Game we called 'Wolf pack AH-WOO'
Objective: Find cave of orcs
Half-Wolf Ranger: I climb a tree to scan the area.
DM: Roll perception
DM: You look to the west and see the entrance of a cave, not far from where you are, up the side of a hill. Outside it are three orcs, heavily armed.
Ranger: I shoot one of the orcs. *roll Nat 1*
DM: A squirrel falls on your head just before you let the arrow loose. Instead of hitting the orc you targeted, you hit the one next to him, and the arrow doesn’t hit him so much as snag his armor, and turn him around so that he is facing you. He sees you in the tree, and charges down the side of the hill to attack.
Ranger: ………… I EAT THE SQUIRREL.
Druid: Why would you EAT the squirrel????
Ranger: I’m a wolf. It fell on my head and ruined my shot. I am angry. I. Eat. The. Squirrel.
Druid: You can’t seriously-
DM: *rolls to see if squirrel escapes before I can eat it* *rolls a 2* She eats the squirrel.