Melbourne Magicals: Job Hunting With Penelope
Penelope quit, mostly to avoid giving anybody the satisfaction of firing her.
“I’m sick of the continent,” she declared to Aloysius via her tablet that evening while tucking into her dinner: a bottle of Hat-Tricks Estate, old and red and very expensive. It was her new diet plan: red wine, green vegetables, steamed fish. Penelope didn’t like fish or greens, so at this point it was mostly just wine and… wine.