Phantom of the Opera explained, song by song
  • Prologue:Once upon a time...
  • Overture:If this song played at your funeral, you'd rise from the dead
  • Think of Me:Musical theatre version of the Eye of the Tiger montage
  • Angel of Music:Yeah it's totally my dead dad
  • Little Lotte:Friendzoned
  • The Mirror:Friendzoned part 2
  • Title Song:This isn't my dead dad
  • Music of the Night:This organ isn't the only thing I can use my fingers on
  • Stranger Than You Dreamt It:U G L Y u ain't got no alibi u ugly
  • Magical Lasso:Bitch shut up
  • Notes:This is just about the only comic relief you get in this damn show
  • Prima Donna:What's the worst that can happen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • Poor Fool:🐸
  • Why Have You Brought Me Here:There's like one redeeming trait in Erik and I'm holding onto it sorry Raoul the music is too bomb (still hella scared though)
  • All I Ask of You:The first happy moment of the show
  • All I Ask of You Reprise:Betrayal, anger, falling chandeliers, and this isn't even the worst that can happen yet
  • Masquerade:The second and final happy moment of the show
  • Why So Silent:Happy time is over
  • Notes:The fuck?
  • Twisted Every Way:Terrible idea. Let's do it.
  • Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again:Time to be a strong independent woman
  • Wandering Child:Not falling for the dead dad thing this time, wait maybe...
  • Bravo Monsieur:Imma fite everyone, let my damn opera start
  • The Point of No Return:If sex was a song
  • Final Lair:Great googly moogly it's all gone to shit
  • Stephen Sondheim:(is born on march 22)
  • Andrew Lloyd Webber:(is born on march 22, 18 years later)
  • Stephen Sondheim:I, as an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, am disgusted at how much you have copied me, do you not have ANY value or respect for originality? you're a laughing stock. it's cheesy, it's disgusting, i personally find it artistically atrocious.