“My name is Mary Katherine Blackwood. I am eighteen years old, and I live with my sister Constance. I have often thought that with any luck at all, I could have been born a werewolf, because the two middle fingers on both my hands are the same length, but I have had to be content with what I had. I dislike washing myself, and dogs, and noise. I like my sister Constance, and Richard Plantagenet, and Amanita phalloides, the death-cup mushroom. Everyone else in my family is dead.”

Always hot

Pairing: Sam x Reader

Word count: 784

Warnings: Smut, (it can be seen as a couple on birth control) unprotected sexual intercourse.

A/N: So, I wrote and I’m posting this entirely on my phone so it probably sucks. Also I kinda wrote it in 10 minutes for my girl @plaidstiel-wormstache I would’ve done it earlier but my kid needed a haircut and that always ends up in tears. Anyways…

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Originally posted by clarypondmercy

“You look hot today.”


“You know what I mean.” Sam sits down at the end of the bed, hand snatching yours. “Come’er!”

You lick your lips and look down to him from in between his spread legs. Your palms planted on his shoulders to keep yourself at arm length. “We need to get going.”

“I know…” Long fingers sliding up your sides, sneaking under your jacket but over the cotton fabric of your T-shirt. “You look so hot!” He breathes you in, face to your chest.

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Nice thing about work: So I’m a lunch lady at a high school right? Well theres this one girl thats, DECKED IN NERD MERCH. Like you have no idea. Of course i want to talk to this kid. But she never talks, just points. Kinda scared to look at people it seems. Usually alone. Kinda suspect she got some hardcore anxiety.

Except today. She saw my hat. For those that dont know, I have Undertale and BATIM pins on my hat. (had undertale for like a year now, but she never looked up to notice) And she looks up, and yells “BENDY! IT’S BENDY!”

Long story short batim is good and makes people happy and after a year of working there I finally heard this girls voice. I hope shes having a good day.