And now you are talking to yourself

Inspector - Tommy Shelby

Originally posted by mon-autre-moi

Hey, can u do a tommy fic where y/n and Tommy are together. But y/n has to flirt with Cambell to get info and Tommy gets jealous when Cambell brags to him

Inspector - Tommy Shelby

The first time you heard Inspector Campbell’s name was not from Tommy. Arthur was talking to John about a new Inspector in town, a man who had hunted IRA members in Belfast and was now being dropped into Birmingham by Winston Churchill.  

The second time you heard of him was when he came waltzing through the doors of the Garrison, not seeming to care that the facility was home to Blinders and their allies. You were behind the counter, getting yourself a glass of brandy because Harry was swamped with orders.  

“That’s inspector Campbell,” Harry whispered, walking passed you.  

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Morning Kisses (Robb Stark)

Prompt: Heya lovely person! I saw that you were asking for prompts and I was thinking that you could write about a really soft moment between Robb and the reader laying in bed talking random shit because neither of them wants to get up and actually start their day, they just want to spend time together. (I think this could be fun to do in modern terms but I just thought I’d give an idea:) ) xxx 

@robbstarkmademedoit

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Killian in the here and now

While I cannot say I love the “what from his past is going to bite Killian on the ass this episode?” thing the writers have going on, I do love watching him reconcile who he is becoming in this time and this world with the parts of him from another time and another world (and I’m not talking about the vengeful parts necessarily). 

I find that struggle of just the day-to-day changes and adjustments he has to make to fit a completely different lifestyle far more compelling than who he may have killed 50 years ago. The complexity I would love to see is that even though he generally adapts very well, there will be times he struggles, times he stumbles. Show how moving into a home, on land, makes him feel boxed in sometimes. Let us see him figuring out how to be a contributing member of this new society he belongs to outside of Emma. 

I don’t know. The closer we get to the end of the road for this series, the less I want to see flashbacks and the more I want to see of him working for his whole future—not just his and Emma’s together. He is an individual after all. Give me something new! 

SLEEPOVER. I was listening to this song on loop yesterday before I played ‘The Freshman’. I found the song really sweet and sexy, thinking of it as a song base for a fanfic I wanted to write – maybe Jake x MC, Sean x MC.

And then the Becca scene happened. Perfect.

So I searched for the lyrics. Boom. You know Becca and MC want more but it has to be only a “pit stop” right now. 

And THEN I watched Sleepover’s video. Sexy. Hayley and her best friend (an Abbie lookalike!) getting all cozy sexy. (Video link here)

Hayley has even talked about the video on her tumblr.

“I’ve never truly believed that sexuality defines who you are. I do believe, though, that sexuality helps shape and build who you become. How you act, what you pursue, who you surround yourself with. This music video for “Sleepover” is not a concept or an idea for me. It is my life. It defines a part of who I am today. I grew up a dreamer and found comfort through a safe haven in my head. It’s where I was able to find self-love and feel validated. This music video validates those feelings for me, even if in those moments the girl I fell for was unavailable. I made this video to help validate those fantasies. To create a space for the lovers, dreamers, and seekers. Falling in love can be a bittersweet feeling, especially if you know it’ll never be reciprocated. I think we can all relate to that.” (via)

Lyrics after the cut.

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anonymous asked:

So I was wondering if you could explain Hlexander in more detail? Anything I find is kind of vague and I'm really interested in the au in general

Hlexander Aamilton is @raythrill and @objectionable-code ’s opposite day AU version of Alexander Hamilton

he’s basically the “opposite” of Hamilton; very cheery and gentle, like a little bunny that just waits for you to give it your attention ( just dont upset him or you might as well bury yourself under 50 feet of snow in Mt Everest )

im on mobile right now so i cant link you huhu, but the AU is on a tag in raythrill’s blog “ Opposite Ham ” or “ Opposite Day AU ” :) he has an index post of everyone’s opposites

anonymous asked:

How many times do you have to cry over some guy that isn't worth it? He left you the first time for his ex, then you started dating so he got jealous and left his ex, then you left the people you were with to get back together with him, then he dates his ex again but he never broke up with you, then you break up with him and you say you're done with him, then his ex breaks up with him, now you're dating him, when does it end? Don't you love yourself enough to understand what's been happening?

