Bootleg Masterlist 27/06/17

The bootlegs I have right now (all available for trade and gifting): 

25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee OBC

A Bronx Tale OBC

Aladdin OBC

Amelie LA

An American in Paris OBC

Annie Revival cast

Anything Goes w/ Sutton Foster

Avenue Q

Be More Chill

Book of Mormon w/ Ben Platt + Nic Rouleau

Book of Mormon  ( I think with KJ Hippensteel, not super sure though)

Book of Mormon OBC

Bring It On OBC

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory OBC

Chicago 2007 Broadway Performance

Come From Away OC

Dear Evan Hansen OBC

Falsettos Revival OBC

Fun Home OBC

Groundhog Day

Hamilton OBC

Hamilton w/ Javier Munoz

Heathers 

Helly Dolly! Revival OBC

How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying

If/Then OBC

In The Heights OBC

Legally Blonde OBC

Matilda

Miss Saigon (last performance of previous Broadway run)

Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 OBC

Newsies OBC

Next to Normal

Peter Pan Goes Wrong (professionally filmed by BBC)

School of Rock OBC

Something Rotten OBC

Spring Awakening Deaf West

Sweeney Todd OBC

Tuck Everlasting

Waitress OBC

If there’s anything on this list you want, just send me a message! I’m up for gifting, but if there’s something you have I don’t, I’d love if we could trade. If the show you’re looking for has already closed on Broadway, I made a separate masterlist of those with all the links already, so you can find it on my blog.

(also im on holiday right now so i might not be able to get back to you straight away, but definitely within two days, just an fyi) 

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: why is broadway merchandise sO DAMN EXPENSIVE. all i want is something to commemorate me seeing a show that i already spent a shitload of money on, but i can't do that bECAUSE EVERYTHING IS TOO EXPENSIVE.
MUSICALS ASKS

Since I’m deep in my musical phase right now, leave a musical in my ask and I’ll reply with:

Favourite Character:

Least Favourite Character:

Favourite OBC Cast Member:

Favourite Current Cast Member (If Applicable):

Favourite Song:

Least Favourite Song:

Favourite Act (If Applicable):

Favourite Ship:

Least Favourite Ship:

If There is Something I Would Change about The Musical:

Ratings: ?/10

Broadway Shows As Theatre Kids

Hamilton: really talented, woke af, want to hate them but can’t and never will

Lion King: senior, guaranteed a lead every time, universally adored

Matilda: The kid your director brings up from the middle school to play the child parts

Finding Neverland: says they like theatre, but really they only know disney, talks a lot about how messed up the original disney stories are

Something Rotten: actually really good, but always talks about how bad they did

Jersey Boys: the guy who wants to”give theatre a try”, the whole football team comes to see the show bc of him, the soccer team might show up too

Waitress: show mom, always has food, will fight anyone who was mean to her kids

School of Rock: watches the movie versions of the show the director picked and thinks that’s what the show is gonna be, doesn’t pay attention in rehearsal

Fun Home: gets all the female leads and all the guys want her, hella gay, her girlfriend is always at rehearsal

Beautiful: writes their own songs and posts them on youtube, check her out on bandcamp!

Les Miserables: shy kid with the amazing vibrato that no one expects (secretly a rebel)

An American in Paris: took dance since age of 3, not a huge fan of theatre, takes any chance to dance

Fiddler on The Roof: total dad, constant dad jokes, will crush you with a hug

Wicked: gets cast for her voice but can NOT act for the life of her

Here's the beautiful thing about theatre:

It’s always changing. Shows come and go and, as much as that hurts sometimes (Tuck I’m looking at you), it’s also a good thing. Because when one show closes, another opens. You have your staples that will be (or seem to be) there forever, like Phantom and Wicked, and you have those shows that maybe their run isn’t as long as others, but they can impact people in major ways like Newsies and Next to Normal. You have the shows whose legacies live on like Les Mis and you have the shows whose legacy is only beginning, such as Dear Evan Hansen. Theatre is ever expanding and different and growing and I don’t know I’m just having a lot of theatre feels today.

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When your parents leave you home alone

Before they leave: *sitting on the couch like you’re the most normal person in the world*

And after: *reenacting every musical known to mankind while eating everything that’s edible*

🌟old movies renamed🌟
  • <b> rear window: the boy who cried murder<p/><b>an american in paris:</b> i guess we should add some singing to all of these dance numbers<p/><b>the philadelphia story:</b> i want you back, i want you back🎵<p/><b>how to steal a million:</b> gullibility and sarcasm fall in love and steal a dinky statue<p/><b>cabaret:</b> drag and scandalous dances in WWII<p/><b>the sound of music:</b> where a kid can be a kid (and fucking sing like a normal child)<p/><b>bringing up baby:</b> can we keep him? please?<p/><b>seven brides for seven brothers:</b> abduction cause its romantic<p/><b>singing in the rain:</b> good morning🍊🎵there are 16 oranges in every tropicana pure premiu-<p/><b>it's a wonderful life:</b> a cute old man fixes jimmy stewart's many problems<p/><b>the shop around the corner:</b> we're better staying pen pals than actually dating<p/><b>breakfast at tiffany's:</b> she's lowkey a psycho but it's all about love and cats anyway<p/><b>roman holiday:</b> tomboy princess takes a day off and then has to face reality again<p/><b>star!:</b> gertie get your shit together<p/><b>my fair lady:</b> men are snobs and the english have a social system based on speech<p/><b>sabrina:</b> you got hurt and couldn't go on dates with me so i dated your brother instead<p/><b>thoroughly modern millie:</b> everyone is extra and there are white people who play asian people and horrible sex trafficking but it's okay because carol channing<p/><b>west side story:</b> why the fuck do you love him after he literally murdered your brother oh well he died so who cares anyway<p/><b>harvey:</b> polite and innocent man is a bit loopy so everyone tries to lock him up<p/><b>gone with the wind:</b> you don't love me?!?! but you gotta, i guess i'll marry all of the south to make you jealous<p/><b>casablanca:</b> paris and kids being looked at<p/><b>the african queen:</b> oh we almost died but we didn't so let's kiss and build a torpedo from scratch<p/><b>on golden pond:</b> where everyone won best actor/actress and 74 year old katharine hepburn did her own fucking stunts<p/><b>annie get your gun:</b> frank butler is a fucking selfish wienie<p/><b>lawrence of arabia:</b> nice, noble man goes crazy over the course of 4 hours<p/><b>the wizard of oz:</b> everything magical and good in the world is a hoax, kids<p/><b>cinderella:</b> cinderelly, cinderelly, we're woodland creatures providing comical pastime<p/><b>snow white:</b> practice makes perfect, disney, because this movie was on drugs<p/><b>sleeping beauty:</b> let's take a story about rape and make it for kids but then add unrealistic body types<p/><b>gold finger:</b> look it's the german villain from chitty chitty bang bang in a bond movie<p/><b>chitty chitty bang bang:</b> this movie was also on drugs but it's still great<p/><b>funny face:</b> audrey and fred in france<p/><b>🌟i love all these movies so much so don't get your panties in a wad it's a joke:</b> <p/></p>
I'm looking for more musical blogs (not only Hamilton) to follow

So reblog/like/follow if you post: 

  • Hamilton
  • The Book of Mormon
  • Falsettos 
  • An American in Paris 
  • Newsies 
  • Aladdin
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Fiddler on the Roof
  • A New Brain
  • Pippin
  • Annie 
  • Wicked 
  • In the Heights 
  • Something Rotten!
  • Into the Woods
  • Dear Evan Hansen
  • Merrily We Roll Along