the foxes as popular text posts #1
neil josten: i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord.
andrew minyard: they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it
kevin day: me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,
nicky hemmick: *walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?
matt boyd: *begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son
dan wilds: listen, I’m a nice person so if I’m a bitch to you, you need to ask yourself why.
renee walker: it’s all fun and games until you remember the person you were from 2007-2010.
allison reynolds: how to kiss a boy: 1. grab his waist, 2. slip your hand in his pocket, 3. steal his wallet, 4. dont even kiss him, 5. just run.
aaron minyard: Why are there 2 A’s in Aaron? Why not 6? What’s stopping us?
david wymack: you gotta put your heart into it! no. no, not literally– not your actual– no. how did you even manage to get that. is it even yours. put that. away.
betsy dobson: [at a session with neil, about andrew] It’s weird to think that people who are 5ft are only 5 subways long.
abby winfield: always practice safe sex!! until you have mastered it. then you are permitted to practice Danger Sex