Go on/off anon and pretend were the person you want to talk to and get everything off your chest

anonymous asked:

I'm kinda freaking out right now bc I accidentally outed myself to a friend and he's not really supportive of nb people and he's acting kinda weird around me now & I don't know what to do

okay! 

1. take some space for yourself. i mean it. don’t seek him out, and take time to focus on yourself and check in.

2. maybe ask your friend to talk? like ask him what he is thinking and how you feel and what you have been feeling about the situation. (IF YOU FEEL SAFE DOING SO)

3. remember, you are NOT required to remain his friend or interact with him if he is asshole while you talk to him/after you talk to him.

im sorry that happened, please take care of yourself. i wish there was a way to like… undo that but there isn’t really. good luck.

-mod tabby

thecozypreacher  asked:

Hi Sweetie, I know you are going through a very hard time right now, but I just wanted to see how you were holding up. Also wanted to let you know that I am thinking about You and your family. Sending hugs & prayers, if you need anything, to talk, cry, or just vent I'm here I have been in your shoes and I know how painful this can be. You take care of yourself okay. Talk to you soon. XOXO 🌹

Thanks. This week has been all over the place emotionally…. the closer his visitation gets which is tomorrow (Friday) the sicker I feel. The more anxiety I feel. I have so many people who will be there to support me which helps. But through this I have not wanted to be held or anything I just kinda want to not be touched if that makes sense. Idk what I need. I just discovered I need to look in the mirror a little closer cause I am wearing 2 different earrings…. ugh lol at least the stones are the same colors lol

My favorite thing to do is to lay in bed and listen to Mac Demarco and think about times that were easy, breezy. I’m talking about summer and barbecues and 23 and having sex with someone who wouldn’t amount to much.

I find so much romance in the nothing, in the could’ve, in the maybe. The stakes are low, the motivations aren’t defined.

A nothing life seems nice. It’s certainly less pressure. Because when you don’t know yourself, you can get away with murder. You can play dumb.

Now there are no more excuses. No more passes. No more “doing the wrong thing.”

Because now you know. You know. You can never not know.

Stop talking yourself out of opportunities because you don’t feel like you’re “ready” yet. It’s time. You’re ready now.

I know it’s hard for you to talk to anyone right now, but how much do I wish I could tell you this: love isn’t everything. You don’t always have to live on the feeling of being in love. You are not a half of a whole seeking for your perfect other half; you are whole. You could be capable of creating masterpieces if you tried to reach for the sky. So please don’t get stuck in your hopeless circle, waiting for love - you are so much more than that person you said you are.
Writing Is Hard

Summary: Dean finds the blog you use to read smutty fan fiction. And of course, he decides he can write a better story about himself. You help.

Warning: Smut, some dirty talk, mutual masturbation, all kinds of fan fiction clichés

Word Count: 4350

A/N: This is all written with love for fan fic. I’m teasing, not putting it down in any way. And thanks to @littlegreenplasticsoldier​ for being a great beta and being generally flawless. Hope you enjoy! XOXO


No. This isn’t happening.

This is one of those moments you’d had weird nightmares about, dreams that left you embarrassed and feeling all icky the next day until you finally convinced yourself that it wasn’t real. And just like those moments, this one will end any second now. You’ll wake up in some motel bed, Dean will be in the next room with Sam, asleep or showering or eating or anything but standing over your laptop with that look on his face.

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I’m so sorry America.
To my friends who live there
To the people who are part of the LGBT+ community
To the muslims
To POC
To Immigrants
To people who are not white/cis/straight/male
I’m so sorry
I wish I could do more to help
Grieve. Grieve as much as you want, as much as you need. You cannot stop fighting. You can’t let him win completely. Let your sorrow out but do not stop fighting for what you have fought for for many years. Do not let this orange joke destroy what you have built without a fight.

You will be okay. It’s not your fault that this happened. Rest up, take a break, try to calm yourself. Stay safe. If you need help please contact a suicide hotline or talk to a friend who understands what you’re going through right now. Maybe you both might need it. You are loved, you are needed, and you will continue on being who you are doing what you love to spite that orange clown.

