as a metric ton, but -
  • Malory:Pfft, metric. Who uses metric?
  • Lana:Every single country on the planet except for us, Liberia and Burma.
  • Archer:Wow, really?
  • Lana:Yup.
  • Archer:Cause you never think of those other two as having their shit together.

so waay back in high school i used to play this MMO called Dragon Nest and i had all these NPC gifts and i just dumped them all on this scrawny, lil, NPC named king cassius, so my friendship with him is at 100% and i got all this dialogue where he asks my character to go on adventures and that wed always be friends and stay together and i thought aaaawww then i just stopped playing for like 5 years. i opened my account again to find my friendship with him is still the same and so i just sketched up a story.(NOTE: i have NEVER paid attention to the story/lore and skip over everything, so i just threw stuff together.)

theres an archer kid whos super cool and always on rad adventures, she befriends the king and he gets to hear about all her crazy stories and heroics and they become best friends. but one day the archer has to leave to do more adventurin and she said that she will return when she becomes a great hero and the king promises to be a better king. the archer goes out and gets her ass beat, ALOT, shes lost her confidence and isnt the super rad hero she wanted to be. defeated she returns to visit the king in shame and she finds he was able to become this super great king while shes not the hero she promised to become. the king takes one look at her and says shes the greatest hero hes ever known, they reunite! they hang out! things are great! she switches to daggers! the end.

play dragon nest its a solid MMO.


So… one of the moments from A Link to the Past that sticks out the most for me is actually pretty near the beginning of the game. It’s the part where you’re helping Zelda to escape from the castle, and she comes with you into the sewers.  She actually doesn’t do much… she doesn’t even hold the lantern. But little 10-year-old-or-so me was convinced, just from this little bit, that absolutely the next Zelda game would be two players, with 2P playing as Zelda.  It just made sense. It was definitely coming, how could it not? I was so excited.

Well…. I’m still waiting.  But here’s a little sketch for younger me, and maybe you, of a Zelda who would be quite happy to go questing. I started off mostly looking at the old cartoon version of her, but incorporated a lot of things from some of the newer designs, most obviously the color scheme.  I had fun with it.


The following images are Chinese leaks of the final evolutions of the Alola region starters; Rowlet, Litten, and Popplio. These images are NOT confirmed, however, they’re being rapidly removed from Google search engine. With that said, along with the “confidential” stamp, these images could be the real deal.

These final evolutions are based on an Archer, Wrestler, and a Siren.

What are your thoughts on these leaks?


Viking Photoshoot featuring belt set and rune bones by @lykosleather 🌿 so in love with the custom color of the belt! The belt was also custom sized!
( just because I know I’ll get more asks about the subject, I’ve been doing archery for 6-7 years now and the bow I’m using in the photos is about 55lbs)
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Sterling Archer is the world’s most daunting spy. He works for ISIS, a spy agency run by his mother. In between dealing with his boss and his co-workers - one of whom is his ex-girlfriend - Archer manages to annoy or seduce everyone that

crosses his path. His antics are only excusable because at the end of the day, he still somehow always manages to thwart whatever crises was threatening mankind.

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