2017 APMAs “Highlights”

I use the term “highlights” loosely ‘cuase it was a mess

  • Alex Gaskarth spinning around in his cute jacket while rocking the bandana look
  • Lynn Gunn looking honestly surprised when she won best vocalist after being the only woman nominated
  • SUPER LOW AUDIO QUALITY PER USUAL
  • The set it off singer trying to crowd surf during an acoustic performance
  • Dan “soupy” Campbell giving out the Subcity grant to Cassie Wilson who got to represent the disabled community and bring awareness to the need for more accessibility in music venues with her project Half Access
  • The singer of Nothing More looking like a modern tarzan, shirtless and wild and somehow vocally covering Skrillex while riding a robot??? 
  • Kellin Quinn not-so-subtly making fun of said robot immediately after in an interview
  • The Plain White Ts throwing it back to 2005 with Hey There Delilah and reminding us all that they haven’t released anything as good since
  • trying to take Derek of State Champs seriously singing the line “without your kisses ill be needing stitches” (honestly kinda impossible)
  • unintentionally showing that State champs won best music video without announcing the other nominees
  • all the winners taking forever to get to the stage because they put all the bands in the balcony or something
  • the blue haired boy in waterparks calling his mom a mind freak????
  • josh dun playing the trumpet to fucking smash mouth’s all star
  • some really well synchronized drumming honestly
  • terrible masturbation jokes
  • a nice tribute to Chris Cornell (soundgarden) by Pierce the Veil performing black hole sun
  • I guess falling in reverse still exist and people haven't realized ronnie radke is a fucking joke cuase they gave his band an award 
  • Laura Jane Grace getting the icon award and giving a well-written speech with some good inclusivity shit
  • a preview for an incredibly awful looking horror movie starring andy that they accidentally started to replay a second time
  • I guess they forgot to turn on kellin’s mic whoops
  • Alex Gaskarth deciding to go onstage with SWMRS for no real reason and looking a bit tipsy, red solo cup in hand
  • a bunch of very audible mic checks
  • Neck Deep begging us to buy their album when it comes out
  • Vic trying to read a prepared speech on his phone but giving up because he couldn’t get it to turn on

you can watch it here if you’ve got 4 hours to blow

Emo Fandoms rn

Panic! at the Disco: Everyone’s life is good. B is amazing in kinky boots, Ryan is posting, and new music may be coming soon.

Fall Out Boy: You either hate or love MANIA there is no in between.

Paramore: You hate or love After Laughter, also no in between.

Twenty One Pilots: NOBODY IS PREPARED FOR WHAT EVER THE FUCK IS HAPPENING. 

My Chemical Romance: We don’t talk about this, just go silently cry in the corner.

Sleeping with Sirens: Kellin is responding to people on twitter and I’m already hooked on Legends. Everyone is just happy we know more than the clique which most of us are a part of…

Pierce the Veil: Honestly Misadventures still has everyone relativley happy and there is a tour happening, so moods are being kept high.

Black Veil Brides: The Outsider made everyone really happy, paitiently awaiting a new song.

Green Day: Revolution Radio has kept may very happy and the American tour is being highly anticipated.

The 1975: Soon we will no longer have them under the current name everyone is preparing to mourn. Besides that nobody has a damn clue what is really going  on in the band especially with Matty.

Andy Black: Everything is good as long as Andy keeps looking and sounding like an angle.

Is any one really happy considering if you like one of these bands you probably like most of the others and we know evryone is most likely in the clique, so it’s ok to be scared and unsure.