André the Giant was once in a Montreal bar when four drunken men started to taunt him. André finally got fed up and chased the four men out into the parking lot. When the four men got into their car, André simply grabbed the car, turned it over onto its roof with the four men inside, and left. source
I just went out there and pretended to be a swashbuckling hero. It was fun and they paid me a metric fuck ton of money for doing next to nothing. Then this one time, Andre the Giant showed us his dick, and it was huge.