I love you. Please stay safe and take care of yourself.

favorite things my intro lit professor said this past semester, with no context:

  • “today we’re handing out an award for the worst Bible father”
  • “ah, my son, go fuck yourself”
  • “someone else read, I’m tired of hearing the sound of my own voice. I’m kidding, that will never happen. but seriously. someone.” 
  • “okay! phallus doesn’t work, gotta have a life now”
  • “I would have loved if Santa Claus was a poet, he would have written some wild Freudian Rudolph poems”
  • “it’s parching time”
  • “don’t talk to me about Barbie Rapunzel. I’ve watched Barbie Rapunzel four times.”
  • “if you’re gonna get flayed, it might as well be elaborate”
  • “come on guys I too am tired and hungry but this class is going to be so boring if none of you talk”
  • “and Quilty won the internet that day”
  • “I see them now, all of your little post-it notes of hate”

movies that should exist: a pride & prejudice modern adaptation
starring mindy kaling as elizabeth bennet & jessica chastain as darcy fitzwilliam

“ugh. you LOVE me?”
“don’t make that face. it’s not like i want to. you’re loud and you talk too much about television for an adult and every single member of your family has friended me on facebook despite the fact that i’ve never spoken to most of them, and most of them have very poor punctuation. in fact, this whole situation is very embarrassing. like herpes. but like herpes, i don’t think it’s curable without taking action. so here i am. telling you. i love you.”
“can you even hear yourself right now?”
“so … what are your thoughts?”
“what are my thoughts? about your i-love-you-like-herpes speech?? which, p.s., herpes is incurable. that shit’s always gonna flare up again.”
“exactly. the metaphor is appropriate.”

renaming popular the smiths songs
  • how soon is now?: i'm socially awkward and need a hug
  • cemetary gates: this is a callout post
  • this charming man: gayly pining over rich men gets you nowhere
  • there is a light that never goes out: kill yourself in traffic for the Drama Of It All
  • heaven knows i'm miserable now: too nice to live, too emo to die
  • please please please let me get what i want: nothing good ever happens to me ft. acoustic guitar
  • the boy with the thorn in his side: tsundere
  • what difference does it make?: love makes you blind, prejudice makes you blinder
  • hand in glove: Don't Talk To Me Or My Son Ever Again
  • panic: the arctic monkeys masturbate to this song
  • bigmouth strikes again: if donald trump had a conscience
  • stop me if you think you've heard this one before: alcoholism
  • i know it's over: Why Can't Everyone Be Nicer To Each Other
  • shoplifters of the world unite: play this in court after i'm caught stealing from sephora. it'll work. trust me
  • girlfriend in a coma: i laugh during sad movies to mask my internal pain and childhood trauma
  • last night i dreamt that somebody loved me: are you sure this isn't pink floyd
  • william, it was really nothing: i dislike your life choices and will judge them severely
  • ask: strumming ft. social anxiety and the cold war

Listen. Serious, real talk right now.

If you’re a boy (and you better believe this means trans men and masculine aligned n/b people), and you have been through some trauma that makes it very hard for you to be touched or be near other people, you’re okay. It’s okay. Please love yourself and know you’re not weird or different or a freak. You’re you, and that’s all anyone could ask for. Take care of yourself, okay?

Tips for When you Feel Angry

1. Stifle your first impulse to react by saying or doing something negative. Instead, stop and either do the opposite of that, or simply choose to respond by doing nothing at all.

2. If you can remove yourself from the situation, then that is probably the best thing to do for now. That is, detach temporarily and choose to walk away. You can talk about what happened, or the issue, later on.

3. Speak calmly to yourself so you don’t over-react. (Figure out in advance what will likely work for you.) Depending on the person, it could be something like “Just chill” or “Leave it for now” or “This isn’t the right time to talk to talk about this.”

4. If you feel as if the person has really pressed your buttons, make yourself count to ten before you think about responding. At the same time, focus your attention on slowing down your breathing, and doing what you can to make your body relax.

5. To help with this, distract yourself by visualizing something that’s relaxing. For example, it could be a peaceful scene like the mountains or a lake. Alternatively, it could be something funny that has happened recently.

6. Speak directly to yourself, and make yourself act rationally. You’re responsible for you and how you act, and what you say. Don’t be controlled by your powerful emotions. You don’t want to end up with regrets later on.