And can you imagine how that must feel for Simon

Day 4: Pastel/Punk

•so what happens is is that every year at Watford there’s a day where you can wear whatever you want
•and Baz wears leather jackets right
•because he is a Tiny Gay Punk™ and must live up to his icy reputation and leather jackets always help
•but like imagine Simon being all Golden Boy™ and wearing a pastel blue sweater
•he wears it with a pastel pink shirt underneath and jeans and Baz just about dies tbh
•and Simon loves how warm and cozy it is and makes Penny feel it at least 3 times an hour
•and they get together, right, the Punk Rock Boy and the Golden Boy, and at first they don’t really tell anyone because they don’t want to mess things up and they’re scared of what everyone will think and blah blah blah
•but they’re horny teen boys so they make out, etc. whenever possible
•so on Casual Clothes day they’re making out and the clothes come off when suddenly
•footsteps
•FUCK
•and they’re both running around trying to put on clothes before Penny bursts in
•and somehow Baz ends up with Simon’s sweater and Simon ends up with the leather jacket
•and when Penny gets in she has a big conundrum about Agatha so she barely notices and even if she does she decides to keep it quiet
•but then she insists that they go with her because Agatha actually asked her on a date and “even if agatha is ace she still really might like me oh my god what if she doesn’t what if I’m making this up”
•(let’s face it, it’s Penny, she wouldn’t)
•and so they walk out, casually
•except then Simon stops, horrified, realizing all of a sudden that he’s fucking wearing leather
•fuck someone finding them out, what about Simon’s MORALS?!? He’s currently wearing an ANIMAL
•and Baz notices he’s wearing this pastel sweater, and it’s a bit too long tbh, and “why am I wearing this thing, Simon, please"
•but then they kinda look at each other
•like a good, long look
•and next thing Penny knows they’ve literally disappeared into nowhere
•and she’s like wait
•hmmmmmm
•ok they’ve gotta be up to something
•meanwhile cut to Simon and Baz making out in the bathroom because “FUCK Simon why do you look so HOT in leather”
•"why do YOU look so hot in pastel blue?? You’re the opposite of a pastel boy!!!“
•anyways yeah this is my take on the pastel thing
•ngl I kinda hate this trope so I stole something I wrote about Remus and Sirius and tbh I liked theirs better
•it involved a panicked James, aka my favorite kind of James
•so if you see something similar in the future just know that that’s why