Allstar Weekend

Allow me to introduce you to Zachary Porter:

Ah! But which one? Let’s see…

 There’s oompa loompa Zach

There’s lesbian Zach

Shaggy, cutesy surfer boy Zach (my personal favorite)

Then there’s clean-cut Zach

And who could forget bandana Zach with the faint 5-o'clock shadow?

And finally, the pretentious “folk artist” who doesn’t know what a razor is