You can buy Uranium Ore from Amazon. Thank god Kim Jong Un doesn’t have access to the Internet.                                                                                                                                        

deadline.com
‘Black America’: Amazon Alt-History Drama From Will Packer & Aaron McGruder Envisions Post-Reparations America
EXCLUSIVE: A century and a half after slavery was abolished in the U.S., the wounds left by one of the darkest periods in American history are far from healed, as evidenced by the controversy surro…
By Nellie Andreeva

Originally posted by rainhagretchen

This was apparently in development before HBO announced Confederate but I can’t help but giggle because this is DIRECT competition and a WAY better premise. Unlike Confederate, the idea of a Post-Reparations America is relatively unexplored. LET’S GOOOO.

tvline.com
Michael Sheen and David Tennant to Star in Amazon's Good Omens
Masters of Sex’s Michael Sheen and Doctor Who’s David Tennant are headed to Amazon. The actors are set to star in Good Omens, a six-part comedy for the streamer based on the acclaimed f…
By Michael Ausiello

“I first read Good Omens as a teenager and it’s been one of my favourite stories ever since,” Sheen enthuses. “To be part of the team entrusted with bringing it alive on screen is a bit of a dream come true to be honest. To work alongside Neil, who I think is one of the greatest storytellers of all time, is incredibly exciting. And, just like the rest of the world, I’m a huge fan of David’s so I relish trying to save it with him.” - read the article to learn about the characters they will be playing.

you’ve been through a lot,
i can see it in your eyes.
you’ve got a big heart,
and you’re not sure what to do with all of it.
you’ve given too much of yourself to people who weren’t worth the pain.
the people who promised to never hurt you did, and the ones who promised to never leave,
left.
without even a proper caution of their departure.
you’re lost,
misplaced.
but,
you must understand,
it gets better.
i promise,
it does get better.
it always gets better.
—  k. azizian

things you cannot legally have as a minor in your name:

kickstarter

cash.me

paypal

youcaring

amazon [must work with a parent]

gofundme [If you are under 13 years of age, you are not authorized to use the Services, with or without registering. In addition, if you are under the age of majority in your jurisdiction (typically 18 or 19 years of age), you may use the Services, with or without registering, only with the approval of your parent or guardian.]

if yall can think of any more add them here.

these things are again not toys or social media accounts and can have devastating legal implications for you later in life. they are a big deal and you should treat them as such. these can have tax implications, credit implications, legal implications that can all get you in pretty deep trouble.

if you have any questions about something listed here you can ask me and I can look through the legalities of it, or you can search in their legal information on their website.